Forums > General Industry > most photographers = brain dead

Photographer

John Valdez

Posts: 93

Anaheim, California, US

ya seriously...i wanna sleep already but this is too damn funny



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ok gnite modelmayhem.

Aug 27 06 04:14 am Link

Photographer

studio36uk

Posts: 22898

Tavai, Sigave, Wallis and Futuna

Photographers? Brain dead? Well maybe some are - like those that work for free; give their work product away with the IP rights too. Yes, I vacillate between several descriptors like "stupid sh*ts"; idiots; "dumb cu*ts"; and a few others. But I will accept brain dead as a reasonable general description in polite company.

Studio36

Aug 27 06 04:18 am Link

Photographer

FKVPhotography

Posts: 30064

Ocala, Florida, US

I tried to kill off part of my brain last night using the standard tecniques....scotch, scotch and more scotch.

Damn it! I woke sane as ever. Will try again soon.

Aug 27 06 09:50 am Link

Photographer

Jose Luis

Posts: 2890

Dallas, Texas, US

studio36uk wrote:
Photographers? Brain dead? Well maybe some are - like those that work for free; give their work product away with the IP rights too. Yes, I vacillate between several descriptors like "stupid sh*ts"; idiots; "dumb cu*ts"; and a few others. But I will accept brain dead as a reasonable general description in polite company.

Studio36

Did you know cavemen drew on walls before they started selling it.  Gee, I wonder why?  Ya dont see escorts all up in arms when girlfriends and wives give it up for free.

Aug 27 06 09:54 am Link

Photographer

ANTHONY CRAMER

Posts: 27

Fremont, California, US

yes we are, and then some..

Aug 27 06 10:02 am Link

Model

Mayanlee

Posts: 3560

New City, New York, US

FKVPhotoGraphics wrote:
I tried to kill off part of my brain last night using the standard tecniques....scotch, scotch and more scotch.

Damn it! I woke sane as ever. Will try again soon.

That'd better be single malt. Try double timing it with tequila ... I guarantee you'll get the result you're looking for.

Aug 27 06 10:09 am Link

Photographer

William Kious

Posts: 8842

Delphos, Ohio, US

Shut up, brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!

Aug 27 06 10:10 am Link

Model

Mayanlee

Posts: 3560

New City, New York, US

ANTHONY CRAMER wrote:
yes we are, and then some..

Interesting.... what's beyond brain-dead? Is there a further state of vegetation available to us?

I want to know what it is!

Aug 27 06 10:11 am Link

Photographer

James Jackson Fashion

Posts: 11132

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

William Kious wrote:
Shut up, brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Aug 27 06 10:13 am Link

Photographer

Lightwork Photography

Posts: 208

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Now what's all this talk about branded photographers?  I know some photographers with tatoos, but branded?!

Doesn't that hurt?  I  mean, I don't even like it when the shower gets too hot!

That just doesn't make any sense.

Oh well...back to the studio...

Aug 27 06 10:18 am Link

Photographer

All Kinds of Photos

Posts: 428

John Valdez wrote:
no im just kidding.


im pretty sure everyone here, especially all the males, would agree with me that we are the smartest group of mofos on this green Earth.




right?

Sometimes I wonder that maybe I am. I'm still here trying to get flaky models to do shoots with me.

Aug 27 06 10:25 am Link

Photographer

James Jackson Fashion

Posts: 11132

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Doug Sampson wrote:

Sometimes I wonder that maybe I am. I'm still here trying to get flaky models to do shoots with me.

You're talking insane vs stupid.

Insanity is defined by doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

Aug 27 06 10:27 am Link

Photographer

LNV Innovations

Posts: 174

Spring, Texas, US

Sometimes brain dead and sometimes insane, I even have those moments when both are in control. Ever get an idea to shoot and then when your thinking your ready you can't remember what it was?

Aug 27 06 10:32 am Link

Photographer

James Jackson Fashion

Posts: 11132

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Simplex Innovations wrote:
Ever get an idea to shoot and then when your thinking your ready you can't remember what it was?

I *hate* that...  I've taken to writing them all down.

Aug 27 06 10:35 am Link

Photographer

Outlaw Photography

Posts: 354

Withee, Wisconsin, US

James Jackson wrote:
You're talking insane vs stupid.

Insanity is defined by doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

Hmmmm......  In Style is a good thing, therefore Insane must be a good thing.  Out of style is a bad thing, therefore out of sane must be a bad thing

And doesn't practice make perfect? What is practice, it is doing the same thing over and over again trying to perfect it. smile

Churchill was right ... we are a nation divided by a common language. *LOL*

Aug 27 06 10:38 am Link

Photographer

Bret Harte

Posts: 283

Green River, Utah, US

theda wrote:
but only the photographers i've met

I reckon that you haven't met the right kind of thinking-photographers yet.  smile

Aug 27 06 10:39 am Link

Photographer

Bret Harte

Posts: 283

Green River, Utah, US

I reckon that everybody who shows up on this thread is really brain dead. smile

I'm already here.

Aug 27 06 10:48 am Link

Photographer

LNV Innovations

Posts: 174

Spring, Texas, US

Photographers are artists by nature, artists have many different qualities and descriptions one of which does include insane. Therefore, if we are photographers we must all have varying levels of insanity and we are just stupid for admitting to it.

There does that cover all the bases? LOL

Aug 27 06 11:04 am Link

Photographer

Outlaw Photography

Posts: 354

Withee, Wisconsin, US

Simplex Innovations wrote:
There does that cover all the bases? LOL

Oh Bases ... whose on first? Whats on Second? *LOL*

Aug 27 06 11:13 am Link

Photographer

Stan The Man

Posts: 733

Brooklyn, Indiana, US

James Jackson wrote:

You know what I totally don't get... Tuna fish... I mean, it's called Chicken of the Sea... so is it fish? or is it chicken?

i mean same thing with  "CREME BRULEE"   y would people would love eating BURNT CREAM... IF u cook and u burn something... u just bun it.... so is it really burnt

Aug 27 06 11:18 am Link

Photographer

La Seine by the Hudson

Posts: 8587

New York, New York, US

Me want beer. *grunt*

Aug 27 06 12:38 pm Link

Photographer

500 Gigs of Desire

Posts: 3833

New York, New York, US

"You know something, man, I know something that you don't know. That's right, jack. The man is clear in his mind, but his soul is mad."

https://www.geocities.com/aaronbcaldwell/Apocalypse14.jpg

Aug 27 06 12:44 pm Link

Model

Kylie Burke

Posts: 43

Columbus, Ohio, US

James Jackson wrote:
You know what I totally don't get... Tuna fish... I mean, it's called Chicken of the Sea... so is it fish? or is it chicken?

hahahaha ok Jessica!

Aug 27 06 12:54 pm Link