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most photographers = brain dead
no im just kidding. im pretty sure everyone here, especially all the males, would agree with me that we are the smartest group of mofos on this green Earth. right? just kidding. Aug 27 06 03:21 am Link Um no, for my part, I'm agreeing that most of the time I == brain dead. Aug 27 06 03:22 am Link Brain-dead...? Hey! I resemble that remark! And I'm just too brain-dead to be offended... What are we talking about...? Aug 27 06 03:23 am Link I agree. Most photographers are brain dead. And by that, I mean "hey photographers, don't believe everything you hear." ..I'm really just trying to help. Aug 27 06 03:24 am Link Wynd Mulysa wrote: I'm brain dead, Wynd, could you help me? Aug 27 06 03:24 am Link but only the photographers i've met Aug 27 06 03:25 am Link Pat Thielen wrote: About brain-dead photogrophers, though I doubt those exist. Aug 27 06 03:25 am Link My brains have been devoured by zombies. But I'm a photographer so it really doesn't matter... BRAINZZZZZZZZ! Aaaaaargh! Aug 27 06 03:25 am Link *drool* *points one crossed eye in theda's direction* Aug 27 06 03:26 am Link Pat Thielen wrote: What do vegetarian zombies eat??? Aug 27 06 03:27 am Link BRAINZZZZZZZzzzzzzz! Argh... Argh! Aug 27 06 03:27 am Link Pat Thielen wrote: Don't think so much... you'll hurt your brains! oh.. wait they are dead... Aug 27 06 03:27 am Link no you dont get what im saying... MOST photogs are brain-dead. except for some that i know. almost most all of them. yea, im just saying. no but seriously you dont get my point, though your pictures are great -- most of them. Aug 27 06 03:28 am Link I like zombies. And beer. I like zombies and beer. Argh! Argh! BEEEEEERZZZZZZZZ! Aug 27 06 03:28 am Link do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Aug 27 06 03:30 am Link I'm brain dead too. Lucky my camera has a chip. Lucky a lot of posters here do too. I at least am well balanced and have one on each shoulder. Good morning from the land of cuckoo clocks Aug 27 06 03:31 am Link John Valdez wrote: Are you brain-dead or something ? animal crackers aren't maid from animals... You must a photogropher to say something like that... geezzz Aug 27 06 03:32 am Link Wanna hear braindead? I scheduled a model for a shoot, then I forgot I scheduled her and tried to schedule her again. I haven't heard from her since. She probably thinks I'm nuts. Aug 27 06 03:33 am Link gdsandy wrote: What kinda chips are we talking about here? Aug 27 06 03:33 am Link Madcitychel wrote: You know what I totally don't get... Tuna fish... I mean, it's called Chicken of the Sea... so is it fish? or is it chicken? Aug 27 06 03:34 am Link James Jackson wrote: I think... it's tuna... wait ... I can't think.. because I'm a model and dead.. no, I mean just my brain is dead. Aug 27 06 03:36 am Link BlindMike wrote: Everyone thinks I'm nuts. It's okay; eventually people just expect you to be that way. I once went to a party and I was the first one there. I was also greeted by the rather surprised looks of the people having the party. Then they informed me the party wasn't until the next week. Aug 27 06 03:36 am Link I dip tobacco. Well, one night at a party I was holding two cups. One was my beer. Guess which one I took a big gulp of... Braindead! Aug 27 06 03:38 am Link Pat Thielen wrote: Totally, I am surprised they were surprised... well unless they didn't know that you are a photogropher. Aug 27 06 03:38 am Link well most zombies are brain-dead. except for the ones that i know. Aug 27 06 03:38 am Link John Valdez wrote: Hey damnit! Don't be insulting the living impaired! You bastard! Aug 27 06 03:40 am Link Pat Thielen wrote: will you stop pretending like your brain hurt? Dead can't hurt.. geezzz. A natural photogropher.... Aug 27 06 03:41 am Link mmm...brain... Aug 27 06 03:43 am Link Mark Sebastian wrote: Aug 27 06 03:44 am Link ok next topic -- make-up artists = brain dead this make-up artist that i met offered to buy me coffee, and when i waited at starbucks for her, she never showed up....this brings me to the conclusion that MOST (not all) MUAs are big stupid morons. except for the ones that i know, which is that one..who is dumb. Aug 27 06 03:48 am Link I think three-toed sloths are brain-dead. I mean, they hang upside-down from trees all day. What the hell would you expect...? Except for the three-toes sloths I know and those attending medical school of course. Although I do know one sloth that stole his first tree when he was 16 because he lived in a bad forest. Poor little guy. Oh, and I nearly forgot: BRAINZZZZZZZ! Argh! Argh! Aug 27 06 03:50 am Link ya i shoot only doctors and rocket scientists. no marine biologists though, i worked with one once and she threw me a nasty look..all marine biologists are nasty-look-throwers Aug 27 06 03:54 am Link John Valdez wrote: Oddly enough, I know exactly ONE marine biologist, and she *is* a dirty look thrower... though.. if she shoots you a dirty look beware the crescent wrench that will be following that gaze in short order. Aug 27 06 03:57 am Link John Valdez wrote: I've seen enough female marine biologists on TV and in movies, and I know for a fact they are all total babes. If they want to throw a wrench at me I say let 'em! Aug 27 06 03:59 am Link huh? Aug 27 06 04:01 am Link John Valdez wrote: HAHAH Aug 27 06 04:03 am Link don't forget that EVERYTHING on the internet is true too!! Aug 27 06 04:04 am Link Pat Thielen wrote: You should be a model then. Aug 27 06 04:04 am Link Pat Thielen wrote: Also oddly enough the marine biologist I know *is* a total babe... unfortunately she's my best friend's sister, and so I too would have to throw a wrench at your head. Aug 27 06 04:06 am Link James Jackson wrote: that's just because you are a photogropher. Aug 27 06 04:11 am Link |