Forums > General Industry > most photographers = brain dead

Photographer

John Valdez

Posts: 93

Anaheim, California, US

no im just kidding.


im pretty sure everyone here, especially all the males, would agree with me that we are the smartest group of mofos on this green Earth.




right?







just kidding.

Aug 27 06 03:21 am Link

Photographer

James Jackson Fashion

Posts: 11132

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Um no, for my part, I'm agreeing that most of the time I == brain dead.

Aug 27 06 03:22 am Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

Brain-dead...? Hey! I resemble that remark! And I'm just too brain-dead to be offended...

  What are we talking about...?

Aug 27 06 03:23 am Link

Model

Wynd Mulysa

Posts: 8619

Berkeley, California, US

I agree.  Most photographers are brain dead.

And by that, I mean "hey photographers, don't believe everything you hear." 

..I'm really just trying to help.

Aug 27 06 03:24 am Link

Photographer

James Jackson Fashion

Posts: 11132

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Wynd Mulysa wrote:
I agree.  Most photographers are brain dead.

And by that, I mean "hey photographers, don't believe everything you hear." 

..I'm really just trying to help.

I'm brain dead, Wynd, could you help me?

Aug 27 06 03:24 am Link

Model

theda

Posts: 21719

New York, New York, US

but only the photographers i've met

Aug 27 06 03:25 am Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

Pat Thielen wrote:
What are we talking about...?

About brain-dead photogrophers, though I doubt those exist.

PS: I swear I was going to post this one too!!! (photogrophers=brain dead). Genious think alike.

Aug 27 06 03:25 am Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

My brains have been devoured by zombies. But I'm a photographer so it really doesn't matter...

  BRAINZZZZZZZZ!  Aaaaaargh!

Aug 27 06 03:25 am Link

Photographer

James Jackson Fashion

Posts: 11132

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

*drool*

*points one crossed eye in theda's direction*

Aug 27 06 03:26 am Link

Photographer

James Jackson Fashion

Posts: 11132

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Pat Thielen wrote:
My brains have been devoured by zombies. But I'm a photographer so it really doesn't matter...

  BRAINZZZZZZZZ!  Aaaaaargh!

What do vegetarian zombies eat???

















Grains.... GRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSSSSS.....

Aug 27 06 03:27 am Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

BRAINZZZZZZZzzzzzzz!

Argh... Argh!

Aug 27 06 03:27 am Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

Pat Thielen wrote:
My brains have been devoured by zombies. But I'm a photographer so it really doesn't matter...

  BRAINZZZZZZZZ!  Aaaaaargh!

Don't think so much... you'll hurt your brains! oh.. wait they are dead...
I don't get it... something's wrong in here.. HELP!

Aug 27 06 03:27 am Link

Photographer

John Valdez

Posts: 93

Anaheim, California, US

no you dont get what im saying...


MOST photogs are brain-dead. except for some that i know.
almost most all of them.

yea, im just saying.


no but seriously you dont get my point, though your pictures are great -- most of them.

Aug 27 06 03:28 am Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

I like zombies. And beer. I like zombies and beer.

Argh! Argh! BEEEEEERZZZZZZZZ!

Aug 27 06 03:28 am Link

Photographer

John Valdez

Posts: 93

Anaheim, California, US

do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Aug 27 06 03:30 am Link

Photographer

GDS Photos

Posts: 3399

London, England, United Kingdom

I'm brain dead too.  Lucky my camera has a chip.  Lucky a lot of posters here do too.  I at least am well balanced and have one on each shoulder.

Good morning from the land of cuckoo clocks

Aug 27 06 03:31 am Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

John Valdez wrote:
do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Are you brain-dead or something ? animal crackers aren't maid from animals... You must a photogropher to say something like that... geezzz

Aug 27 06 03:32 am Link

Photographer

BlindMike

Posts: 9594

San Francisco, California, US

Wanna hear braindead? I scheduled a model for a shoot, then I forgot I scheduled her and tried to schedule her again. I haven't heard from her since. She probably thinks I'm nuts.

Aug 27 06 03:33 am Link

Model

Wynd Mulysa

Posts: 8619

Berkeley, California, US

gdsandy wrote:
I'm brain dead too.  Lucky my camera has a chip.  Lucky a lot of posters here do too.  I at least am well balanced and have one on each shoulder.

Good morning from the land of cuckoo clocks

What kinda chips are we talking about here?
Kettle Chips?
I love Kettle Chips.

Aug 27 06 03:33 am Link

Photographer

James Jackson Fashion

Posts: 11132

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Madcitychel wrote:

Are you brain-dead or something ? animal crackers aren't maid from animals... You must a photogropher to say something like that... geezzz

You know what I totally don't get... Tuna fish... I mean, it's called Chicken of the Sea... so is it fish? or is it chicken?

Aug 27 06 03:34 am Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

James Jackson wrote:

You know what I totally don't get... Tuna fish... I mean, it's called Chicken of the Sea... so is it fish? or is it chicken?

I think... it's tuna... wait ... I can't think.. because I'm a model and dead.. no, I mean just my brain is dead.

Why do we talk about food in the post about brains - is brain some kind of food? If so is that a fish or a chicken?

Aug 27 06 03:36 am Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

BlindMike wrote:
Wanna hear braindead? I scheduled a model for a shoot, then I forgot I scheduled her and tried to schedule her again. I haven't heard from her since. She probably thinks I'm nuts.

Everyone thinks I'm nuts. It's okay; eventually people just expect you to be that way. I once went to a party and I was the first one there. I was also greeted by the rather surprised looks of the people having the party. Then they informed me the party wasn't until the next week.

  Er, yeah. And I don't think that's the dumbest thing I've ever done.

  I'm clearly a photographer.

  Brainzzzzzzzz! Argh! Argh!

Aug 27 06 03:36 am Link

Photographer

Arizona Shoots

Posts: 28728

Phoenix, Arizona, US

I dip tobacco. Well, one night at a party I was holding two cups. One was my beer. Guess which one I took a big gulp of...

Braindead!

Aug 27 06 03:38 am Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

Pat Thielen wrote:

Everyone thinks I'm nuts. It's okay; eventually people just expect you to be that way. I once went to a party and I was the first one there. I was also greeted by the rather surprised looks of the people having the party. Then they informed me the party wasn't until the next week.

  Er, yeah. And I don't think that's the dumbest thing I've ever done.

  I'm clearly a photographer.

  Brainzzzzzzzz! Argh! Argh!

Totally, I am surprised they were surprised... well unless they didn't know that you are a photogropher.

Aug 27 06 03:38 am Link

Photographer

John Valdez

Posts: 93

Anaheim, California, US

well most zombies are brain-dead. except for the ones that i know.

Aug 27 06 03:38 am Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

John Valdez wrote:
well most zombies are brain-dead. except for the ones that i know.

Hey damnit! Don't be insulting the living impaired! You bastard!

  Argh! Argh! Brainzzzzzzzz...!

Aug 27 06 03:40 am Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

Pat Thielen wrote:

Hey damnit! Don't be insulting the living impaired! You bastard!

  Argh! Argh! Brainzzzzzzzz...!

will you stop pretending like your brain hurt? Dead can't hurt.. geezzz. A natural photogropher....

Aug 27 06 03:41 am Link

Photographer

Mark J. Sebastian

Posts: 1530

San Francisco, California, US

mmm...brain...

Aug 27 06 03:43 am Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

Mark Sebastian wrote:
mmm...brain...

big_smile

Aug 27 06 03:44 am Link

Photographer

John Valdez

Posts: 93

Anaheim, California, US

ok next topic --



make-up artists = brain dead





this make-up artist that i met offered to buy me coffee, and when i waited at starbucks for her, she never showed up....this brings me to the conclusion that MOST (not all) MUAs are big stupid morons. except for the ones that i know, which is that one..who is dumb.

Aug 27 06 03:48 am Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

I think three-toed sloths are brain-dead. I mean, they hang upside-down from trees all day. What the hell would you expect...? Except for the three-toes sloths I know and those attending medical school of course. Although I do know one sloth that stole his first tree when he was 16 because he lived in a bad forest. Poor little guy.

  Oh, and I nearly forgot:

  BRAINZZZZZZZ! Argh! Argh!

Aug 27 06 03:50 am Link

Photographer

John Valdez

Posts: 93

Anaheim, California, US

ya i shoot only doctors and rocket scientists.


no marine biologists though, i worked with one once and she threw me a nasty look..all marine biologists are nasty-look-throwers

Aug 27 06 03:54 am Link

Photographer

James Jackson Fashion

Posts: 11132

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

John Valdez wrote:
ya i shoot only doctors and rocket scientists.


no marine biologists though, i worked with one once and she threw me a nasty look..all marine biologists are nasty-look-throwers

Oddly enough, I know exactly ONE marine biologist, and she *is* a dirty look thrower... though.. if she shoots you a dirty look beware the crescent wrench that will be following that gaze in short order.

Aug 27 06 03:57 am Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

John Valdez wrote:
ya i shoot only doctors and rocket scientists.


no marine biologists though, i worked with one once and she threw me a nasty look..all marine biologists are nasty-look-throwers

I've seen enough female marine biologists on TV and in movies, and I know for a fact they are all total babes. If they want to throw a wrench at me I say let 'em!

  After all, I am a photographer... And I believe everything I see on TV and in the movies. Yep!

Aug 27 06 03:59 am Link

Photographer

Nihilus

Posts: 10888

Nashville, Tennessee, US

huh?

Aug 27 06 04:01 am Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

John Valdez wrote:
ya i shoot only doctors and rocket scientists.


no marine biologists though, i worked with one once and she threw me a nasty look..all marine biologists are nasty-look-throwers

HAHAH

Stop! all you!!! Or I would never go to bed - maybe that's better though I am afraid to see nightmares about brain dead scientists hanging off the tree

Aug 27 06 04:03 am Link

Photographer

AZELESSAR

Posts: 660

San Francisco, California, US

don't forget that EVERYTHING on the internet is true too!!

Aug 27 06 04:04 am Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

Pat Thielen wrote:
After all, I am a photographer... And I believe everything I see on TV and in the movies. Yep!

You should be a model then.

Aug 27 06 04:04 am Link

Photographer

James Jackson Fashion

Posts: 11132

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Pat Thielen wrote:

I've seen enough female marine biologists on TV and in movies, and I know for a fact they are all total babes. If they want to throw a wrench at me I say let 'em!

  After all, I am a photographer... And I believe everything I see on TV and in the movies. Yep!

Also oddly enough the marine biologist I know *is* a total babe... unfortunately she's my best friend's sister, and so I too would have to throw a wrench at your head.

Aug 27 06 04:06 am Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

James Jackson wrote:

Also oddly enough the marine biologist I know *is* a total babe... unfortunately she's my best friend's sister, and so I too would have to throw a wrench at your head.

that's just because you are a photogropher.
that's it I got to bed.now.

Aug 27 06 04:11 am Link