Alain wrote:

Oh yeah?  How about this: Model starts weeping for no apparent reason right in the middle of a session, and then starts banging her head against the wall when photographer goes to the bathroom to get her some tissue.  It happened to me, and I still have no idea of what her story was.

Ah, what?

Mark Fellows wrote:

Ah, what?

O.o

Ira Meyer wrote:
#40.  You are 5 foot 2 and weigh 140 pounds.

I'm sorry--is this supposed to be bad? I'm 5'6" and 160lbs...oh, well...

Sardave wrote:

I'm sorry--is this supposed to be bad? I'm 5'6" and 160lbs...oh, well...

if you also think you can do runway then yes.

Idoluncovered wrote:
Uhh I guess this is 72 then
#72
You have done 1 or 2 tfp shoot and will now only consider paying jobs with a starting rate of $50 for fasion.

Spelled just like that, too

Sardave wrote:

I'm sorry--is this supposed to be bad? I'm 5'6" and 160lbs...oh, well...

There is PLUS SIZE modeling... just not for 5'2"

Abdiel Urcull wrote:

can we arrange it via traditional mail?

This beer belly is worth mucho dollars yo!

Carmilla wrote:
Damn. But I show up on time and the escort thing shouldn't apply to me because of my age. My mom HAS to come along to sign the release and be present during the shoot.

Minors are the exception, they REQUIRE escorts 

I have no idea what number we're on but # something should be "You're underage & your parents don't know what you're doing"

Jose- JoseOnline wrote:
#12 You actually think to yourself- its ok- the photographer can just liquify me in Photoshop "cheeseburger please!"

yeah with a side of cottage cheese...

Shawn Ray wrote:
You forgot a belt around the boobs.

I only WISH we could all forget that *eye roll*

Jose- JoseOnline wrote:
#61 You have particpated in more vote driven online modeling contests than photoshoots

#60 You bring 2 bags to a shoot- the big one for shoes and the small one for your lingerie errr, wardrobe

#59 Your shoe collection for shoots is primarily a collection of clear dancer shoes

#58 Your idea of an exceptional photographer (since you only do tfp with exceptional photographers) is ANYONE who will buy you a plane ticket

#57 You post a new announcement every 20 minutes and 1 second asking for more comments

Soo funny, because it's true!!!

Star wrote:
#31--- You have more friends on your list than words you can spell

I can spell practically anything... where does that leave me? Tee hee.

Shawn Ray wrote:
8.  Very hard to describe your face, but could pic you out of a line up by your ASS!

which really altogether isn't all that much different...shit I shouldn't be drinking...

photofashion wrote:
8. guys....90%of your photos have no clothes (fashion model??)
7. believe there is really a market where you can make a living in
   gore/fetish/goth/bondage/plus size
6. have accepted to be represented by an internet manager.
5. are still living in Barstow and expect to be discovered
4. cannot smile convincingly
3. have a boyfriend/husband who is "really supportive" (or admit to having one)
2. think photoshop is a godsend for bad skin, tatoos, photographer error

and number ONE
make any sort of demands/restrictions to your work or avaliablity in your "bio"
"I don't do......don't ask me to do....I would never do....."

I know Plus Models who make more money than most photographers AND models on this site. 
Also, any working FASHION model SHOULD have "I don't do nudes", etc...  There are too many photographers who are not legit, soliciting less than professional stuff on this site.

John Chainz wrote:
honestly, you cantyell at people for putting up things they refuse to do. People have standards some are more open to doing anything than others thats just life. meh.

There are a lot of models in the world. Pretty people are a dime a dozen.
Most professional photographers are not going to ask you to take your clothes off and stick your butt in the air unless they have a very valid reason to do so, however coming across as pushy , negative and demanding on your one and only chance to convince someone to book you means they will book someone who does not come across as wanting to dictate the shoot before it has even started. Hence you are an Internet model, because in laying down the law to avoid the non real photographers (just say no when they contact you why not?) you are alienating yourself from the real ones.

photofashion wrote:

There are a lot of models in the world. Pretty people are a dime a dozen.
Most professional photographers are not going to ask you to take your clothes off and stick your butt in the air unless they have a very valid reason to do so, however coming across as pushy , negative and demanding on your one and only chance to convince someone to book you means they will book someone who does not come across as wanting to dictate the shoot before it has even started. Hence you are an Internet model

There's a fine line here.

Star wrote:
I do want to mention, PLEASE STOP USING MIME

It is impossible to read and how many virus's are put on computers. I won't download an extension in MIME.

Huh?