Forums > General Industry > I am so SICK of these crazy internet models!!!

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

Julia wrote:
Hi Everybody, I just was passing by and thought I'd ask if anybody interested in working with me.

___

PS:
Paid assignments ONLY.
THANKS.

Oh, yes, almost forgot:
My rates are negotiable, however I will do TFP with exceptional photographers only.

Jan 11 07 05:08 pm Link

Model

Fedora el Morro

Posts: 818

Seattle, Washington, US

Michael Moon Studios wrote:
Chics dig guys with skill.

Guys dig chics who read porn!

I dont read porn, I masturbate to it.

Jan 11 07 05:10 pm Link

Photographer

Exposed Imaging

Posts: 195

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

there are few real models here. real models (with very, very few niche exceptions) are female, tall, rail thin, beautiful and work through legitimate agencies. they are reliable, professional and expensive.

for the most part the "models" here are unreliable, unprofessional and cheap. a tiny percentage of these hopefuls will ever make latte money in this field. those that do well will graduate to the world of real models (see above).

it is massively irritating and frustrating but occassionally a pleasant surprise comes along.

Jan 11 07 05:10 pm Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

Exposed wrote:
there are few real models here. real models (with very, very few niche exceptions) are female, tall, rail thin, beautiful and work through legitimate agencies. they are reliable, professional and expensive.

for the most part the "models" here are unreliable, unprofessional and cheap. a tiny percentage of these hopefuls will ever make latte money in this field. those that do well will graduate to the world of real models (see above).

it is massively irritating and frustrating but occassionally a pleasant surprise comes along.

I love latte and chai tea.

Jan 11 07 05:15 pm Link

Model

MarkusRichmondModel

Posts: 206

Los Angeles, California, US

Julia wrote:

I love latte and chai tea.

Vanilla Chai FTW. smile

Jan 11 07 08:17 pm Link

Photographer

Michael Barrett

Posts: 1149

Upland, California, US

What drives me crazy are 'MODELS' like Bobbi Billard and Renee Townsend always putting profiles on sites like these!

As if the are really for hire!!!

They just want to direct traffic to thier pay sites!

Jan 11 07 08:23 pm Link

Photographer

Michael Moon Studios

Posts: 151

Los Angeles, California, US

Julia wrote:
Hi Everybody, I just was passing by and thought I'd ask if anybody interested in working with me.

___

PS:
Paid assignments ONLY.
THANKS.

Hell yeah I'll work with you.... oh btw my day rate is $1240

tongue

Jan 11 07 08:33 pm Link

Photographer

Legacys 7

Posts: 33899

San Francisco, California, US

Michael Moon Studios wrote:

Hell yeah I'll work with you.... oh btw my day rate is $1240

tongue

That was hella funny.

Jan 11 07 10:23 pm Link

Photographer

D U A R T E

Posts: 119

Los Angeles, California, US

Good enough for personal consumption...!!!??

Wait, this is the internet and an amateur/gwc site.

If a guy is exceptional and or published he's not going to use an internet model period. Except to either; date them, stock photography, personal or nude work.

Why would I use a 5'5" 115lb for my book?  I can't even use west coast agency girls. Especially if want to do high fashion or land big accounts. If your good and published you can walk in to any agency and work with any girl.  Or you get them published and then agency loves you. Better yet land them commercial jobs.

So if the girl wants to "follow her dreams" she's gonna have to PAY the photographer or else welcome to the world of middle-aged hobbyists.

That's how it works.

Jan 11 07 11:38 pm Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

Michael Moon Studios wrote:

Hell yeah I'll work with you.... oh btw my day rate is $1240

tongue

Do I get a discount for showing bOObs?

Jan 12 07 12:03 am Link

Model

Serene Havok

Posts: 6

Reno, Nevada, US

you people bitch way too much.

Jan 12 07 12:08 am Link

Photographer

Michael Moon Studios

Posts: 151

Los Angeles, California, US

Julia wrote:

Do I get a discount for showing bOObs?

Discount for boobs?  hmmmm... okay $10 per boob off my rate

Jan 12 07 12:13 am Link

Photographer

DA PHOTO

Posts: 1540

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Colegrove Photography wrote:
Actually you either need a portfolio or big money school to get in to get developed.

Not True.
If you are serious and HAVE the LOOK that the agency [fashion or commerical] is looking for.
A reputable agency will develop you and or set you up with indusrty professionals who Know the market.
If there are costs involved and you can not afford to pay,the agency will  usually take care of this.
Once you get booked the upfront costs will be deducted if any.

No schools here 
sounds like a scam.
Not sure what market you are in that models require big money school.
All that is required is  basic polaroid style shots against white or grey backgroud.
No make up, front, side, back profile for submission or just walk in to agency
for consideration.

Jan 12 07 12:14 am Link

Model

BryanTM

Posts: 2

Waterford, Michigan, US

dude i still like the sock monkey party picture that diff cheered me up seeing that lol

Jan 12 07 12:20 am Link

Photographer

duds here

Posts: 397

Chicago, Illinois, US

Take two aspirins and call me in the morning, it's a game that isn't always worth playing, but sometimes you luck out.  OH that is what the casinos are for sorry.

Jan 12 07 03:49 am Link

Photographer

J C ModeFotografie

Posts: 14718

Los Angeles, California, US

Michael Barrett wrote:
What drives me crazy are 'MODELS' like Bobbi Billard and Renee Townsend always putting profiles on sites like these!

As if the are really for hire!!!

They just want to direct traffic to thier pay sites!

Amen, brother - Amen!

JAY carreon
PHOTOGRAPHER

Jan 12 07 04:00 am Link

Photographer

J C ModeFotografie

Posts: 14718

Los Angeles, California, US

MsHeidi wrote:

Just wondering why you then keep shooting us... and don't bite my head off for asking..

You're the exception, Darling - you're tall enough to do fashion, but not afraid of your own (beautiful) naked skin!

JAY carreon
PHOTOGRAPHER

Jan 12 07 04:03 am Link

Photographer

Image K

Posts: 23400

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

bump

Jan 12 07 05:32 am Link

Photographer

Royal Photography

Posts: 2011

Birmingham, Alabama, US

Rebekah-Love wrote:
Excuse me??!!??

I have maintained a 3.75 GPA or higher all thru school and I am graduating with honors in the top 20 of my class in May.

I am a llama AND I have brains.....thank you very much.

I graduated from the U of Miami with a 3.95 and numerous honors.  Come up to 3.9 or higher and you get to be a photographer rather than a llama....

LOL...just kidding...dont throw anything at me please

Jan 12 07 11:21 am Link

Photographer

Royal Photography

Posts: 2011

Birmingham, Alabama, US

BryanTM wrote:
dude i still like the sock monkey party picture that diff cheered me up seeing that lol

You and me both

Jan 12 07 11:22 am Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

Michael Moon Studios wrote:

Discount for boobs?  hmmmm... okay $10 per boob off my rate

Don't be so cheap....

Jan 12 07 11:34 am Link

Model

JODI LEVIN

Posts: 55

Fox Lake, Illinois, US

I just want some bacon...
bacon
bacon
bacon
or even turkey bacon
what is all the bacon about?

Jan 12 07 06:38 pm Link

Model

NikkiLaShae

Posts: 64

Los Angeles, California, US

YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS....

Jan 12 07 10:36 pm Link