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Photographer

d artiste provocateur

Posts: 457

Madison, Wisconsin, US

I don't know... I was bored, and it sounded like something cool to type.

Rage on!

Sep 06 06 05:16 pm Link

Model

jade83

Posts: 2253

Columbia, Missouri, US

Did you, by some chance, happen to read the "everyone is a MUA" rant in stylist chat?

Sep 06 06 05:18 pm Link

Photographer

ShadowCrafter

Posts: 1523

Pike Road, Alabama, US

LGL Underground wrote:
I don't know... I was bored, and it sounded like something cool to type.

Rage on!

I'm not a nude model, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

I had hoped to find a nude model there but it just wasnt meant to be.

I looked around to find a nude model and they were all at the nude model convention in Tampa.  I wasnt in Tampa  so there were no new nude models where I was at the Holiday Inn Express.

course if I had stayed someplace else,  this post would be a lot shorter.

Sep 06 06 05:18 pm Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

Shame on you for waisting a whole thread, when there are so many issues to discuss...
That's just horrible.

Sep 06 06 05:19 pm Link

Model

luv2bfitt

Posts: 725

Merrimack, New Hampshire, US

jade83 wrote:
Did you, by some chance, happen to read the "everyone is a MUA" rant in stylist chat?

Or check the "What's the big deal about nudity" thread, lol...

Sep 06 06 05:20 pm Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

ShadowCrafter wrote:

I'm not a nude model, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

I had hoped to find a nude model there but it just wasnt meant to be.

I looked around to find a nude model and they were all at the nude model convention in Tampa.  I wasnt in Tampa  so there were no new nude models where I was at the Holiday Inn Express.

course if I had stayed someplace else,  this post would be a lot shorter.

Well next time book your room In Inn.

Sep 06 06 05:20 pm Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

Do you guys think we can beat the "Why photogrophers insist on no escorts?"

Sep 06 06 05:21 pm Link

Model

Naomi M

Posts: 53

Jackson, Alabama, US

I'm not a nude model, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

LOL

Sep 06 06 05:25 pm Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

naomimarie wrote:
I'm not a nude model, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
LOL

I think only sudden nude models could do that.

Sep 06 06 05:30 pm Link

Photographer

d artiste provocateur

Posts: 457

Madison, Wisconsin, US

Sarcasm will get you everywhere!

Oh, and I have a rule about escorts for Nude Models.  They have to be nude too.

It's only fair.

And THAT's... how I roll.

Fair LGL.

Sep 06 06 05:33 pm Link

Photographer

oldguysrule

Posts: 6129

Madcitychel wrote:
Do you guys think we can beat the "Why photogrophers insist on no escorts?"

no way... but you i'm now a nude model.
who wants to shoot?

Sep 06 06 05:38 pm Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

You can thank the gods that I'm not a nude model. Now pay me lots of money or I start taking off my clothes!

  Muaahahahaaaaaa!

  You have been warned!

Sep 06 06 05:41 pm Link

Model

Tara Jane

Posts: 311

New Haven, Connecticut, US

please no nudity in the thread
I just had an urge to post this
"Your mom is a nude model"
Burn!
ok, done now, continue being silly

Sep 06 06 06:21 pm Link

Model

Mz Machina

Posts: 1754

Chicago, Illinois, US

Hi Welcome to my port. Please look at my pics! I dont do nudes or lingeie. No showing my boobs or butt....  ( it works for everyone else) i am also here for high fashion , at 4'11 it seems like a tough climb....

Sep 06 06 06:28 pm Link

Photographer

Stephen Melvin

Posts: 16334

Kansas City, Missouri, US

CareLyn Anita wrote:
Hi Welcome to my port. Please look at my pics! I dont do nudes or lingeie. No showing my boobs or butt....  ( it works for everyone else) i am also here for high fashion , at 4'11 it seems like a tough climb....

But you're an expert climber!

Sep 06 06 07:01 pm Link

Photographer

Shoreline Studio

Posts: 302

Sandusky, Ohio, US

We were car shopping yesterday - looking for a late model.

I would have liked a nude model, too. But all I got was a mid-30's salesman who wished his weekend had been longer.

I drove by a Holiday Inn Express on the way to the car lots. Didn't see any nude models strolling around. (Do nude models stroll?) I would have driven by some more motels, in case any were having a nude model convention, but if I used all that time to drive around, the the car models would have been even later.

Does it feel like Wednesday to anyone?

Sep 06 06 07:08 pm Link

Model

Just AJ

Posts: 3478

Round Rock, Texas, US

LGL Underground wrote:
I don't know... I was bored, and it sounded like something cool to type.

Rage on!

Ha ha!

Sep 06 06 07:12 pm Link

Photographer

Farenell Photography

Posts: 18832

Albany, New York, US

LGL Underground wrote:
Everybody is suddenly a "Nude Model"

*wistful sigh*

I could only dream.

Sep 06 06 07:28 pm Link

Photographer

ShadowCrafter

Posts: 1523

Pike Road, Alabama, US

CareLyn Anita wrote:
Hi Welcome to my port. Please look at my pics! I dont do nudes or lingeie. No showing my boobs or butt....  ( it works for everyone else) i am also here for high fashion , at 4'11 it seems like a tough climb....

Stephen Melvin wrote:
But you're an expert climber!

As we all know,  Altitude is everything

Sep 06 06 08:49 pm Link

Photographer

ShadowCrafter

Posts: 1523

Pike Road, Alabama, US

LGL Underground wrote:
I don't know... I was bored, and it sounded like something cool to type.

Ha ha!

Do       You       Read               S   l  o  w   l  y  ???   ???

Sep 06 06 08:51 pm Link

Model

Miss Martina

Posts: 435

Dallas, Georgia, US

naomimarie wrote:

I'm not a nude model, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

LOL

What does this have to do with Nude modeling?

Sep 06 06 08:55 pm Link

Photographer

lightswitch

Posts: 94

Sacramento, California, US

I'm a nude photographer

Sep 06 06 09:32 pm Link

Photographer

ShadowCrafter

Posts: 1523

Pike Road, Alabama, US

LGL Underground wrote:
I don't know... I was bored, and it sounded like something cool to type.

Rage on!

Me too. 
Can't help it if the lunacy of the concept is lost and the hilarity of the humor thereby flushes too.
Sorry.  When it starts like this,  it won't stay serious, seriously.
But perhaps you can insist and make it all better.  Good luck on that.

Sep 06 06 10:25 pm Link

Photographer

d artiste provocateur

Posts: 457

Madison, Wisconsin, US

Sarcasm is lost on some, and stings others.

And nude sarcasm.... just rocks!

LOL

Sep 06 06 10:57 pm Link

Photographer

Dr Molly Black

Posts: 663

Cleveland, Ohio, US

Bohan Photography wrote:
I'm a nude photographer

How funny! I am too! :-)

Sep 07 06 12:33 am Link

Photographer

Click Hamilton

Posts: 36555

San Diego, California, US

It's summer. It's hot and beautiful.

Nude photography makes so much sense to me.

https://k53.pbase.com/o4/58/623858/1/56062370.200602130226w.jpg

Sep 07 06 12:40 am Link

Model

A BRITT PRO-AM

Posts: 7840

CARDIFF BY THE SEA, California, US

indeed..
but clothes make no sense at all

;-)

Sep 07 06 07:44 am Link

Model

Mz Machina

Posts: 1754

Chicago, Illinois, US

Anjel Britt wrote:
indeed..
but clothes make no sense at all

;-)

You do nudes? smile LOL

Seriously , especially in the hot summer... no sense what so ever.

shade on the other hand is nice...

Sep 07 06 07:47 am Link

Photographer

David Simpson Images

Posts: 1328

Bangor, Maine, US

Anjel Britt wrote:
indeed..
but clothes make no sense at all

;-)

unless you live in Alaska in January

Sep 07 06 08:13 am Link

Photographer

markEdwardPhoto

Posts: 1398

Trumbull, Connecticut, US

I sunburn easily.;-(

Sep 07 06 08:17 am Link

Model

Sunset777

Posts: 8

Murfreesboro, Tennessee, US

muahahahaha!

Im a grandma & whatcha pay??


I dont think it's nudity, but how it's presented smile

it can be classy or crassy, your choice!!


Sunset777

Sep 07 06 08:18 am Link

Model

Sultry1

Posts: 153

Monticello, Indiana, US

Vidmandave wrote:

unless you live in Alaska in January

i would do nudes in January in Alaska big_smile

Sep 07 06 08:18 am Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

LGL Underground wrote:
Sarcasm is lost on some, and stings others.

And nude sarcasm.... just rocks!

LOL

What sarcasm?

Sep 07 06 08:53 am Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

oldguysrule wrote:

no way... but you i'm now a nude model.
who wants to shoot?

uh-oh, thank god I am not a photogropher..

Sep 07 06 08:53 am Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

Pat Thielen wrote:
You can thank the gods that I'm not a nude model. Now pay me lots of money or I start taking off my clothes!

  Muaahahahaaaaaa!

  You have been warned!

This is not fair to blackmail us like that.

Sep 07 06 08:54 am Link

Model

Mz Machina

Posts: 1754

Chicago, Illinois, US

Sultry1 wrote:

i would do nudes in January in Alaska big_smile

We would do nudes in Alaska in January... on a moose.

Sep 07 06 08:56 am Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

CareLyn Anita wrote:
We would do nudes in Alaska in January... on a moose.

Moose is not sexy.

PS: but very tasty

Sep 07 06 08:58 am Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

Sultry1 wrote:

i would do nudes in January in Alaska big_smile

Be aware of Russians and Mooses.

Sep 07 06 08:59 am Link

Photographer

orinxpress

Posts: 405

NORTH HOLLYWOOD, California, US

naomimarie wrote:

I'm not a nude model, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

LOL

Glad you got a room. I need binoculars now.

Sep 07 06 10:42 am Link

Photographer

lightsandshadow

Posts: 2200

New York, New York, US

LGL Underground wrote:
Sarcasm will get you everywhere!

Oh, and I have a rule about escorts for Nude Models.  They have to be nude too.

It's only fair.

And THAT's... how I roll.

Fair LGL.

Is it fair?  Doesn't the photographer get to be nude also?

Sep 07 06 10:48 am Link