kokodean wrote:
this may be a realy stupid question, and i may regret posting this...but what does GWC stand for? i'm not exactly in with all the lingo...

guy with camera...but also could mean good with canines, great with compliments, great with cocktails, good when chilled...lol, take the first definition.

kokodean wrote:
this may be a realy stupid question, and i may regret posting this...but what does GWC stand for? i'm not exactly in with all the lingo...

guy with camera...but also could mean good with canines, great with compliments, great with cocktails, good when chilled...lol, take the first definition.

Searcher wrote:
When you get "Hassleblad" tattooed on your dick and the camera you actually own is a Kodak Funsaver.

Dammit. I tried this but was told they could only fit "Hass"

The Don Mon wrote:
your disposable camera breaks and you have to go to cvs to get your back-up

Rich Davis wrote:
And you make a mistake and get the disposable without a flash.

SKPhoto wrote:
You know you're a gwc when bringing protection to a shoot doesn't mean an extra lens cap.

mikell wrote:
You know you're a gwc when your model doesn't bring an escort because she is one

Ched wrote:
You know you're a GWC when "having insurance for the shoot" means injecting GHB into bottled water with a syringe.

Doug Swinskey wrote:
you know you're a GWC when you post "you know when your a GWC threads"...."

Chrystina Benish wrote:
you know you're a GWC when you ask the model how to use your camera

KoriK wrote:
you know your a GWC when you hike to the bottom of the canyon for the perfect location look to the model and say "I thought you were gunna bring the camera?!?"

RGK Photography wrote:
You know you are a typical model when you don't realize that the only equipment he brought is in his pants, until you get to the bottom of the canyon

AfterImage Media wrote:
When you can't spell "you're".

Bondo Photo wrote:
...when you max out your camera phone storage space before the shoot is done.

...when you pay the model in $1 bills...flinging them at her $1 at a time throughout the shoot.

...when the model kicks you in the nuts while calling you a pervert simply because you asked her if it was cold in here or was she just happy to see you.

Searcher wrote:
When pimps chase you down the street for being "too creepy."

Searcher wrote:
When you have trouble setting up a shot because you can't see the webcam output on your laptop in the bright sunlight.

Searcher wrote:
When Model Mayhem loads faster than your original Sony Mavica.

Searcher wrote:
When you go to a shootout hoping to be able to borrow a pre-loaded camera at some point.

Searcher wrote:
When you get "Hassleblad" tattooed on your dick and the camera you actually own is a Kodak Funsaver.

ICON Photography wrote:
whenever the only viewfinder you stare at is the one to the changing room.

Milli wrote:
...you pay for your models' makeup, hair, nails, hotel room, airfare, and then one cancels the night before.  But you forgive her and decide to shoot her anyway.  Then you proceed to pay for her makeup, hair, nails, hotel room, airfare......

DMP Studios wrote:
your underwear bursts into flames at your first implied shoot.

Michael Raveney wrote:
you're phone camera has higher rez than the cam you brought to the shoot

DMP Studios wrote:
when your totally outta 3.5 floppies and are charcoal etching in your fire place.

DMP Studios wrote:
when you have set your prosumer on a tripod ,on delay, so you can be in the shot.

DMP Studios wrote:
when you cannot get your camera out from under your raincoat.

DMP Studios wrote:
when your camera is set on remote ,in a milk cartoon in the changing room, feeding back to you at hooters.

Todd Liebman wrote:
When you get sued to be reimbursed for lab costs by your last 'freebee' wedding 'client' for delivering 50 rolls of Portra VC 220 that include ONLY shots of your own thumb, aunt Millie's fat pet weiner dog, "Grodie" throwing up that extra hamsteak it ate, and a WHOLE bunch of out of focus smudges of cake icing on the front lens element...

MichaelRay wrote:
...When the only thing you can think to tell your model is to "Say Cheese"...

Michael Pandolfo wrote:

Dammit. I tried this but was told they could only fit "Hass"

Then, how did David Hasselhoff get his whole name done?

Michael Pandolfo wrote:
When you use semen as a soft focus filter.

Oh, that's just wrong. Why am I laughing at that?

Searcher wrote:

Oh, that's just wrong. Why am I laughing at that?

LMAO

Dawn Winter wrote:
When shooting, your photogs appear like this (NOT WORK SAFE)
http://i13.tinypic.com/2nsufe8.jpg

if u have over 200 mm forum posts

Dawn Winter wrote:
When shooting, your photogs appear like this (NOT WORK SAFE)
http://i13.tinypic.com/2nsufe8.jpg

Nice Photoshop work.

chris paul wrote:
lol why do they look like dingos   
if u have over 200 mm forum posts

You're getting close. lol

When he introduces himself as "My name is Buck, and I came here to F..."

chris paul wrote:
if u have over 200 mm forum posts

uh oh.. some photog will have a say to this statement

Dawn Winter wrote:
When shooting, your photogs appear like this (NOT WORK SAFE)
http://i13.tinypic.com/2nsufe8.jpg

that is gross! that is soooo gwc, even without the photoshopping.sheesh they should have worn shorts instead, it is still  a job unless it's some sort of a beach party. yukky!

Ched wrote:
... when StudioMona kills the thread?

LOL cuz I hit the nail on the head, so to speak? hahahhaa
that will silence all the GWCs once and for all

Ched wrote:
... when StudioMona kills the thread?

lmao

Michael Pandolfo wrote:
When you use semen as a soft focus filter.

But call it hair gel!

Milli wrote:

Damn it, you took mine.

Same here!

David Poata wrote:
You know you're a GWC when the pics you take always end up looking like this???????

Oh, gawd, I would LOVE to work with those two!!!

David Poata wrote:
You know you're a GWC when the models mouth drops and she storms off the set when you pull out your 1.2 Million Mega Pixel Camera

Hmmm, my daughter (who is four) has this camera.  Wouldn't it be fun just once to freak out the model by doing that?

I wonder if thing has a connection for my Pocket Wizards.

(And for the GWCs on board, "Pocket Wizard" is not a cute little name that I gave my penis.)

Photos By Davian wrote:
when you wear a shirt that says "My other camera is a DSLR"

Wow, thanks for that spam, Davian.

Photos By Davian wrote:
when you wear a shirt that says "My other camera is a DSLR"

you know you're a GWC when you spam forums...

Photos By Davian wrote:

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