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Am I in the corner? Jun 08 06 06:22 pm Link I have a good guess. BUT I WOULD NOT WANT TO SAY WHO IT PROBABLY WAS. Jun 08 06 06:27 pm Link kind of on subject, yet off subject at the same time....I met a guy once who could do what the guy in the first picture posted on this forum is doing. However, this guy was like 80 or 90, and was featured on the show Hee-Haw (spelling?) before. I was young...about 12 when I met the guy, so I can't remember his name, but he could put his bottom lip completely over his nose (he even demonstrated for us). It was gross, but cool, too. Heck, the best I can do, is touch my nose with my tongue. Anyone who spends time in Arkansas near Fort Smith or Vanburen will know that this isn't really a racial picture...it's more of a documentary. (atleast, if you are in my mom's family...scary) Jun 08 06 06:29 pm Link kickfight wrote: You would probably be one of my straight guy friends in real life...outside of the internet. Jun 08 06 06:30 pm Link Avalon Studios wrote: No, you aren't in the corner...NOW let's find some WT photos to post!!! Jun 08 06 06:32 pm Link offending blacks and Mexicans: A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work. His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray: "Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family..." Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the BLACK man coming over the top of the hill, who is trying to hold a broken grocery sack. When the Mexican man opens his eyes, a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls down the hill and lands at his feet! "Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you!" he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make NACHOS. "But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?" she inquires. "No," the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message... As I ran home, I kept hearing Him yell, ' THAT'S NACHO CHEESE! THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!' Jun 08 06 06:35 pm Link lol@ Unomundo's joke. Jun 08 06 06:36 pm Link That is funny. Q. What is a hundred lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A. A good start Jun 08 06 06:42 pm Link [removed] Jun 08 06 06:44 pm Link Nihilus wrote: Ah, it's good that the mods are watching. Not ALL the trash has been taken out yet... Jun 08 06 06:45 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: I'm not sure, but I believe this qualifies as bestiality. Isn't there rules against posting images of this sort on MM? Unomundo I think you need to take a little time out Jun 08 06 06:46 pm Link Eric S. wrote: Or in that case "Hillbilly-" folks... Jun 08 06 06:46 pm Link Nihilus wrote: I agree with the first one. Jun 08 06 06:47 pm Link [removed] Jun 08 06 06:47 pm Link ModelInstinctive wrote: Always room in this life for another friend, straight or gay. Jun 08 06 06:49 pm Link Hah...okay, this seems like an appropriate place as any to make some blonde jokes. How does a blonde turn the light on after sex? She opens the car door What is the first thing a blonde says in the morning? Are you guys all on the same team? What do you call a brunette between two blondes? an interpreter How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Blondes don't change lightbulbs...they might break a nail. Jun 08 06 06:49 pm Link A blond guy, an Irishman, and a Mexican are working construction on a new skyscraper. Comes lunch time and all three are sitting on the beam for the 25th floor. The Irishman looks in his lunch box and grumbles, "Corned beef and cabbage! I swear, if I get Corned Beef and Cabbage one more day, I'm going to jump to my death!" The Mexican looks at his lunch and grumbles, "Burritos! If I have Burritos one more day, I'm going to jump as well!" The Blond guy looks at his lunch and grumbles, "Ham and baloney! If I have Ham and Baloney one more day, I'm gonna jump, too!" Next day they're on the beam and it's lunch time. Irishman opens his lunch. It's Corned Beef and Cabbage, so he jumps to his death. Mexican opens his lunch. A burrito. He, too, jumps. The Blonde looks at his lunch and it's Ham and Baloney, so he jumps. A few days later, it's the funeral for the three men. The Irishman's widow wails, "If I had only known how sick he was of Corned Beef and Cabbage, I would have made him something else!" The Mexican's widow is also crying and sobs out, "I could have made him Tacos or Enchiladas if I had only known!" Then everyone looks at the Blond guy's widow--herself a Blonde. She says, "Don't look at me--he always packed his own lunch!" Jun 08 06 06:50 pm Link An Texas A&M "Aggie" walks into a bar, holding a pig under his arm, and walks up to the bar. The bartender says, "Where did you get that?" The pig relied, "I won him in a raffle." Jun 08 06 06:51 pm Link Tape Her Up wrote: LOL. HAHAHAHA Jun 08 06 06:52 pm Link Nihilus wrote: (shrug) I see a fly, I get a swatter, nothing more. Keep your sick fantasies about me to yourself. Jun 08 06 06:52 pm Link I think if we manage to offend every ethnic group , we will all calm down. Offending Chinese people ! ... Chinese man had three daughters, he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry. "I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest", said the eldest daughter. He then asked his second daughter who she would like to marry. "I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest", said the second daughter. He finally asked his youngest daughter who she would like to marry. "I would like to marry a man with one draggin' on the ground", said the youngest daughter. Jun 08 06 06:53 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: An Australian man was sitting in his favorite restaurant when a Japanese bloke said to him, "I am sick of seeing your big round eyes." Jun 08 06 06:55 pm Link I seem to have a talent for cracking Electra up tonight. If we were all together I'd do my Italian joke--but it's a verbal thing ya gotta hear. Little Johnny is in class when he shouts out, "Yo! Miss Crumbacker! I gotta take a piss!" "The word is urinate, Johnny," she corrected him, "and if you use that word in a sentence I'll give you a hall pass to go to the bathroom." He thinks about it for a second. "Okay. Urinate--but if you had bigger tits you'd be a 10!" Jun 08 06 06:56 pm Link UdoR wrote: I LOVE your STUFF!!! Jun 08 06 06:58 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: TEARS!!! TEARS I HAVE IN MY EYES, FROM THE LAUGHING! Jun 08 06 06:59 pm Link ModelInstinctive wrote: We are offending people here NOT kissing Udor's butt! Jun 08 06 07:00 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: I have been following his work for sometime! Jun 08 06 07:03 pm Link ModelInstinctive wrote: You are so close , if he turns around quickly he will be happy! Jun 08 06 07:08 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: Offend someone! therapy! Jun 08 06 07:09 pm Link Q:What's 10 inches long and white??? A: Nothing. Jun 08 06 07:10 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: Don't get me wrong...I'm not really an angry person. I'd give a compliment over an insult...anyday! Jun 08 06 07:12 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: My favorite scene in Monty Python's the meaning of life contrasts catholics with protestants, showing the catholic family of 30 kids all marching down to the orphanage as their parents can't afford them and are not using birth control to the tune of 'every sperm is sacred'. The protestant couple is sitting in their house across the street looking out the window. The husband says to the wife: That is why we are superior to the catholics. We can use birth control." Jun 08 06 07:12 pm Link Well you would pucker up too if you got a hind quarter of rock salt for trespassing...lol. hillbilly decendant and and dam proud of it! Jun 08 06 07:14 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: This should be detailed in Scientific America; groundbreaking new study on observations on insulting someone... Jun 08 06 07:14 pm Link T H Taylor wrote: LMAO. Jun 08 06 07:15 pm Link Two Japanese businessmen are talking during their afternoon dip in the hot baths at the Geisha house. The first businessman says, "Hirokosan, I have unpleasant news for you. Your wife is dishonoring you. I saw her the other night and she was out with another man." Hirokosan can't believe what he hears, and asks for more information. "It is as I said, Hirokosan, and she is doing it with a foreigner who appears to be of the Jewish faith." Shocked, Hirokosan goes home to confront his wife. He faces her and says, "I am told that you are dishonoring me with a foreigner of the Jewish faith". She replies, "That's a lie! Where did you hear such meshugas? Jun 08 06 07:19 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: I was born in Georgia - I love this photo lol Jun 08 06 07:22 pm Link Lapis wrote: as a serious Monty Python fan you have gone up several rungs on my ladder. Jun 08 06 07:24 pm Link I am lesbian, Uno. An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian." Jun 08 06 07:26 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: Would like to see this at f/22. Jun 08 06 07:29 pm Link |
I *think* for about 2 years...I could really learn some stuff from him. 
