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In the interest of promoting honesty here, especially when offering critiques or providing 'expert information'... I offer this instructional game. In this game, we lie to one another in self serving ways. list the lie, and the self-serving truth. i'll start: L) No no, don't believe them. That wart on your cheek makes you look like Cindy Crawford! T) I haven't gotten head from Elephant Chick yet. It'll make a good bar story. L) 5'2" is a perfect height for runway. T) 5'2" is a perfect height for walking on my back. Your turn. Aug 30 06 11:34 pm Link L) I love working with new photographers. T) If I have to set up your lights I'm charging double. Aug 30 06 11:49 pm Link L: It's really not that see through, the camera doesn't pick it up at all T: Won't pose nude eh? Not much difference! Aug 30 06 11:50 pm Link Iona Lynn wrote: hehe... Aug 31 06 12:04 am Link Michael L. wrote: uh huh along with... Aug 31 06 12:06 am Link L) Keep up the good work T) Mama told me if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything Aug 31 06 12:26 am Link Aug 31 06 12:33 am Link L) I would really like to work with you. Your profile needs some good images. T) My next email I will be asking if you do nudes, or lingerie. Aug 31 06 12:34 am Link _Cinnamon_ wrote: chatty kathy! Aug 31 06 12:37 am Link haha  Aug 31 06 12:37 am Link oldguysrule wrote: Thought better of it. Can't blurt just any nonsense around you. Aug 31 06 12:42 am Link L) I would never trust a photographer who doesn't allow escorts. T) Maybe by appearing to be concerned with model safety, I can... (the list is way to large to post) Aug 31 06 12:43 am Link _Cinnamon_ wrote: LMAO... whimp... Let's hear it, girly! Aug 31 06 12:43 am Link Haha I was waiting for the escort joke Aug 31 06 12:44 am Link Miss Lindsay Sass wrote: shhhhh *blush Aug 31 06 12:45 am Link oldguysrule wrote: L: You have potential. Invest in your career by hiring a good photographer. Aug 31 06 12:46 am Link I wasn't going to be the one to make it, its better coming from the photographer. I didn't want to start a 200 page angry thread. haha Aug 31 06 12:46 am Link L) I can't show you all the photos until the client makes her decisions. T) You came to the shoot with such arrogance and lack of modeling skills, I'm not about to do you any favors. Aug 31 06 12:46 am Link _Cinnamon_ wrote: Good one! Aug 31 06 12:47 am Link _Cinnamon_ wrote: yeahboy. and i gotta remember to tell those agency girls to stop coming by. hehe... *sticks tongue out... Aug 31 06 12:49 am Link Photog/Model: L) I'm all booked for the next _____weeks... contact me afterwards to see if my schedule frees up. T) There's no way I'm shooting with your amatuer ass... Photog/Model: L) I'm booked with paid gigs for the next _____weeks... T) If you want me to shoot with you Pay Me!!! Aug 31 06 12:52 am Link oldguysrule wrote: Silly question.. Whats a GWC? Aug 31 06 12:52 am Link L) GWC = Guy With Camera T) GWC = GWUM (Guy With Ulterior Motives) Aug 31 06 12:54 am Link haha perfect explanation thanks Aug 31 06 12:55 am Link Hamza wrote: co-signed Aug 31 06 12:55 am Link Miss Lindsay Sass wrote: you are very welcome! Aug 31 06 12:57 am Link L) I have an excellent MUA to work with. T) My sister who wears makeup will be over that night. Aug 31 06 12:58 am Link GWC: L) Wow! You look hot! T) I wanna shoot you Naked!!! GWC: L) Sure you can bring your escort, but he'll have to stay outside the hotel room. T) I'm going to call Hotel Security to remove the stranger standing outside my room, then I'll have my way with you! Aug 31 06 01:03 am Link oldguysrule wrote: I don't think there has been anyone to clearly explain this concept so succinctly. Kudos. Aug 31 06 01:09 am Link L: You don't have to worry about getting stiffed. I'll burn all images onto a disc for you immediately after the shoot! T: That way you can't complain while I take my sweet time retouching. In fact, I may not even bother. Aug 31 06 01:10 am Link _Cinnamon_ wrote: ya know, i've always wondered about that. *sigh Aug 31 06 01:24 am Link goodnight. I'd love to joke all night but I have to go work for the state in the morning and that is a joke in itself Aug 31 06 01:26 am Link Miss Lindsay Sass wrote: dayum the truth is harsh Aug 31 06 01:27 am Link L) You know what, I am all booked up for this month. Why don't you give me a call when I'm back in town, and we'll set something up. T) My boss called and said I had to work the lunch shift tomorrow - please please please can we reschedule for this weekend??? (this has happened a couple of times... i feel so bad but i need my real job!) Aug 31 06 01:31 am Link Miss Lindsay Sass wrote: L) Gee what do you do for the state? Aug 31 06 01:39 am Link I couldn't tear myself away from this thing... haha. I work for the Department of Environmental Conservation Aug 31 06 01:40 am Link Hamza wrote: ROFLMAO Aug 31 06 01:41 am Link L) what do you do for the State? T) what kind of excuse is that. i thought we were gonna stay up all night, smoke a coupla doobs, and watch the sunrise. Aug 31 06 01:42 am Link Hahaha got to do something when the man of the house passes out at 10pm Aug 31 06 01:44 am Link nite nite Ms. Sass Aug 31 06 01:46 am Link |
