Photographer
Chris Rifkin
Posts: 25581
Tampa, Florida, US
If it looks like a perv,smells like a perv,and quacks like a duck.................
Photographer
Renee Jacobs
Posts: 2923
Montpellier, Languedoc-Roussillon, France
Hey Lora-do you realize how close you are to a t-shirt? I'm sure if you post all the things you get like this guy, you'll be there in no time. ;-)
Model
LORA
Posts: 5067
Washington, District of Columbia, US
Renee Jacobs wrote:
Hey Lora-do you realize how close you are to a t-shirt? I'm sure if you post all the things you get like this guy, you'll be there in no time. ;-) Well, son of a... I AM pretty close!
Pretty soon, we'll replace the phrase "I've got 1,000 posts" to "I've reached the t-shirt".
Photographer
Jeff Searust
Posts: 920
Austin, Texas, US
Lora--
You still haven't said if you're going to do a shoot with him though.....
Model
LORA
Posts: 5067
Washington, District of Columbia, US
Jeff Genung wrote:
Lora--
You still haven't said if you're going to do a shoot with him though..... Well he did say he was an expert massage therapist, that even though he was looking at 60 he only really looked 40, he's a nudist and he just got a new digi cam. Why wouldn't I?? duh!
Photographer
Tog
Posts: 55204
Birmingham, Alabama, US
Ok.. This thread prompted me to put an addendum on my bio.
Model
Adrienne Aurora
Posts: 2745
Atlanta, Georgia, US
"Atlanta area" ick, great.
Model
LORA
Posts: 5067
Washington, District of Columbia, US
"- I like long walks on short piers.
- The sound of moonlight at noon.
- The color Fred.
- Oh, and my sign is: "This space intentionally left blank." "
Funny stuff W G!
Model
LORA
Posts: 5067
Washington, District of Columbia, US
Adrienne Aurora wrote:
"Atlanta area" ick, great. He's after YOU next...
Photographer
Christopher Hartman
Posts: 54196
Buena Park, California, US
Lora wrote:
I sure hope this guy isnt a member and wasn't looking at my nudes. ick. You could have just told me no. You didn't have to start a whole thread about me.
Photographer
Phil Edelstein
Posts: 663
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
LOL...i am a plumber but i just bought a digital camera and want to now be a photographer.
seeking tfp haha
Photographer
- null -
Posts: 4576
Lora wrote:
I sure hope this guy isnt a member and wasn't looking at my nudes. ick. Okay, I admit it ... I just looked.
Which might be almost as icky.
Model
Wynd Mulysa
Posts: 8619
Berkeley, California, US
Lora wrote:
"Hi lora,
Just wanted to let you know that I have sent you a friend request and hope you approve it. Also, I saw you on model mayhem where you said you were coming to so. cal. Do You have any more specifics on that? About me? You can see my pics on myspace. 59 but look 40 and feel 25. Born and raised in Maine and spent most of my life on the east coast. Became a nudist on 5/82 while in Tampa, a massage therapist for women on 1/88 w/14 years experience doing this very relaxing, sensual, stress relief, fullbody massage on women in the Atlanta area. I've recently purchased a digital camera and would love to improve my ability as a photographer of women. I am an amateur and want to do a full spread for my portfolio. That means, fashion, casual, glamour, bikini, lingerie, thong and nudes. I have had a couple experiences with girls who are attractive but not model types. I hope to get some model wannabees that need some pics on CD to develop their portfolios.
Thank you for the great pics,
XXXX"
I sure hope this guy isnt a member and wasn't looking at my nudes. ick. Maybe it was the same guy who tried to get the photographer I was working with today in SF [who's also a hot model] to take "silly" photos of him, exposing his "package" to us and, when she said no, replying "it's art."
Model
LORA
Posts: 5067
Washington, District of Columbia, US
DigitalCMH wrote:
You could have just told me no. You didn't have to start a whole thread about me. We all know you won't get any nekkider than a g-string!
Model
LORA
Posts: 5067
Washington, District of Columbia, US
Wynd Mulysa wrote:
Maybe it was the same guy who tried to get the photographer I was working with today in SF [who's also a hot model] to take "silly" photos of him, exposing his "package" to us and, when she said no, replying "it's art." EW!
Model
Wynd Mulysa
Posts: 8619
Berkeley, California, US
Lora wrote:
EW! Yeaaah.
..So I think you should probably work with him!!  .
Photographer
Christopher Hartman
Posts: 54196
Buena Park, California, US
Lora wrote:
We all know you won't get any nekkider than a g-string! For you I would.
Model
LORA
Posts: 5067
Washington, District of Columbia, US
E|||B wrote:
Okay, I admit it ... I just looked.
Which might be almost as icky.
Eh, MM members can look at my little boobies all they want.
Model
LORA
Posts: 5067
Washington, District of Columbia, US
DigitalCMH wrote:
For you I would. Oh, so NOW you will. Stop playing games with me.
Photographer
Christopher Hartman
Posts: 54196
Buena Park, California, US
Lora wrote:
Oh, so NOW you will. Stop playing games with me. Don't act like you didn't know this. You know I'm easy.
Photographer
Arizona Shoots
Posts: 28822
Phoenix, Arizona, US
So, does this mean that if we shoot at the clothing optional hot springs that I will have to wear something?
Model
LORA
Posts: 5067
Washington, District of Columbia, US
John Jebbia wrote:
So, does this mean that if we shoot at the clothing optional hot springs that I will have to wear something? Only if I have to keep my eyes open. 
Photographer
Arizona Shoots
Posts: 28822
Phoenix, Arizona, US
Lora wrote:
Only if I have to keep my eyes open. What if I tell you that my penis is so small and that I have enough pubies that it will look like I'm wearing dirty underwear?
Model
LORA
Posts: 5067
Washington, District of Columbia, US
John Jebbia wrote:
What if I tell you that my penis is so small and that I have enough pubies that it will look like I'm wearing dirty underwear? That's the most disgustingly funny thing I've heard in 2 hours! haha!
Photographer
Arizona Shoots
Posts: 28822
Phoenix, Arizona, US
Lora wrote:
That's the most disgustingly funny thing I've heard in 2 hours! haha! Are we still on?
Model
Kaitlin Lara
Posts: 6467
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US
W.G. Rowland wrote:
Ok.. This thread prompted me to put an addendum on my bio. If this is a glorified dating website, can I be your internet girlfriend?
Model
LORA
Posts: 5067
Washington, District of Columbia, US
John Jebbia wrote:
Are we still on? You haven't scared me off yet.
Model
Kaitlin Lara
Posts: 6467
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US
Lora wrote:
Eh, MM members can look at my little boobies all they want. SCORE! I love b(o)(o)bies...especially small ones...they make me feel better about my um...exquisite rare miniatures.
Model
LORA
Posts: 5067
Washington, District of Columbia, US
Kaitlin Lara wrote:
SCORE! I love b(o)(o)bies...especially small ones...they make me feel better about my um...exquisite rare miniatures. We don't sag as bad when we get older.
Photographer
Jeff Searust
Posts: 920
Austin, Texas, US
John Jebbia wrote:
Are we still on? Lora wrote:
You haven't scared me off yet. I'm sort of creeped out....
Model
LORA
Posts: 5067
Washington, District of Columbia, US
Jeff Genung wrote:
John Jebbia wrote:
Are we still on? I'm sort of creeped out.... Oh, I'm not saying that I didn't have a disturbing visual...
Photographer
Chris Rifkin
Posts: 25581
Tampa, Florida, US
Lora wrote:
Well he did say he was an expert massage therapist, that even though he was looking at 60 he only really looked 40, he's a nudist and he just got a new digi cam. Why wouldn't I?? duh! Tell him yes as long as you bring an escort
Model
LORA
Posts: 5067
Washington, District of Columbia, US
cyberstorm wrote:
Tell him yes as long as you bring an escort Of course I'd have to have the BEST escort for the job...
Photographer
CLT
Posts: 12979
Winchester, Virginia, US
cyberstorm wrote:
Tell him yes as long as you bring an escort A hot lesbian one, I hope.
Model
LORA
Posts: 5067
Washington, District of Columbia, US
CLT wrote:
A hot lesbian one, I hope. Poor guy'd have a heart attack!
Photographer
CLT
Posts: 12979
Winchester, Virginia, US
Lora wrote:
Poor guy'd have a heart attack! Maybe then he won't feel 25 anymore?
Model
LORA
Posts: 5067
Washington, District of Columbia, US
Wait, I forget myself. I'm the wannabe and he's willing to help me out.
Photographer
UnoMundo
Posts: 47532
Olympia, Washington, US
Lora wrote:
I think he really wanted to see me nekkid. Then rub on me. Well, he is not the ONLY one !
I use only the expensive Crisco corn oil for massages
Photographer
giovanni gruttola
Posts: 1279
Middle Island, New York, US
W.G. Rowland wrote:
I've always wondered when listing my references as a photog if I should include:
"Likes long walks in the beach."
*shrug* you read my bio...
Who is Giovanni?
Just another photographer who enjoys dinner by flashlight⦠long walks on the beach with his amputee girlfriend and reading a good book by the fireplace with his gasoline drenched puppy sitting nervously by his side.
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