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lip prints on your buttocks told a tale on you
Photographer to photographer: L) Sure, I've worked with her before. She was a sweetheart. Gave 100%. Came prepared. One of the best shoots I've ever had. T) Damn, dude, you are proper fucked with this chick. She's fucked 6 ways til Sunday. That prima donna's going to age you 11 years in the half day you two shoot. Have a nice day, asshole. Photographer to model: L) Sure, I've worked with her before. She was a sweetheart. Gave 100%. Came prepared. One of the best shoots I've ever had. T) She showed up tipsy and was drunk 30 minutes into the shoot. That's when she got naked and blew everyone within shouting distance. That thing she did with the make-up artist and hair-stylist even made me blush. That girls got stamina and would have a serious future in porn if she had a mouthful of sense. Instead she did all of that for TFP. To the model in question: L) You're a sweetheart. Gave 100%. Came prepared. One of the best shoots I've ever had. T) I just need to distract you long enough to lock the door and get my woodschipper going... Aug 31 06 04:09 pm Link 81? Aug 31 06 04:18 pm Link L: "wow that's such a sexy look with your lips slightly touching and just a hint of a smile in your eyes." T: how the hell can such a sexy and otherwise beautiful wanna be model not bother to get the orthodontist work to fix some of the worst teeth I've ever seen! Aug 31 06 04:26 pm Link L) I don't usually date/ask out models... T) Except for my last 15 girlfriends. Aug 31 06 04:29 pm Link MAS Voodoo Productions wrote: On a related note: Aug 31 06 04:30 pm Link L I will only TEST shoot IF I am PAID,.. AND I want a CD of all the photos taken for FREE as well, the RETOUCHED ones you can get to me a little later. T IF I pay you to do a TEST shoot you WILL Pay ME for anything that leaves this studio, Prints, CDs, Pens etc..,, LOL Aug 31 06 04:35 pm Link megafunk wrote: You had me laughing my a** off. That magazine one is hilarious. Aug 31 06 05:52 pm Link L) It was like an instant connection! I think of you as family! T) yep, this schmuck is mine! hope his bank account is as big as his mouth. Sep 01 06 12:26 am Link model to photographer, after a shoot... L) No, I LOVED the shots. They're just not in my portfolio because i have enough stuff like that. I don't want to get stereotyped as that kind of model or something. T) These are the worst pictures ever taken of me, including the ones my roommates took of me sleeping curled up in the bath tub the night after i drank jungle juice out of a garbage bag at a frat party. on a new model's profile... L) I only do paid work because I don't want to work with freaky sketchballs! T) i think im too pretty for "TFP", whatever that is. this shit aint free! photographer to model... L) i notice you said you dont do nudes, but i'm doing a really interesting set of artistic shots where your face wont even show. T) but the rest of you will be all over the internet. then im gonna rape ya! Sep 01 06 12:51 am Link Jessica - The Peach wrote: This cuts both ways... Sep 01 06 01:00 am Link |
