Jessalyn_54 wrote:
actually he sounds like he's trying to pick you up....

"Hi, I'm 5'9" athletic type, I enjoy long walks on the beach, I own a Hyundai, and I want 2.5 children, how about you?"

I think he really wanted to see me nekkid. Then rub on me.

CLT wrote:
Well Lora, I'd shoot with you but I can only pay with alcohol.

I don't know... this guy is offering me a nudist massage...

John Jebbia wrote:
He types great with one hand

*snort*
gross.

CLT wrote:
Well Lora, I'd shoot with you but I can only pay with alcohol.

Lora wrote:
I don't know... this guy is offering me a nudist massage...

Sigh... I don't know... I suppose I can throw a massage in the deal... sigh...

W.G. Rowland wrote:
I've always wondered when listing my references as a photog if I should include:

"Likes long walks in the beach."

*shrug*

so do you accept that as payment for a photoshoot? i'll even let you hold my hand

CLT wrote:

CLT wrote:
Well Lora, I'd shoot with you but I can only pay with alcohol.

Sigh... I don't know... I suppose I can throw a massage in the deal... sigh...

Mkay... but it has to be at least three shots of Jager.

H Search Photography wrote:
Geez... not fair.  Now the rest of us will have to match this guy's package!  What's a guy gonna do! I thought I was being really cool offering a smile, thank you and maybe a glass of red wine after a shoot.

14 years of experience... that has to be an awesome massage!

H Search Photography wrote:
Geez... not fair.  Now the rest of us will have to match this guy's package!  What's a guy gonna do! I thought I was being really cool offering a smile, thank you and maybe a glass of red wine after a shoot.

I know what you mean. I was even ready to offer a whole bottle of red.

Maynard Southern wrote:
I have some pennies...

Give me a hundred and you've got a model!

Lora wrote:

14 years of experience... that has to be an awesome massage!

hmm well I can offer over 22 years of expereince in foot massages! = )

Collin J. Rae wrote:
hmm well I can offer over 22 years of expereince in foot massages! = )

I love giving foot massages, especially the type that inflicts pain. I was trained at a buddhist temple.

Lora wrote:
"Hi lora,
Just wanted to let you know that I have sent you a friend request and hope you approve it. Also, I saw you on model mayhem where you said you were coming to so. cal. Do You have any more specifics on that? About me? You can see my pics on myspace. 59 but look 40 and feel 25. Born and raised in Maine and spent most of my life on the east coast. Became a nudist on 5/82 while in Tampa, a massage therapist for women on 1/88 w/14 years experience doing this very relaxing, sensual, stress relief, fullbody massage on women in the Atlanta area. I've recently purchased a digital camera and would love to improve my ability as a photographer of women. I am an amateur and want to do a full spread for my portfolio. That means, fashion, casual, glamour, bikini, lingerie, thong and nudes. I have had a couple experiences with girls who are attractive but not model types. I hope to get some model wannabees that need some pics on CD to develop their portfolios.

Thank you for the great pics,
XXXX"




I sure hope this guy isnt a member and wasn't looking at my nudes. ick.

i just looked at your photos...i cant help but notice he wrote "wannabee" models...wow.. i feel offended for you.(your wayyyyyyyy better then that!)

Anna H Photography wrote:

i just looked at your photos...i cant help but notice he wrote "wannabee" models...wow.. i feel offended for you.(your wayyyyyyyy better then that!)

Thanks, but there was WAY too much entertainment to be offended.

Renee Jacobs wrote:
LOLOL. Nice find, Lora. ;-)

You know, I used to post messages like this in my Myspace blogs so everyone could laugh at these guys. I may have to bring that back. It was pretty popular!

Lora wrote:
The offers just get better and better.

Hey, I thought my offer was a pretty solid one.

W.G. Rowland wrote:
I've always wondered when listing my references as a photog if I should include:

"Likes long walks in the beach."

*shrug*

or swapping spit in the shower?

Renee Jacobs wrote:
Oh, wait, then I've got to through my bourbon truffles into the offer mix!? When are you coming to SoCal? ;-) lolol

If things work out in a few months, I should have a free day for you! So, hopefully!

John Jebbia wrote:

Hey, I thought my offer was a pretty solid one.

I don't think anyone can top yours!

Lora wrote:

If things work out in a few months, I should have a free day for you! So, hopefully!

:-)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!