Forums > General Industry > How do I let this model down?

Photographer

Lightwave Photography

Posts: 585

Honolulu, Hawaii, US

This model is really nice, great attitude and she wants to be a professional swimsuit model but I really think she doesn't have a chance at it.

What should I tell her?  I really would not want to upset this model?  Any ideas?

https://i.pbase.com/g4/99/492199/3/64211934.mMx4VBsA.jpg

Aug 25 06 03:12 am Link

Photographer

Randy S Drake

Posts: 143

Anaheim, California, US

This post is a Crock, LOL

Aug 25 06 03:14 am Link

Photographer

Arizona Shoots

Posts: 28728

Phoenix, Arizona, US

Tell her the good news and the bad news.

The bad news: She probably wont make it as a model.
The good news: She could have a helluva career as a wallet.

Aug 25 06 03:14 am Link

Photographer

Lotus Photography

Posts: 19253

Berkeley, California, US

dont know what to say, she could be the type to snap your head off, or you could be handing us a crock of 5hit

Aug 25 06 03:14 am Link

Model

Mary Domingo

Posts: 109

Los Angeles, California, US

suggest modeling for something else...
swimsuit modeling isn't for everyone... not even me... ha ha big_smile see??? & I know it...

Aug 25 06 03:19 am Link

Photographer

g-man

Posts: 172

Honolulu, Hawaii, US

Nice teeth though . . .

Aug 25 06 03:19 am Link

Model

A BRITT PRO-AM

Posts: 7840

CARDIFF BY THE SEA, California, US

she has a great body and as for fashion, a new look - surely can position herself...
just keep her out of porn!!!

;-)

Aug 25 06 03:21 am Link

Photographer

Gallery Row Studio

Posts: 202

Lakewood, Ohio, US

Hm...And why exactly do you feel you have to tell it to her? What if you are (OMG...)wrong?smile
Noone wanted to buy Van Gough either. smile
I think if she is so determined - hell, she could end up a top model for plus size swimsuits, or something along the line.
If she is really that bad - she will see it herself, no need to rub it in:) She will learn on her own.

Aug 25 06 03:21 am Link

Photographer

studio36uk

Posts: 22898

Tavai, Sigave, Wallis and Futuna

Lightwave Photography wrote:
This model is really nice, great attitude and she wants to be a professional swimsuit model but I really think she doesn't have a chance at it.

What should I tell her?  I really would not want to upset this model?  Any ideas?

https://i.pbase.com/g4/99/492199/3/64211934.mMx4VBsA.jpg

Looks like it could be "Love at first BITE!"

Studio36

Aug 25 06 05:44 am Link

Model

Tyson Strong

Posts: 61

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

I think I'm in Love with the new FL Gators Mascot lol.

Aug 25 06 06:03 am Link

Photographer

Harold Rose

Posts: 2925

Calhoun, Georgia, US

suggest that she become a parts model..

Aug 25 06 06:08 am Link

Photographer

Ken Long

Posts: 956

MCALLEN, Texas, US

Be honest.... Just tell her "Later Gator".....

Aug 25 06 06:10 am Link

Photographer

DarioImpiniPhotography

Posts: 8756

Dallas, Texas, US

Not that bad.  Nothing a little photoshop cant fix.

Aug 25 06 06:24 am Link

Photographer

Howard Garcia

Posts: 2210

New York, New York, US

She could do handbags or boots or accesory belt ads!

Aug 25 06 06:27 am Link

Photographer

Community Photography

Posts: 138

HOWARD BEACH, New York, US

aaaaa new shoes

Aug 25 06 06:29 am Link

Photographer

Tim Little Photography

Posts: 11771

Wilmington, Delaware, US

Reminds me of my ex-wife. Except for the nice body.

Aug 25 06 06:30 am Link

Photographer

Ailgif Studios

Posts: 181

Portland, Arkansas, US

I'm confused on this post...Is the face there to protect the model because you really feel she wont make it as a model? If so, why.  Someone mentioned she could pose for plus size...How on earth is she plus size.  She has a great body, beautiful curves, flat stomach. 

If this isn't a joke, explain to me why she wouldn't make it?

Aug 25 06 06:32 am Link

Photographer

Valencio photography

Posts: 28

Boston, Georgia, US

I just dont think he gets the point

Aug 25 06 06:40 am Link

Photographer

DarioImpiniPhotography

Posts: 8756

Dallas, Texas, US

I dont think females get male humor.  They dont think the Three Stooges are funny.  They dont get the croc-head model.  They dont see how Bush is a complete and utter clown.  There's a humor gap between the sexes, like American and British humor dont align well.

Aug 25 06 06:50 am Link

Photographer

Lightwave Photography

Posts: 585

Honolulu, Hawaii, US

First Rule of Bikini Model Photography:

1-Be vewy, vewy nice to bikini models with crocodile heads or else!

Aug 25 06 10:43 am Link

Photographer

lightswitch

Posts: 94

Sacramento, California, US

i don't think you'll have to tell her anything once she finds this thread... smile

Aug 25 06 11:49 am Link

Photographer

SayCheeZ!

Posts: 20640

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

I know it sounds childish and cliche, but I'd just say:
"See ya later, Alligator!"

Aug 25 06 11:54 am Link

Photographer

Stephen Dawson

Posts: 29259

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Lightwave Photography wrote:
First Rule of Bikini Model Photography:

1-Be vewy, vewy nice to bikini models with crocodile heads or else!

What if she wants to show you her appreciation by giving you a BJ?

Aug 25 06 11:55 am Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

I'd set her up with Steve Irwin.

Aug 25 06 02:04 pm Link

Model

Just AJ

Posts: 3478

Round Rock, Texas, US

Lightwave Photography wrote:
This model is really nice, great attitude and she wants to be a professional swimsuit model but I really think she doesn't have a chance at it.

What should I tell her?  I really would not want to upset this model?  Any ideas?

https://i.pbase.com/g4/99/492199/3/64211934.mMx4VBsA.jpg

You could refer her to the thread you started about it.

Aug 25 06 02:06 pm Link

Model

Jenia

Posts: 276

Washington, Arkansas, US

Whatchutawkinabout?! She looks FIERCE!

Aug 25 06 02:20 pm Link

Model

CrazyRussianHelicopter

Posts: 3256

Madison, Alabama, US

g-man wrote:
Nice teeth though . . .

LOL

Aug 25 06 06:55 pm Link

Photographer

Ailgif Studios

Posts: 181

Portland, Arkansas, US

Yes, please refer me to the thread?  enlighten me with your male humor...SMILE

Aug 25 06 07:00 pm Link

Photographer

Digiography

Posts: 3367

Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada

Your S.O.L. if she gets mad at you she is liable to kill you in cold blood, hang on, she is a reptile, she can only kill you in cold blood.

I'm sure you will make a nice meal.

Aug 25 06 07:12 pm Link

Photographer

Archived

Posts: 13509

Phoenix, Arizona, US

It's the animal print bikini that really does it for me. That really brings it around full-circle.

Aug 25 06 07:32 pm Link

Photographer

Ought To Be Shot

Posts: 1887

Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada

Randy S. Drake wrote:
This post is a Crock, LOL

Me thinks it's a 'gator, but I'm not certain!  Great legs though!

Aug 25 06 07:35 pm Link

Model

Mayanlee

Posts: 3560

New City, New York, US

I believe this belongs in the "Butter Face" thread...


And if you want to let the model down, all you have to do is to insist on the No Escorts Under Any Circumstances Allowed Rule.

Aug 25 06 07:50 pm Link

Photographer

Pixel-Magic Photography

Posts: 666

Chicago, Illinois, US

Tell her the truth gently -if she is as thick skinned as she appears, she'll be ok.

Aug 25 06 10:46 pm Link

Photographer

Farenell Photography

Posts: 18832

Albany, New York, US

You could probably get away w/ it if you do it w/ the lights low & w/ a bag over her head.

Aug 26 06 11:13 am Link

Model

Mary Domingo

Posts: 109

Los Angeles, California, US

Jenia wrote:
Whatchutawkinabout?! She looks FIERCE!

LoL... ha ha ha... VERY TRUE big_smile

Aug 26 06 11:19 am Link

Photographer

Robert Winn Photography

Posts: 2097

Virginia Beach, Virginia, US

My only question is did she feel it nessisary to bring an escort for her protection?

Aug 26 06 12:54 pm Link

Model

Sabina N

Posts: 318

Calgary, Alberta, Canada

*Laughing and laughing*

...as for the one who seemed to not get it - I think either it was a very dry sense of humour, or the image simply doesn't show up on her computer tongue

~S.

Aug 26 06 01:41 pm Link

Photographer

Merlinpix

Posts: 7118

Farmingdale, New York, US

Sounds like a butt shot fiesta to me!

Aug 26 06 03:04 pm Link

Photographer

AndrewG

Posts: 5850

Mesa, Arizona, US

Oh well.. at least you werent monkeying around...

and still shot her in the bikini...

https://www.acgellert.com/humor/woman.jpg

Aug 26 06 06:40 pm Link

Photographer

VRG Photography

Posts: 1025

Tallahassee, Florida, US

Stephen Dawson wrote:

What if she wants to show you her appreciation by giving you a BJ?

As long as she doesn't use her teeth, she should be okay, ya think? LOL

Aug 26 06 09:48 pm Link