Im'age NY (INY) wrote:

you read my bio...

Who is Giovanni?

Just another photographer who enjoys dinner by flashlight… long walks on the beach with his amputee girlfriend and reading a good book by the fireplace with his gasoline drenched puppy sitting nervously by his side.

That's sad and hilarious at the same time!

Lora wrote:
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We already got a thread on that topic:
https://www.modelmayhem.com/posts.php?thread_id=84301

Renee Jacobs wrote:
Oh, wait, then I've got to through my bourbon truffles into the offer mix!? When are you coming to SoCal? ;-) lolol

Hey Renee, save a few bourbon truffles for me too.  They sound REALLY good

CLT wrote:

We already got a thread on that topic:
https://www.modelmayhem.com/posts.php?thread_id=84301

Hell yeah, and I had a lot to contribute, too!

Lora wrote:
"Hi lora,
Just wanted to let you know that I have sent you a friend request and hope you approve it. Also, I saw you on model mayhem where you said you were coming to so. cal. Do You have any more specifics on that? About me? You can see my pics on myspace. 59 but look 40 and feel 25. Born and raised in Maine and spent most of my life on the east coast. Became a nudist on 5/82 while in Tampa, a massage therapist for women on 1/88 w/14 years experience doing this very relaxing, sensual, stress relief, fullbody massage on women in the Atlanta area. I've recently purchased a digital camera and would love to improve my ability as a photographer of women. I am an amateur and want to do a full spread for my portfolio. That means, fashion, casual, glamour, bikini, lingerie, thong and nudes. I have had a couple experiences with girls who are attractive but not model types. I hope to get some model wannabees that need some pics on CD to develop their portfolios.

Thank you for the great pics,
XXXX"




I sure hope this guy isnt a member and wasn't looking at my nudes. ick.

Jayne Jones wrote:
I'm noticing this more and more lately.  Are there REALLY that many lonely/bored/horny men out there?

Welcome to Planet Earth, one of the 8 planets in the solar system.

CLT wrote:

Welcome to Planet Earth, one of the 8 planets in the solar system.

That's why I call Myspace "Meatspace".

CLT wrote:
Welcome to Planet Earth, one of the 8 planets in the solar system.

Actually, I think we recently kicked-out Pluto.  Poor, little planet, out there all on his own. 

Seth wrote:
Actually, I think we recently kicked-out Pluto.  Poor, little planet, out there all on his own. 

Yeah, minus Pluto, it should be 8, right?

Anna H Photography wrote:

i just looked at your photos...i cant help but notice he wrote "wannabee" models...wow.. i feel offended for you.(your wayyyyyyyy better then that!)

Yes, I noticed that too!  She is NOT a "wannabee" ... so massage or not, he lost some points right there!

Patrick Walberg wrote:

Yes, I noticed that too!  She is NOT a "wannabee" ... so massage or not, he lost some points right there!

Hey! For the right massage, I'll let some things slide!

Lora wrote:

Yeah, minus Pluto, it should be 8, right?

Oops, yup it was NINE , now it is EIGHT.  Pluto got demoted.

Jayne Jones wrote:
I'm noticing this more and more lately.  Are there REALLY that many lonely/bored/horny men out there?

CLT wrote:
Welcome to Planet Earth, one of the 8 planets in the solar system.

Jayne Jones wrote:
I'm noticing this more and more lately.  Are there REALLY that many lonely/bored/horny men out there?

CLT wrote:
Welcome to Planet Earth, one of the 8 planets in the solar system.

Jayne Jones wrote:
Wow.  That's a damn shame.

Long time ago, God created life on Mars at the same time he created life on earth. The only difference is that life forms on Mars never get horny... Look how populated that planet is now.

CLT wrote:

Jayne Jones wrote:
I'm noticing this more and more lately.  Are there REALLY that many lonely/bored/horny men out there?

CLT wrote:
Welcome to Planet Earth, one of the 8 planets in the solar system.

Long time ago, God created life on Mars at the same time he created life on earth. The only difference is that life forms on Mars never get horny... Look how populated that planet is now.

I'm just gonna say this because I have three posts to go: "Ha ha!"

Lora wrote:
I'm just gonna say this because I have three posts to go: "Ha ha!"

So it wouldn't be funny had you already got your t-shirt?

You should start a new thread for your 1000th

UnoMundo Photography wrote:
See, you offer was not as GOOD as this one.  Now this is an offer !


http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/ers/216160788.html

Wow, I need to read Craigslist more often! Ha!

CLT wrote:
So it wouldn't be funny had you already got your t-shirt?

You should start a new thread for your 1000th

It was funny enough for at least one "Ha!"

Damn, that was my 1,000th post!

Lora wrote:

It was funny enough for at least one "Ha!"

Damn, that was my 1,000th post!

Yeah, I was cursing too. Well start one with your 1001st.

CLT wrote:
Long time ago, God created life on Mars at the same time he created life on earth. The only difference is that life forms on Mars never get horny... Look how populated that planet is now.

Oh.  And here I was thinking that lack of using birth control and a lack of self control was the reason we were so populated.  Now I know.  And knowing is half the battle.  Thanks!  *LOL*

In any case. . .it seems like (and I could be very incorrect here) being horny seems to be a reasonable excuse to people for this guy being a sleeze.  Kind of like talking about sex the first time you meet someone
"hello.  I'm Jayne."
"I'm Tom.  Great to meet ya.  When was the last time you had some?"
"What?"
"Do you own toys?  Do you self gratify?"
-->pointless, tasteless conversation.  You would think that if he approached enough people. . .and got rejected enough times. . .he'd change his approach.  Evidently not.  I wonder if perhaps these individuals wouldn't be so horny if they could speak to a woman with some level of respect.  Like that whole catch more flys with honey thing.  Then again. . .maybe I'm just lookin at things through rose colored glasses.. .living on unpopulated Mars.

Jayne Jones wrote:
I'm noticing this more and more lately.  Are there REALLY that many lonely/bored/horny men out there?

CLT wrote:
Welcome to Planet Earth, one of the 8 planets in the solar system.

Jayne Jones wrote:
Wow.  That's a damn shame.

Jayne Jones wrote:
Oh.  And here I was thinking that lack of using birth control and a lack of self control was the reason we were so populated.  Now I know.  And knowing is half the battle.  Thanks!  *LOL*

In any case. . .it seems like (and I could be very incorrect here) being horny seems to be a reasonable excuse to people for this guy being a sleeze.  Kind of like talking about sex the first time you meet someone
"hello.  I'm Jayne."
"I'm Tom.  Great to meet ya.  When was the last time you had some?"
"What?"
"Do you own toys?  Do you self gratify?"
-->pointless, tasteless conversation.  You would think that if he approached enough people. . .and got rejected enough times. . .he'd change his approach.  Evidently not.  I wonder if perhaps these individuals wouldn't be so horny if they could speak to a woman with some level of respect.  Like that whole catch more flys with honey thing.  Then again. . .maybe I'm just lookin at things through rose colored glasses.. .living on unpopulated Mars.

I define civilization (being civilized) as a man-made supression of our biological instincts.  It's a bit too late to get too deep with this, but... being human and being civilized are mutually exclusive. Some people spend more time being cvilized... some spend more time being human.

Lora wrote:
Since I can't think of any reason to start another thread for my 1,001st post, I'll just keep this useless thread alive.

If you could see this guy's pictures, you'd be really grossed out. I mean, yeah, gross. Spin-shivering gross. I DID accept him as a friend on my Myspace page only because I don't deny anyone anyway and he may be entertaining to watch now and then.

You just want us to friend you on MySpace

CLT wrote:

You just want us to friend you on MySpace

Not unless you really have to see this guy's profile!
(he's on my page 5 of friends) Just in case.

CLT wrote:
I define civilization (being civilized) as a man-made supression of our biological instincts.  It's a bit too late to get too deep with this, but... being human and being civilized are mutually exclusive. Some people spend more time being cvilized... some spend more time being human.

Lora wrote:

Not unless you really have to see this guy's profile!
(he's on my page 5 of friends) Just in case.

You have a private profile

Lora wrote:
Yeah, I guess you don't have a page?

I just don't want people to know I'm actually a teddy bear.

Lora wrote:
Sent you a pm

Thanks.... I noticed this on his page:

creepy sexy guy wrote:
Amateur photographer for women who want to work for an amateur for tfcd. I will do glamour, bikini, lingerie etc. I also will bring a model release form with me for us both to sign stating that I will not distribute in anyway the pics that I take.

A model release to prohibit image usage? that's new to me. Isn't that like having an ID to prove your anonymity?

Jayne Jones wrote:
*seeecret looooooverrrrrs yeah. . .*
j/k

lol.... i sent him the link to creepy guy

CLT wrote:

Lora wrote:
Sent you a pm

Thanks.... I noticed this on his page:


A model release to prohibit image usage? that's new to me. Isn't that like having an ID to prove your anonymity?

I think he's just trying to sound knowlegeable enough... did you see him wearing the Casablancas shirt?

Jayne Jones wrote:
*seeecret looooooverrrrrs yeah. . .*
j/k

Lora wrote:
lol.... i sent him the link to creepy guy

Jayne Jones wrote:
Hey. . .don't have to tell me why he's in YOUR 5.  lol  Have you seen that commercial?

Jayne Jones wrote:
*seeecret looooooverrrrrs yeah. . .*
j/k

Oh yeah, that's pretty funny...