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what to do when the photographer is good looking!!
how are girls supposed to look hot, when the photographer looks as good as they do?! ahhhh speaking from experience..... i'd stumble and stutter! Oct 13 06 08:06 pm Link uwantthizzzzz wrote: They say you should imagine your audience in their underwear. Oct 13 06 08:09 pm Link i have this problem alllll the time Oct 13 06 08:13 pm Link . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .... fukit. start peelin off them layas sistah. . . actually, probably the best thing to do is to mae love to his lens.. that way you can play act on your sex drive, and contribute to the images... when it's all done he'll think you are just a stellar model who "knows how to turn in on" . . . . . . dontakethatseriously Oct 13 06 09:07 pm Link uwantthizzzzz wrote: Enjoy the view. Oct 13 06 09:08 pm Link I look like Howdy Duty (Pic in Portfolio)....I wouldn't know. M Oct 13 06 09:09 pm Link oldguysrule wrote: I noticed that. Oct 13 06 09:10 pm Link Do him. Oct 13 06 09:12 pm Link uwantthizzzzz wrote: Shoot with me. You won't have that problem. Oct 13 06 09:18 pm Link Fotticelli wrote: Oh now I know what I have to look forward to. Oct 13 06 09:21 pm Link uwantthizzzzz wrote: Yet another illness from which my photography does not suffer. Oct 13 06 09:21 pm Link You'll find out when we shoot - NOT!! LOL! I'll email you in a few about the project we've been discussing Oct 13 06 09:22 pm Link Yet ANOTHER thread about me...  Oct 13 06 09:27 pm Link Just put a bag over their head. Oct 13 06 09:32 pm Link ericphotonyc wrote: count it! Oct 13 06 09:34 pm Link I'm hott! -D Oct 13 06 09:35 pm Link Jay Bowman wrote: Jay, you have a purty mouth... Oct 13 06 09:36 pm Link If you're wealthy, ask him to marry you. Oct 13 06 09:37 pm Link I've never been quite sure how to take it, but a couple of models I've worked with seemed relieved that I "don't look like a horny old perv." Oct 13 06 09:38 pm Link Goldblade Photos wrote: Funny that, as my models are mostly relieved to find that I do. Oct 13 06 09:40 pm Link as a photographer, in this sort of situation, i find it best to give a smile, and politely decline the model's advances:  Oct 13 06 09:47 pm Link uwantthizzzzz wrote: Look to the lens! Oct 13 06 09:54 pm Link uwantthizzzzz wrote: you can fix that in dark room or photoshop Oct 13 06 09:56 pm Link Nobody...and I mean NOBODY is hotter than you!!! You are friggin' S-P-E-C-T-A-C-U-L-A-R!!!!!! When I first saw your pic- I screamed to my husband to come and look at your portfoilio. He agreed- you are gorgeous. absolutely gorgeous. Oct 13 06 09:56 pm Link Well,unless us longhaired metal guys ever get popular in our ever changing pop culture world again,you don't have to worry about that with me(other than sharing hair care advice,lol) Oct 13 06 09:59 pm Link Just do your job and be a professional. Thats what I tell'em and sometimes I have to scream it in my mind; alla Fred Flintstone, "I love my wife..." repeat as many times as necessary... when all else fails...call it a session and go out for drinks/dinner and get to know the person before making a big mistake. Most of the time, you will find out that its just the magic of the shoot--not anything else. Oct 13 06 10:00 pm Link Mikel Featherston wrote: Psssh, I leave nothing to the imagination. Oct 13 06 10:01 pm Link uwantthizzzzz wrote: Ask the photographer if you can take some time to take pictures of him! Oct 13 06 10:02 pm Link lololol no way...i met him in public today to discuss a shoot... i was expecting him to be middle aged nerdy guy with glasses... (which i have no problem with) but he's NOT!!!!!! he looks GOOOOOOOODDDDD and i was blushing while he was talking to me!! eeeeeekkkk!!! stacy... you are the gorgeous one!!! we wanna do a blonde on blonde shoot with rich... are you game???  ~~~Oct 13 06 10:09 pm Link uwantthizzzzz wrote: So what? Ask him when you do the shoot. See how game he is! Oct 13 06 10:16 pm Link Christ . . . is there a keg party going on somewhere? Really . . . I'm thirsty. Oct 13 06 10:56 pm Link uwantthizzzzz wrote: you and me....hmmm....that sounds sooooooooo tempting. I'll have to say....yes. Oct 13 06 11:02 pm Link Someone call me to this thread? Well, I was good looking 20 years ago Oct 13 06 11:04 pm Link Same thing as in Something about Mary...masturbate before the shoot so you won't be so crazy horny. Seriously though, on my shoots, I actually do not even notice the attractiveness of my photographers. I had done 3 shoots with one of my test photographers and then went to an art opening with him and his wife. Watching a sea of young groupies surround him and 3 hot artists surround her, I suddenly realized...they were hot! lol. Oct 13 06 11:07 pm Link uwantthizzzzz wrote: If you have a female photographer who looks as good as you do, give her my email please... I know, this is not a dating site, but I am not trying to date YOU, just my colleague who looks like you or better... bwaahahahahaaaa Oct 13 06 11:08 pm Link uwantthizzzzz wrote: It's a curse I know!!! But if you want to shoot I'll sex down a bit just for you. Oct 14 06 01:14 am Link oh brother. Oct 14 06 01:17 am Link One of the minor problems with model turned photographers... I'm better looking than half the models on this site. j\k kinda (and no, there are no photos of me on my profile) Oct 14 06 02:04 am Link Reverse that and us photographers would constantly stumble and stutter... Oct 14 06 02:40 am Link ummm being yourself??? i've been told i'm hot, i even model, i'm also in my own port because i would like people to see who i am. although, if i'm hit on i decline because well, i'm taken. Oct 14 06 02:42 am Link |
but if I ask can you grace me with your presence at a shoot?