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The Don Mon

Posts: 3315

Ocala, Florida, US

i thought to add some comic relief
i think this gag has been done before...but what the hell why not...


"you know your a 'gwc' when........"


your disposable camera breaks and you have to go to cvs to get your back-up

Jan 08 07 07:02 pm Link

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SKPhoto

Posts: 25784

Newark, California, US

You know you're a gwc when bringing protection to a shoot doesn't mean an extra lens cap.

Jan 08 07 07:05 pm Link

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Rich Davis

Posts: 3136

Gulf Breeze, Florida, US

The Don Mon wrote:
i thought to add some comic relief
i think this gag has been done before...but what the hell why not...


"you know your a 'gwc' when........"


your disposable camera breaks and you have to go to cvs to get your back-up

And you make a mistake and get the disposable without a flash.

Jan 08 07 07:06 pm Link

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Mikell

Posts: 26698

San Francisco, California, US

You know you're a gwc when your model doesn't bring an escort because she is one

Jan 08 07 07:08 pm Link

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Halcyon 7174 NYC

Posts: 20109

New York, New York, US

You know you're a GWC when "having insurance for the shoot" means injecting GHB into bottled water with a syringe.

Jan 08 07 10:07 pm Link

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S W I N S K E Y

Posts: 24376

Saint Petersburg, Florida, US

you know you're a GWC when you post "you know when your a GWC threads"...." smile

https://i.imgur.com/m8TQi.png

Jan 08 07 10:10 pm Link

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Halcyon 7174 NYC

Posts: 20109

New York, New York, US

Doug Swinskey wrote:
you know you're a GWC when you post "you know when your a GWC threads"...." smile

* scratches head, rolls eyes, looks for wine glass tongue

Jan 08 07 10:13 pm Link

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Chrystina Benish

Posts: 39

Grand Prairie, Texas, US

you know you're a GWC when you ask the model how to use your camera

Jan 08 07 10:15 pm Link

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S W I N S K E Y

Posts: 24376

Saint Petersburg, Florida, US

Doug Swinskey wrote:
you know you're a GWC when you post "you know when your a GWC threads"...." smile

Ched wrote:
* scratches head, rolls eyes, looks for wine glass tongue

it was a joke, don's great....and it was freaken funny..so its ok to lol...

https://i.imgur.com/m8TQi.png

Jan 08 07 10:17 pm Link

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KoriK

Posts: 115

Phoenix, Arizona, US

you know your a GWC when you hike to the bottom of the canyon for the perfect location look to the model and say "I thought you were gunna bring the camera?!?"

Jan 08 07 10:17 pm Link

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Halcyon 7174 NYC

Posts: 20109

New York, New York, US

Doug Swinskey wrote:
it was a joke, don's great....and it was freaken funny..so its ok to lol...

I was just saying that because you posted right after I did. By "post" I thought you meant "reply to," which would make everyone in the thread a GWC, including yourself, which is not possible, thus creating a paradox which could destroy the universe unless it already did and I just didn't notice.

Jan 08 07 10:30 pm Link

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S W I N S K E Y

Posts: 24376

Saint Petersburg, Florida, US

Doug Swinskey wrote:
it was a joke, don's great....and it was freaken funny..so its ok to lol...

Ched wrote:
I was just saying that because you posted right after I did. By "post" I thought you meant "reply to," which would make everyone in the thread a GWC, including yourself, which is not possible, thus creating a paradox which could destroy the universe unless it already did and I just didn't notice.

now thats funny....

https://i.imgur.com/m8TQi.png

Jan 08 07 10:32 pm Link

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AfterImage Media

Posts: 123

Westmont, Illinois, US

When you can't spell "you're".

Jan 08 07 10:36 pm Link

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S W I N S K E Y

Posts: 24376

Saint Petersburg, Florida, US

AfterImage Media wrote:
When you can't spell "you're".

i cant imagine don thought this through...

https://i.imgur.com/m8TQi.png

Jan 08 07 10:43 pm Link

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RGK Photography

Posts: 4695

Wilton, Connecticut, US

KoriK wrote:
you know your a GWC when you hike to the bottom of the canyon for the perfect location look to the model and say "I thought you were gunna bring the camera?!?"

You know you are a typical model when you don't realize that the only equipment he brought is in his pants, until you get to the bottom of the canyon

Jan 08 07 10:50 pm Link

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The Don Mon

Posts: 3315

Ocala, Florida, US

Doug Swinskey wrote:

Doug Swinskey wrote:
it was a joke, don's great....and it was freaken funny..so its ok to lol...

now thats funny....

scratches head -rolls eyes.....then laughs....lol

thanx doug....lol
and ched for looking out...lol

Jan 08 07 11:11 pm Link

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Bondo Photo

Posts: 250

Glen Burnie, Maryland, US

...when you max out your camera phone storage space before the shoot is done.

...when you pay the llama in $1 bills...flinging them at her $1 at a time throughout the shoot.

...when the llama kicks you in the nuts while calling you a pervert simply because you asked her if it was cold in here or was she just happy to see you.

Jan 08 07 11:13 pm Link

Photographer

Searcher

Posts: 775

New York, New York, US

When pimps chase you down the street for being "too creepy."

Jan 08 07 11:17 pm Link

Photographer

Searcher

Posts: 775

New York, New York, US

When you have trouble setting up a shot because you can't see the webcam output on your laptop in the bright sunlight.

Jan 08 07 11:19 pm Link

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Searcher

Posts: 775

New York, New York, US

When Model Mayhem loads faster than your original Sony Mavica.

Jan 08 07 11:24 pm Link

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Searcher

Posts: 775

New York, New York, US

When you go to a shootout hoping to be able to borrow a pre-loaded camera at some point.

Jan 09 07 12:11 am Link

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_Absentia_

Posts: 9339

Austin, Indiana, US

AfterImage Media wrote:
When you can't spell "you're".

Damn it, you took mine.

Jan 09 07 12:13 am Link

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Searcher

Posts: 775

New York, New York, US

When you get "Hassleblad" tattooed on your dick and the camera you actually own is a Kodak Funsaver.

Jan 09 07 12:14 am Link

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ICON Photography

Posts: 165

Houston, Texas, US

whenever the only viewfinder you stare at is the one to the changing room.

Jan 09 07 12:19 am Link

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_Absentia_

Posts: 9339

Austin, Indiana, US

...you pay for your models' makeup, hair, nails, hotel room, airfare, and then one cancels the night before.  But you forgive her and decide to shoot her anyway.  Then you proceed to pay for her makeup, hair, nails, hotel room, airfare......

Jan 09 07 12:26 am Link

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Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

Searcher wrote:
When you get "Hassleblad" tattooed on your dick and the camera you actually own is a Kodak Funsaver.

Hey! What the hell is wrong with the funsaver?

Jan 09 07 01:07 am Link

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Jmoore Images

Posts: 304

Northville, Michigan, US

AfterImage Media wrote:
When you can't spell "you're".

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Jan 09 07 01:09 am Link

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photosbydmp

Posts: 3808

Shepparton-Mooroopna, Victoria, Australia

your underwear bursts into flames at your first implied shoot.

Jan 09 07 01:12 am Link

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Michael Raveney

Posts: 628

Miami, Florida, US

you're phone camera has higher rez than the cam you brought to the shoot

"gotta love the "you're"

Jan 09 07 01:20 am Link

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mjkhfryimhg

Posts: 2974

Tucson, Arizona, US

Searcher wrote:
When Model Mayhem loads faster than your original Sony Mavica.

LMAO!!!!! big_smile

Jan 09 07 01:25 am Link

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photosbydmp

Posts: 3808

Shepparton-Mooroopna, Victoria, Australia

when your totally outta 3.5 floppies and are charcoal etching in your fire place.

Jan 09 07 01:28 am Link

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photosbydmp

Posts: 3808

Shepparton-Mooroopna, Victoria, Australia

when you have set your prosumer on a tripod ,on delay, so you can be in the shot.

Jan 09 07 01:30 am Link

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photosbydmp

Posts: 3808

Shepparton-Mooroopna, Victoria, Australia

when you cannot get your camera out from under your raincoat.

Jan 09 07 01:31 am Link

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richard boswell

Posts: 1790

New York, New York, US

changing room ????

ICON Photography wrote:
whenever the only viewfinder you stare at is the one to the changing room.

Jan 09 07 01:33 am Link

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photosbydmp

Posts: 3808

Shepparton-Mooroopna, Victoria, Australia

when your camera is set on remote ,in a milk cartoon in the changing room, feeding back to you at hooters.

Jan 09 07 01:34 am Link

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ToddLA

Posts: 183

Los Angeles, California, US

Searcher wrote:
When you get "Hassleblad" tattooed on your dick and the camera you actually own is a Kodak Funsaver.

HAHHAAHahahhahahahahaaaaaaaa....*cough*


When you get sued to be reimbursed for lab costs by your last 'freebee' wedding 'client' for delivering 50 rolls of Portra VC 220 that include ONLY shots of your own thumb, aunt Millie's fat pet weiner dog, "Grodie" throwing up that extra hamsteak it ate, and a WHOLE bunch of out of focus smudges of cake icing on the front lens element...

Jan 09 07 01:34 am Link

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MichaelRay

Posts: 14

Mission Viejo, California, US

...When the only thing you can think to tell your model is to "Say Cheese"...

Jan 09 07 01:36 am Link

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kokodean

Posts: 654

Las Cruces, New Mexico, US

this may be a realy stupid question, and i may regret posting this...but what does GWC stand for? i'm not exactly in with all the lingo...

Jan 09 07 01:40 am Link

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photosbydmp

Posts: 3808

Shepparton-Mooroopna, Victoria, Australia

kokodean wrote:
this may be a realy stupid question, and i may regret posting this...but what does GWC stand for? i'm not exactly in with all the lingo...

guy with camera.

Jan 09 07 01:44 am Link

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Halcyon 7174 NYC

Posts: 20109

New York, New York, US

kokodean wrote:
this may be a realy stupid question, and i may regret posting this...but what does GWC stand for? i'm not exactly in with all the lingo...

It's this guy: https://www.modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=12835

Jan 09 07 09:03 am Link