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I am Jack D Trute I am your leader.
I pull your chain. Too many new tards to respond to so I do this. Hey, now shut up, pay me now, and bring back the one they call the Reese. Feb 20 06 12:31 am Link Reese...Reese...we miss you! That bitch never returns my e-mails anymore! Feb 20 06 02:00 pm Link My leader?? HA!! I faaaaaaaaaart in your general direction!! *said with a Monty Python french accent.* You are not my leader... PPPTTTTHHHH!!!! Feb 20 06 02:09 pm Link The skies are charcoal grey, It's a dreary downtown day, But at the end of my 40 foot leash, Is my little friend Quiche. Quiche La Poodle is her name And having a good time on a crummy day is our game. Quiche Quiche Lorraine Quiche Quiche Lorraine Everyday I take her out. Yea! She runs around, she shouts out and barks, Yea! Cause she's a good doggie She's a sweet, sweet, sweet PUPPY! Arf Arf And I know she'll stick by me, Yea! Arf Arf Oh no! Here comes a Great Dane Drivin' down the lane Quiche, Quiche, Quiche come back here; Don't leave me. I'll go insane. I'll go insane. How do you like that? Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green. About two inches tall, with a strawberry blonde fall; Sunglasses and a bonnet and designer jeans with appliques on it? The dog that brought me so much joy Left me wallowing in pain. Quiche Lorraine. I'll show her! Do you see the key in my hand? I'm gonna throw it in the lake. Yea, you've been so rotten to me, You take the cake. I'm just gonna lock the door to your kennel, and just you try and come back to me. Yea, you'll see. Quiche Quiche Lorraine You mangey mutt. Quiche Quiche Lorraine I'm talking about Quiche! Quiche Quiche Lorraine Quiche Lorraine! -B52's obviously... Feb 20 06 02:15 pm Link awe.. did jack loose his bone? or your squeeky toy? you want it back? you pay me now  Feb 20 06 02:17 pm Link Jack D Trute wrote: This is what happens when you get neutered against your will. Feb 20 06 02:20 pm Link photofashion wrote: haha **snip snip** Feb 20 06 02:24 pm Link photofashion wrote: Does a dog ever actually choose neutering? Feb 20 06 05:18 pm Link David Moyle wrote: Some humans do....there was an HBO special about men who chose to castrate themselves to get rid of their unseemly urges. Interesting show. But, since Jack is just a dog, i would have to say that voluntary neutering, shaving, declawing, toothbrushing, or bathing is rare in the domestic animal world. Feb 20 06 06:10 pm Link David Moyle wrote: LOL.... wag your tail, Rex, if you'd like us to have your balls cut off... good boy... good boy. Feb 20 06 06:58 pm Link ~Krista~ wrote: Just? Well Miss Just. Feb 21 06 09:42 pm Link I am eating Cool Whip right out of the container with a spoon.... yup yup Feb 21 06 10:15 pm Link "Poodle bites....... Poodle chews it"............ Frank Zappa - "Dynamo Hum" Feb 21 06 10:17 pm Link lalala nutter welcome anywayz xx shelly xx Feb 22 06 05:19 am Link interesting thread...lol, that reminds me, i need to get my kitten fixed Feb 22 06 05:21 am Link Shut up No really shut up. May 15 06 01:34 am Link Fetch the stick Jack fetch the stick *throws a stick at the moderator pool*  May 15 06 01:35 am Link R. Olson (RO) wrote: I am safe. They do not work weekends. May 15 06 01:39 am Link At last, the perfect chance to ask: Jack, what exactly *is* your schtik? Now, I'm not as unobservant as I seem... a female designation with a male name, and endless opportunities for neutering jokes (heh... "neuter - to make neutral"). Even so, I still feel I must be missing a large part of the point... damn wording is probably not helping... I'm not in the 1000s of posts by far, but lurk by the fora enough that I'd like to laugh along with everyone  ~Sabina May 15 06 02:48 am Link Sabina N wrote: Shut up Jun 11 06 10:07 pm Link Sabina N wrote: Sabina...i think visual poetry is your "schtik"!!! Jun 11 06 10:09 pm Link BCG wrote: Courtesy of Brian Diaz. Jun 11 06 10:30 pm Link David Moyle wrote: NOT choosing is ALSO a choice. Jun 13 06 01:34 am Link |
