Wynd Mulysa wrote:

Who thinks he'll make another post here within the next ten minutes?

I'll not be taking that bet...

 

ChrisHughes wrote:
True no more arguing with a female, they are always right no matter what.

Chris calls it a nite !

i told ya man!


lets get drunk and hit on chics....tell em we're photogs looking to build portfolios...works every time


hooray for resolve!

James Jackson wrote:
I can't believe no one made a comment about the huge fucking digger I found.

Dude...

*wide eyed*

That's a huge fucking digger!

James Jackson wrote:
I can't believe no one made a comment about the huge fucking digger I found.

youre right, that is ginormous.


i bet its Made In Taiwan.

Pat Thielen wrote:
You know about that trick...? Wow...

 

Hey. We all have our problems.

John Valdez wrote:

i told ya man!


lets get drunk and hit on chics....tell em we're photogs looking to build portfolios...works every time


hooray for resolve!

All I need to do is get drunk? So that's what I've been doing wrong all this time...!

 

John Valdez wrote:
you ever try arguing with a girl?



half my friends are female and i have a girlfriend too...

trust me, you cannot win. even if your point seems rational to yourself

there is no equation, secret code, meal ticket, nothing. nothing can save you now.

you've got them all out for blood. it would be best to fold.

i mean look, theres like sixty of them here.

GAME OVER DUDE


(in my honest opinion)




-- but keep it up!

James Jackson wrote:
I can't believe no one made a comment about the huge fucking digger I found.

I want one.

John Valdez wrote:
youre right, that is ginormous.


i bet its Made In Taiwan.

Germany *stands proud*

http://sprinklerdoc.com/dozer.html

Apparently it's the world's largest earth moving vehicle *and* it has a temper...

jayedwards wrote:

Oh, please. To tell a guy that he cannot win an argument with a female is, well, irrational.  It's also an insupportable statement and smells of ass-kissing.  I'd think you're joking but you did say this was your honest opinion.  Wow.  You need to get out more often.  And perhaps start talking with more mature women who can actually debate and consider other opinions.

my point exactly. you are right.

John Valdez wrote:



youre right, that is ginormous.


i bet its Made In Taiwan.

That was the machine that gave Godzilla his circimcision.

UnoMundo Photography wrote:

That was th machine that gave Godzilla his circimcision.

Godzilla is Jewish???

jayedwards wrote:

Godzilla is Jewish???

Godzilla
Blue Oyster Cult

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah

Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Godzilla ga ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah

History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of men
Godzilla!

jayedwards wrote:

Godzilla is Jewish???

Just what we need... a 100 ft tall, nuclear fire breathing, lightning bolt throwing, jewish, princess...

jayedwards wrote:
Godzilla is Jewish???

He is now! there was a little accident with the machine. Yes a J.A.P.

read between the lines folks....not the obvious

John Valdez wrote:




how many power rangers does it take to control that thing??



har har har

Power Rangers? I think it's an evil  Transformer... Diggers in disguise...

John Jebbia wrote:
are we done here?

It would appear to be properly therad-jacked and ended.

  Done and done.

John Valdez wrote:
okay lessons learned today --

It needs a deflated condom hanging in the upper left corner.

John Jebbia wrote:

It needs a deflated condom hanging in the upper left corner.

Deflated?

Are condoms ever supposed to be inflated?

Wynd Mulysa wrote:

Deflated?

Are condoms ever supposed to be inflated?

Sure! And they make awesome water balloons!

  Well... they do.

ChrisHughes wrote:
My goal is not to find 1000 models to work with me my friend.  My goal is to create art. 

When you are really hungry any food put infront of you will look good.  Im not hungry right now, i pick and choose my models.  Its just a hobby.

My point is:

I like basketball.  If i got a call tomorrow saying i made the raptors starting line up, i would think somone is pulling my leg.  Yet when "models" meet a "photographer" on mm they believe anything they say.

How can you truely believe a photo of that quality can be used for a major ad campaign?

You are so illogical and your stereotypical statement is so pitiful that I thought this was a joke thread!

"Dude!"  One model does not represent ALL models!  As for this model you use as an example, you may not have all the facts!     So you "pick and choose" your models and it's "just a hobby!"   I think you are just mad because this model changed her mind about working with you.  You said this is NOT a model from MM, yet then you make an illogical statement "... when "models" meet a "photographer" on mm they believe anything they say."  Are you reading what you are writing?

NO, not all models believe everything a photographer says.  We can't believe everything you say based on your lack of logical thinking as to what you've written here.  So how can we believe a photo of that quality can be used for a major ad campaign?  Dude, I've seen worse photos used!

Anyone going to lock this thread?

Patrick Walberg wrote:

You are so illogical and your stereotypical statement is so pitiful that I thought this was a joke thread!

"Dude!"  One model does not represent ALL models!  As for this model you use as an example, you may not have all the facts!     So you "pick and choose" your models and it's "just a hobby!"   I think you are just mad because this model changed her mind about working with you.  You said this is NOT a model from MM, yet then you make an illogical statement "... when "models" meet a "photographer" on mm they believe anything they say."  Are you reading what you are writing?

NO, not all models believe everything a photographer says.  We can't believe everything you say based on your lack of logical thinking as to what you've written here.  So how can we believe a photo of that quality can be used for a major ad campaign?  Dude, I've seen worse photos used!

Dude -- no offense but we've successfully thread-jacked and killed this thread. Don't bring it back from the dead! Zombie threads are bad (except those threads talking about zombies of course).

James Jackson wrote:

Just what we need... a 100 ft tall, nuclear fire breathing, lightning bolt throwing, jewish, princess...

BCG?

Kevin Connery wrote:

BCG?

LOL... Hey, is he banned yet again? If so, I think he's got the record.

Nemi Bea wrote:
Yes most models are brain dead.

I am entering my third year of college and first year as an RA because I have no brain.

Maybe that one model is not smart...but rash generalizations aren't smart either ya jackass.

Haha...Katie, I love you...and I'm so with you. I'm going to get my Masters degree in April b/c I'm a complete moron, both as a model and a person. Yup, must be it   There was no point in reading this whole thread, just had to inteject that...

ChrisHughes wrote:
ive been lied to many times.

Once again i said "most models", not all , just most that i meet...

You may want to read the title of the thread. It's at the top of each page, and it doesn't say what you think it says.

ChrisHughes wrote:
What ever happend to freedom of speach?

Is that like freedom of spinach?

If you meant freedom of speech, it's only guaranteed that the government can't stifle your speech. Nevertheless, nobody has prevented you from speaking; they're merely exercising their right to speak as well. If their speech is unattractive to you, consider how yours might sound to them.

ChrisHughes wrote:
Im here to preach "dont believe everything you hear from a photographer", yet models get upset.... its a funny world.

Yes, funny. Someone wants to "preach", so he posts a thread with a title guaranteed to alienate his [n]entire[/b] target audience.

One might realistically call if brain-dead behavior, in fact.

Funny world.

ChrisHughes wrote:
What are your thoughts on these brain dead models?  How many big headed newcomers have u met?

My thoughts are that I don't seem to have the same problem you've had with models. Most have been fairly bright, and some haven't been--pretty much like the rest of the world. Two of my models have doctorates (PhD and ScD), so if education counters a claim of brain-dead, I'd have to say your claim wasn't well supported by the evidence.

ChrisHughes wrote:
well to you it is an insult, to me this is called reality

No. Saying that one model you said almost worked with after exchanging messages for three months was probably gullible would be 'fact'. Saying "most models = brain dead" is an insult.


Anyone want to be that this is a close relative of the OP?

ChrisHughes wrote:
Well if i told u that a random person knocked on my door tonight and handed me 10 million in cash, you would say im crazy....

Yet a model with no experience, an average look says she is a model in a major ad campaign and to you this is believable?

All im saying is MODELS DONT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU HEAR?

No, I would not say you are crazy.  Why?  Stranger things have happened.  People build relationships on trust.  There must be some starting place for trusting one another.  If you find that someone lies or is not dependable, then you have reason not to trust them.

As for your statement about models being "brain dead" ... well I know a few doctors and lawyers who model.  I also know college students who are getting degrees so that they can do what they wish.  Modeling should be enjoyable and a choice.  Not something where models worry about getting picked for work by some hobbyist who thinks that they are "brain dead" anyway!

lotusphoto wrote:
last night -photogs near train tracks

tonight -all out train wreck


ch, you bragging about stealing someone's gear?

lifted from your page

are you trying to impress models or photogs, i'm confused


ChrisHughes
Male
Toronto, Ontario
CHRISAHUGHES.COM  Mayhem #114967
Photographer
About me
Im a 26 year old amateur photographer, with no schooling in the art. Stole my first camera at 16, and have been snapping pics since.

OMG!! No wonder this dude is warning models not to be trusting him .. photographers should not trust him either!  No way would I trust anyone who confesses to having stolen his first camera at 16 .. if he did it or not!

ChrisHughes wrote:
My growing up is not an excuse for my past.  Im a different man, and i have changed my ways..  I will not steal your equipment i promise..

I don't beleive you!  Stay away from my gear! 

James Jackson wrote:
Just what we need... a 100 ft tall, nuclear fire breathing, lightning bolt throwing, jewish, princess...

I think I photographed her ...     Defiantly NOT brain dead!

Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day!  This thread is hilarious!

John Valdez wrote:
i bet its Made In Taiwan.

To tell you the truth, I would bet it is not. Or in Germany either. There is a world class company that makes these [Hanson] in Spokane, Washington for export all over the world. It just might be one of theirs, but I can't see the nameplate in the photo.

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