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Jon Roberts
Posts: 505
Cheltenham, England, United Kingdom
David Maki wrote:
you know your a GWC when your models white balances your digital camera for you  ......when you read this and you think 'what's white balance' and have to go and google it!
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Jon Roberts
Posts: 505
Cheltenham, England, United Kingdom
when the double post monster gets you...... arggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
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Jim Ball
Posts: 17632
Frontenac, Kansas, US
Jon Roberts wrote:
......when you read this and you think 'what's white balance' and have to go and google it! ...when you think white balance is two blond chicks balanced on a see-saw at the playground.
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STUDIOMONA PHOTOGRAPHY
Posts: 33697
Avon, Minnesota, US
Jim Ball wrote:
You know you are a GWC when you find the portfolio of that new 18 yr old MM model who has four out-of focus camphone headshot pics in her portfolio and states that she will pose nude for $200 an hr with a 3 hr minimum. She's 5' 2" tall and weighs 145.
You immediately check your credid card balance and send her a PM. I wonder how many are nodding in agreement with this one lol
and model may even be perfectly proportioned ..
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Jim Ball
Posts: 17632
Frontenac, Kansas, US
StudioMona wrote:
I wonder how many are nodding in agreement with this one lol I wonder how many PM's she gets? 
(Mona, the point I intended to make with the 5' 2" model being 145 is that a GWC doesn't care - she gets nekkid!)
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photosbydmp
Posts: 3808
Shepparton-Mooroopna, Victoria, Australia
Jim Ball wrote:
...when you thing white balance is two blond chicks balanced on a see-saw at the playground. ohh yer.
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Darwin Young
Posts: 996
Atlanta, Georgia, US
You know you're a GWC when you don't find all these posts hilarious!
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Jim Ball
Posts: 17632
Frontenac, Kansas, US
Jim Ball wrote:
...when you thing white balance is two blond chicks balanced on a see-saw at the playground. DMP Studios wrote:
ohh yer. errrr, that's "think", not thing........
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STUDIOMONA PHOTOGRAPHY
Posts: 33697
Avon, Minnesota, US
Darwin Young wrote:
You know you're a GWC when you don't find all these posts hilarious! LMAO
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Jim Ball
Posts: 17632
Frontenac, Kansas, US
Darwin Young wrote:
You know you're a GWC when you don't find all these posts hilarious! Or you have no idea why they are supposed to be funny.
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STUDIOMONA PHOTOGRAPHY
Posts: 33697
Avon, Minnesota, US
StudioMona wrote:
I wonder how many are nodding in agreement with this one lol Jim Ball wrote:
I wonder how many PM's she gets?
(Mona, the point I intended to make with the 5' 2" model being 145 is that a GWC doesn't care - she gets nekkid!) yeah and she is welcome to bring an escort LOLOL and gwc pays for the escort's expenses as well lmao
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CW Sr
Posts: 970
Columbus, Ohio, US
you know you're a GWC when you have to create new profiles every six months with a different name lol .. I've seen it.
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Halcyon 7174 NYC
Posts: 20109
New York, New York, US
Corey Wellman wrote:
you know you're a GWC when you have to create new profiles every six months with a different name lol .. I've seen it. In the woods late at night?
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Halcyon 7174 NYC
Posts: 20109
New York, New York, US
You know you're a GWC when you turn down a paid gig to shoot a stripper you're going to have to pay.
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Larry Brown Camera
Posts: 1081
Atlantic Beach, Florida, US
You are a GWC when you ask,
"What camera should I buy for $200.00?"
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JR Shot You
Posts: 281
New York, New York, US
mikell wrote:
You know you're a gwc when your model doesn't bring an escort because she is one oh my
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MichaelRay
Posts: 14
Mission Viejo, California, US
...You know you're a GWC when your model release is written on a paper napkin...
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Halcyon 7174 NYC
Posts: 20109
New York, New York, US
MichaelRay wrote:
...You know you're a GWC when your model release is written on a paper napkin... In an emergency, any paper will do. As long as the words are right and the model signs it, you're good.
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Searcher
Posts: 775
New York, New York, US
You know you're a GWC when you beg a pro friend to let you tag along on a shoot and he tells you "no" because you make the models nervous, and then you try to kiss him. Wait, no, that was American Beauty.
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Michael Southwick
Posts: 534
Rock Island, Illinois, US
David Poata wrote:
You know you're a GWC when the models mouth drops and she storms off the set when you pull out your 1.2 Million Mega Pixel Camera
![https://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/poata/B000CCDB7K.jpg]() When you go to buy your new camera at Toys Are Us and think "awesome" there must be a casting call here.
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