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100 signs you are an internet model
#100-- your web page is a myspace account #99--- you type u, instead of u #98--- you imbed 2.8 megapixel files into a mail document and than wonder why no one responds to your messages #97--- you have a manager/boyfriend/photographer/ride but no headshots #96--- you are stocked that your new cameraphone has a flash, now your shots will really POP Apr 06 06 09:42 pm Link #95 - you will only consider TFP with exceptional photographers with tearsheets Apr 06 06 09:45 pm Link #94 - You've shot with me = ) Apr 06 06 09:48 pm Link #94 - you post on MM forums asking if you have what it takes to "make it in the industry" ... and you're fug. Apr 06 06 09:48 pm Link I'm enjoying these....interesting post  Apr 06 06 09:50 pm Link #93- You use the term "fug". Apr 06 06 09:50 pm Link Nerlande wrote: lol -- what the hell does fug mean anyway.... Apr 06 06 09:51 pm Link #92: You have webcam shots still up, even AFTER you've already had a professional shoot Apr 06 06 09:51 pm Link Carmilla wrote: Blame the uploader for that one. Apr 06 06 09:54 pm Link #91 You are a model and you are reading this post??? LOL Apr 06 06 09:54 pm Link #90 You openly admit to being one without shame Apr 06 06 09:55 pm Link #91 You simply cannot show up for a shoot on time. Apr 06 06 09:56 pm Link #90 You think, "why in the world should I TFP or pay a photographer when I can get both paid and receive all of the photos on a disc too." Apr 06 06 09:57 pm Link #89 your haute couture lingerie consists of edible g-strings you purchased in an adult bookstore Apr 06 06 09:57 pm Link Nerlande wrote: Oh I do. Apr 06 06 09:57 pm Link RoxieB wrote: hmmmmmm. I think I just realized I must have just burnt myself...crap! LOL Apr 06 06 09:59 pm Link Ok someone messed up the numbers! #88 You have a crapload of less than amateur pics in your profile from your first ever shoot and charge $150 or more an hour as your hourly rate Apr 06 06 09:59 pm Link RoxieB wrote: Can I get a witness! Thank you Roxie. Apr 06 06 10:00 pm Link Nerlande wrote: Aaaamen, amen lol Apr 06 06 10:02 pm Link Jessica Jill wrote: Yeah. But you are on my short list of models to shoot in '06. But WARNING: Apr 06 06 10:04 pm Link RoxieB wrote: Fug is slang for fucking ugly. Apr 06 06 10:04 pm Link RoxieB wrote: Taylor James wrote: HEY! watch your fucking mouth. Apr 06 06 10:05 pm Link John Jebbia wrote: Well damn, I may just skip for that opportunity...LMAO.... Apr 06 06 10:09 pm Link You guys are really bad. #87 -- You had to cancel your shoot because you were busy reviewing proofs with the professional photographer who lives one or two blocks over Apr 06 06 10:10 pm Link mrclay2000 wrote: Ummmm....Nah! That is insane! Apr 06 06 10:16 pm Link #86 You only model to have new and "better" images for myspace. Apr 06 06 10:18 pm Link #85 Your idea of fashion is a booty shot where you wear jeans #84 Your port reads in all caps I DO NOT DO NUDES SO DONT EVEN ASK Apr 06 06 10:18 pm Link #83 - you really want to do acting but see modeling as a way in #82 - you think "America's Top Model" is a real world example of the everyday model. #81 - you want the photographer to pay but have no idea how to pose #80 - you have the same face in every picture #79 - you think you derserve a whole lot and don't even have a portfolio #78 - similarly, you want the photographer to have the latest and best equipment and don't even have a portfolio Apr 06 06 10:22 pm Link Jose- JoseOnline wrote: Haha so true! Apr 06 06 10:24 pm Link #83 You spend all of your time on the internet, and you are a model.... edit: computer took to long to respond...#73/74....crap. screwed up the numbers too...I AM an internet model  Apr 06 06 10:24 pm Link #77 You have sent an email to a photographer saying "I love your work and want to shoot with you, my rates are . . . " #76 You dont have any prints- just CDs #75 You bring escorts to a shoot #74 You have more forum posts than images you have ever posed for #73 Your rate depends soley on how much clothes you have on or off Apr 06 06 10:24 pm Link Jose- JoseOnline wrote: Uh...thank god I have had to endure several photoshoots where they clicked over 500 images.... Apr 06 06 10:28 pm Link Jose- JoseOnline wrote: brutal - lol Apr 06 06 10:30 pm Link Uhh I guess this is 72 then #72 You have done 1 or 2 tfp shoot and will now only consider paying jobs with a starting rate of $50 for fasion. Apr 06 06 10:30 pm Link #71 You have a portfolio on every site you can find - at least 10 #69 You have spent a fortune to have the honor of being on these sites #68 You dream of an agent finding you on one of these sites Apr 06 06 10:31 pm Link #67 You say you love fashion and want to shoot fashion- yet you only own jeans and tennis shoes Apr 06 06 10:31 pm Link #66 - you haven't touched your hair since you went out the previous night. #70 - You just have one bland expression. Apr 06 06 10:31 pm Link #67- you only have angle shots to hide your Butter Face Apr 06 06 10:33 pm Link #65 You understand what GWC, MUA, LMAO and other 3-4 letter acronyms mean Apr 06 06 10:34 pm Link Jose- JoseOnline wrote: HAHHA yeah and then in their pics, they're like in lingerine and half naked....might as well call it nude Apr 06 06 10:34 pm Link |
