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oldguysrule

Posts: 6129

bits bits she calls em bits
somewhere north of kness and somewhere south of pits
and if she says they're naughty some respond with fits
maybe we should just all yell HEY PRICKS AND SLITS

yep all ballocks

Oct 13 06 10:50 am Link

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Jessalyn

Posts: 21433

Denver, Colorado, US

Allen Coefield wrote:

Not angry at all....I think it is cute.  I have always loved British expressions.
My comment in the other threat was not related to the "bit" part...it was related to the "naughty" phrase

oh I was referring to the OP being angry! but to address using the word naughty, it's because Austin Powers said it. that's all. I don't find the "bits" to be "naughty" at all but obviously "society" says that there is something naughty about them if we have to mark them 18+.

Oct 13 06 10:53 am Link

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Carl Snider

Posts: 145

Colorado Springs, Colorado, US

Jessalyn_54 wrote:
I don't find the "bits" to be "naughty" at all

Maybe you aren't using them properly?

naughty syn. mischievous

mischievous - Playful in a teasing manner.

Wait upon second glance at your image, I would say you are using them quite appropriately, nice shot!

C

Oct 13 06 11:03 am Link

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JaysonPolansky com

Posts: 816

Sedona, Arizona, US

I have caught myself saying something like this durring a shoot.
"If you move your skirt to left a little, we can cover your sunshine"

I agree that the bits aren't really naughty at all.

Oct 13 06 11:13 am Link

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Jessalyn

Posts: 21433

Denver, Colorado, US

Carl Snider wrote:

Maybe you aren't using them properly?

naughty syn. mischievous

mischievous - Playful in a teasing manner.

Wait upon second glance at your image, I would say you are using them quite appropriately, nice shot!

C

aaahh good call! I guess I didn't really look up the word naughty like I should have! most people just equate naughty to bad.

I would agree, my boobs are in fact "naughty bits" in the picture.

Oct 13 06 11:14 am Link

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Jessalyn

Posts: 21433

Denver, Colorado, US

Digital Basement Studio wrote:
I have caught myself saying something like this durring a shoot.
"If you move your skirt to left a little, we can cover your sunshine"

I agree that the bits aren't really naughty at all.

it's funny during shoots when photographers are trying to refer to a "lower region". they're ok with "hey I can see part of your boob" or "I can see part of your tit" but when it comes to the lower region they feel awkward and don't know what to say.....

Photographer: "hey..um....could you move your skirt a little to the right so we aren't exposing...umm....your...."

Me: "You want me to cover my naughty bits?"

gets a good laugh every time.

Oct 13 06 11:17 am Link

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Royal Photography

Posts: 2011

Birmingham, Alabama, US

I try not to name certain things a not to make the model self conscience.  This would be a great thread subject.

Oct 13 06 11:23 am Link

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GDS Photos

Posts: 3399

London, England, United Kingdom

Male = meat and 2 veg
Female = fluff and undercarriage

as for the backside I like Beavis and Butthead's word

Oct 13 06 11:24 am Link

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ReverendChewie

Posts: 1

Kansas City, Missouri, US

David Pankhurst Photo wrote:

"Is your wife a goer, then? I mean, does she go? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Nudge, Nudge. Wink, wink."

"A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat"

Oct 13 06 11:28 am Link

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oldguysrule

Posts: 6129

Allen Coefield wrote:
I try not to name certain things a not to make the model self conscience.  This would be a great thread subject.

I've named mine Sabrina... but thats another story

fluff and undercarriage is wonderful

and if apples and pears = stairs, then
fluff and undercarriage = ??

*goes up the apples to get to the fluff

Oct 13 06 11:31 am Link

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Meehan

Posts: 2463

Merrimack, New Hampshire, US

Tweeky and Wingle. So says my kid.

Oct 13 06 11:33 am Link

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Patrick Shipstad

Posts: 4630

Burbank, California, US

My bologna has a first name it's L-a-b-i-a....

:-P

Oct 13 06 11:35 am Link

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Apothic Fire

Posts: 6132

Shakopee, Minnesota, US

Let's not forget "Wedding Tackle", "Forbidden Fruit", or simply "Girl Parts"....I could extend the list for male model naughty bits.

No majora deal here.....

Oct 13 06 11:37 am Link

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FosbreStudios

Posts: 3607

Medford, New Jersey, US

e-string wrote:
How about "vagina"?

LOL! That sounds good!

Oct 13 06 11:38 am Link

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Jessalyn

Posts: 21433

Denver, Colorado, US

Patrick Shipstad wrote:
My bologna has a first name it's L-a-b-i-a....

:-P

sorry all I could think of next was:

My bologna has a second name it's J-e-b-b-i-a....lol!

Oct 13 06 11:38 am Link

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Jessalyn

Posts: 21433

Denver, Colorado, US

Michael Wilkie Photos wrote:
No majora deal here.....

smile

Oct 13 06 11:39 am Link

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Keith Allen Phillips

Posts: 3670

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Harry Young wrote:
maybe just me being picky or pedantic ...

Yes

Oct 13 06 11:40 am Link

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Meehan

Posts: 2463

Merrimack, New Hampshire, US

apple bag

Oct 13 06 11:41 am Link

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Jessalyn

Posts: 21433

Denver, Colorado, US

Meehan wrote:
apple bag

is that an apple bag your avatar is holding?

Oct 13 06 11:41 am Link

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Aarons Lens Photography

Posts: 106

La Conner, Washington, US

https://www.jumpstation.ca/recroom/comedy/python/images/nudge3.jpg

Oct 13 06 11:48 am Link

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Meehan

Posts: 2463

Merrimack, New Hampshire, US

Jessalyn_54 wrote:

is that an apple bag your avatar is holding?

That would be a Pesty. So says my kid.

Oct 13 06 11:49 am Link

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Jim Ball

Posts: 17632

Frontenac, Kansas, US

My wife refers to it as "Kitty's Corner."

Oct 13 06 11:54 am Link

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Right Toe

Posts: 5293

London, England, United Kingdom

I've always liked the term "Fluffy Bits"!  Never had much truck with the "private" thing.  Problem with "Fluffy" Bits is that they aften aren't!  Still a nice phrase, I think!

Oct 13 06 11:59 am Link

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MPutorti

Posts: 235

Rochester, New York, US

I have not read the whole thread but I thought "Naughty Bits"  are a Breakfast Cereal.
https://www.ebassist.com/forum/images/smilies/dunno.gif

Oct 13 06 12:08 pm Link

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Gary Blanchette

Posts: 5137

Irvine, California, US

Does anyone remember the last verse or two of Frank Zappa's "Catholic Girls"?

Oct 13 06 12:17 pm Link

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Lotus Photography

Posts: 19253

Berkeley, California, US

GLB Graphics wrote:
Does anyone remember the last verse or two of Frank Zappa's "Catholic Girls"?

or the scene in [i] High Anxiety[i]

if naughty bits doesn't win i cast my vote for 'who-ha' ...

Oct 13 06 12:34 pm Link

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S

Posts: 21678

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US

My very proper, reserved British doctor calls them naughty bits, and it makes me laugh.  I like the term.

Oct 13 06 12:59 pm Link

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Jessalyn

Posts: 21433

Denver, Colorado, US

Sita Mae Edwards wrote:
My very proper, reserved British doctor calls them naughty bits, and it makes me laugh.  I like the term.

I told you all that the British say naughty bits! I WAS RIGHT! smile

Oct 13 06 01:56 pm Link

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Vivus Hussein Denuo

Posts: 64211

New York, New York, US

I don't know how the everyday words in Old English - dick and cunt - got demoted as improper, while the everyday Latin words - penis and vagina - got elevated to proper usage.  But one language is as good as another, imho.

Oct 13 06 02:15 pm Link

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Jessalyn

Posts: 21433

Denver, Colorado, US

Vivus Denuo wrote:
I don't know how the everyday words in Old English - dick and cunt - got demoted as improper, while the everyday Latin words - penis and vagina - got elevated to proper usage.  But one language is as good as another, imho.

did you know that cunt is the abbreviated form of countess?

Oct 13 06 02:21 pm Link

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JC_Photography

Posts: 107

Macomb, Michigan, US

Carl Snider wrote:

Enough of your lip! Sorry couldn't resist.

lip-----lips------VAGINA!

Oct 13 06 02:29 pm Link

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Harry Young

Posts: 744

Los Angeles, California, US

Jessalyn_54 wrote:

oh I was referring to the OP being angry! but to address using the word naughty, it's because Austin Powers said it. that's all. I don't find the "bits" to be "naughty" at all but obviously "society" says that there is something naughty about them if we have to mark them 18+.

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Jessalyn,

       I was/am not angry. sorry if my wording came across to you that way!
"weary" = "angry"? ... not at all. but I dont agree with "society".

and, I like Monty Python movies too. and ... "a fish named Wanda" was choice.

Oct 13 06 03:28 pm Link

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Jessalyn

Posts: 21433

Denver, Colorado, US

Harry Young wrote:

----
Jessalyn,

       I was/am not angry. sorry if my wording came across to you that way!
"weary" = "angry"? ... not at all. but I dont agree with "society".

and, I like Monty Python movies too. and ... "a fish named Wanda" was choice.

I guess I didn't think you were angry, I was just responding to Allen's post when I used the word angry. My apologies for stating that you were "angry":

Allen Coefield wrote:
Not angry at all....I think it is cute.  I have always loved British expressions.
My comment in the other threat was not related to the "bit" part...it was related to the "naughty" phrase

Jessalyn_54 wrote:
oh I was referring to the OP being angry! but to address using the word naughty, it's because Austin Powers said it. that's all. I don't find the "bits" to be "naughty" at all but obviously "society" says that there is something naughty about them if we have to mark them 18+.

Oct 13 06 03:31 pm Link

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Harry Young

Posts: 744

Los Angeles, California, US

Lucky Bastard wrote:

Yes

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but it did get an interesting thread going!

particularly as to how models/photographers react to word/phrase choice.

Oct 13 06 03:32 pm Link

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Greg Kolack

Posts: 18392

Elmhurst, Illinois, US

JC_Photo wrote:

lip-----lips------VAGINA!

Did you know that none of the Go-Gos can have kids?

Their lips are sealed.

Oct 13 06 05:50 pm Link

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arianna77

Posts: 57

Germantown, Maryland, US

Carl Snider wrote:
Naughty Bits is so P.C. or is it P.C.'s those damn apostrophes always screw me up.

No, no, the PC is the muscle that controls your naughty bit. wink

*Otherwise known as the Pubococcygeus muscle. Try saying that 10 times fast.

Oct 13 06 05:59 pm Link

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oldguysrule

Posts: 6129

bawdy nits

Oct 13 06 06:17 pm Link

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Mortonovich

Posts: 6209

San Diego, California, US

Whatever happened to "poontang"?

Or did that fade like a roach at a Foghat concert?

And no, I'm not middle aged. In fact, I'm only 10 1/2.

Oct 13 06 06:23 pm Link

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Jim Ball

Posts: 17632

Frontenac, Kansas, US

oldguysrule wrote:
bawdy nits

I used to date one of those..............

Oct 13 06 06:24 pm Link

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Michael R Kihn Studios

Posts: 2559

Erie, Pennsylvania, US

e-string wrote:

ANUS big_smile

I don't do Anus shots but I have met enough anus s in this world

Oct 13 06 06:30 pm Link