Model
Diane ly
Posts: 1068
Manhattan, Illinois, US
If I look like a fat cow in certain pics (which I am NOT) is it ok to ask the photog to take it down from their port? Or am I being a diva?
Why is it that a photog won't let you post a bad image they took but you look like a diva if it is vice versa? Just curious...
Photographer
Voice of Reason
Posts: 8741
Anaheim, California, US
sigh
Ok, once and for all.
Model = Diva
Photographer = pompous ass
it's part of the game, it's your job to not eat, and say things like "I actually eat like a horse", "I look fat there."
It's our job to say. "too bad", "I took the picture, I can do what I want". and "I am better than the last photographer you used"
Photographer
John Swoger
Posts: 192
Peoria, Arizona, US
On a TFP shoot I will review the images with the model and together we will decide what images will/can be posted and what images will never see the light of day.
On a paid shoot it's up to the client to decide the images they want.
Just my .02 cents
Photographer
Fred Beeson
Posts: 272
Birmingham, Alabama, US
Diana I dont see a fat cow in any of your shots lol But here is one if you find one in one of your shots ![https://www.morguefile.com/imageData/LOWREZ/Img_4001_modif.jpg]()
Model
Adrienne Aurora
Posts: 2745
Atlanta, Georgia, US
I hate when that happens. I think we have to let them do what they want.
Photographer
Special Ed
Posts: 3545
New York, New York, US
There is no reason you cannot ask him/her to take down the image. However, you may want to keep a shovel around. The amount of crap coming out of his mouth about how it's one of your best images and it shows the true you like no other picture taken before....Well, let's just say it can get pretty deep! 
Model
Diane ly
Posts: 1068
Manhattan, Illinois, US
David Moyle wrote:
sigh
Ok, once and for all.
Model = Diva
Photographer = pompous ass
it's part of the game, it's your job to not eat, and say things like "I actually eat like a horse", "I look fat there."
It's our job to say. "too bad", "I took the picture, I can do what I want". and "I am better than the last photographer you used" The coffee she bought for me wasn't hot enough either. So I threw it at her just to check what degree burn it would amount to. Since we didn't have to call 911 I figured that she'll live and sent her ass out to starbucks to fetch me another.
Mwahahahaha!
Photographer
Voice of Reason
Posts: 8741
Anaheim, California, US
Diana Moffitt wrote:
The coffee she bought for me wasn't hot enough either. So I threw it at her just to check what degree burn it would amount to. Since we didn't have to call 911 I figured that she'll live and sent her ass out to starbucks to fetch me another.
Mwahahahaha! That's more like it. It's all image baby!
Photographer
Craig Thomson
Posts: 13462
Tacoma, Washington, US
Diana Moffitt wrote:
If I look like a fat cow in certain pics (which I am NOT) is it ok to ask the photog to take it down from their port? Or am I being a diva?
Why is it that a photog won't let you post a bad image they took but you look like a diva if it is vice versa? Just curious... Was the shoot a TFP/TFCD or did you pay the photographer?
Model
Diane ly
Posts: 1068
Manhattan, Illinois, US
I don't pay to pose or pose for pay! Unless I am selling something.....which test shoots do not! Yeah the coffee was adequate enough the 2nd time around. But I did throw garbage at her bc she forgot to buy me a pastry to go with it!!!
Photographer
Voice of Reason
Posts: 8741
Anaheim, California, US
Diana Moffitt wrote:
I don't pay to pose or pose for pay! Unless I am selling something.....which test shoots do not!
Yeah the coffee was adequate enough the 2nd time around. But I did throw garbage at her bc she forgot to buy me a pastry to go with it!!! Now THAT is supermodel talk! Next you'll be quoting yourself on your bio section...that's when you know you made it!
Wardrobe Stylist
stylist man
Posts: 34382
New York, New York, US
David Moyle wrote:
sigh
Ok, once and for all.
Model = Diva
Photographer = pompous ass
it's part of the game, it's your job to not eat, and say things like "I actually eat like a horse", "I look fat there."
It's our job to say. "too bad", "I took the picture, I can do what I want". and "I am better than the last photographer you used" That is funny. What about the rest of us?
Anyway.
Each person has a different agenda. A good pic for a model may not be great for a photographer, a great shot for a model may be useless for a MUA, a good shot for a makeup may very well be useless for a stylist, and around and around we go.
Model
Diane ly
Posts: 1068
Manhattan, Illinois, US
David Moyle wrote:
Now THAT is supermodel talk! Next you'll be quoting yourself on your bio section...that's when you know you made it! Haven't you heard? I am bigger than those bitches! I killed all of the journalists that tried to use my quotes.
You wanna know why? I told him it would cost him 1,000 per word. Modelmayhem's invoice for my services on this site is HUGE!!!
I love how I was just born fabulous.
Model
Sabina N
Posts: 318
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Diana Moffitt wrote:
If I look like a fat cow in certain pics (which I am NOT) Just a particularity - it's terminology like this that (subconsciously) gets people used to being afraid of fat, and pursuing lankiness as if it made a lot of sense to do so... it's possible to look *fatter* than you want to in a shot, but a "fat cow" to me is some bitchy girl who also happens to be fat, so let's throw that in against her. Not all fat people are cows, but such cliche phrases start to naturally go together in people's mind if repeated...
Unless you do somehow end up resembling the cow shot provided above, then accurately-spoken :-)
Sonntag
Photographer
Voice of Reason
Posts: 8741
Anaheim, California, US
MHana wrote:
That is funny. What about the rest of us?
Anyway.
Each person has a different agenda. A good pic for a model may not be great for a photographer, a great shot for a model may be useless for a MUA, a good shot for a makeup may very well be useless for a stylist, and around and around we go. The rest of you? You're just fodder for our tantrums!
Seriously though. You're 100% correct.
Now, fetch my coffee!
Photographer
Voice of Reason
Posts: 8741
Anaheim, California, US
Diana Moffitt wrote:
Haven't you heard? I am bigger than those bitches! I killed all of the journalists that tried to use my quotes.
You wanna know why? I told him it would cost him 1,000 per word. Modelmayhem's invoice for my services on this site is HUGE!!!
I love how I was just born fabulous. OH, you're THE Diana Moffitt??
How foolish of me!
Now, stop talking and pose!
Model
Diane ly
Posts: 1068
Manhattan, Illinois, US
Sonntag wrote:
Just a particularity - it's terminology like this that (subconsciously) gets people used to being afraid of fat, and pursuing lankiness as if it made a lot of sense to do so... it's possible to look *fatter* than you want to in a shot, but a "fat cow" to me is some bitchy girl who also happens to be fat, so let's throw that in against her. Not all fat people are cows, but such cliche phrases start to naturally go together in people's mind if repeated...
Unless you do somehow end up resembling the cow shot provided above, then accurately-spoken :-)
Sonntag My agent called me a fat cow because I don't weigh 100 lbs.
So I threw coffee and garbage at her as well.
Photographer
DanPhoto
Posts: 121
Tampa, Florida, US
FreddyB wrote:
Diana
I dont see a fat cow in any of your shots lol
But here is one if you find one in one of your shots
![https://www.morguefile.com/imageData/LOWREZ/Img_4001_modif.jpg]() Girls she is a beauty, Got Milk??
Photographer
udor
Posts: 25255
New York, New York, US
Diana Moffitt wrote:
My agent called me a fat cow because I don't weigh 100 lbs.
So I threw coffee and garbage at her as well. What a PIG she is...!
Doesn't she realize that you are not a cow... and that the biggest part of your fat is limited to the udders... ![https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/UdoRPhotoArchive/MakingAPointGifs/happyd_f.gif]()
Photographer
Special Ed
Posts: 3545
New York, New York, US
Diana Moffitt wrote:
My agent called me a fat cow because I don't weigh 100 lbs.
So I threw coffee and garbage at her as well. UdoR wrote:
What a PIG she is...!
Doesn't she realize that you are not a cow... and that the biggest part of your fat is limited to the udders... ![https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/UdoRPhotoArchive/MakingAPointGifs/happyd_f.gif]() Seriously Udo...That's an Udderly perverted thing to say 
Photographer
udor
Posts: 25255
New York, New York, US
Ed Remington wrote:
Seriously Udo...That's an Udderly perverted thing to say Butt, if you look at it from the udder perspective... the Pig, started to call a model with udders a cow...
... and then the cow-slash-model instead of retaliating like any bovine model would do, she reached out and threw trash and shtuff at the pic to make her feel good.
This means that the bovine Diana has a heart as big as it gets and a stomach that allows regurgitation. 
(Ed: Diana is also a very close personal friend, just like you saw with Elisaveta and Illona... we always play like that...)
Photographer
Special Ed
Posts: 3545
New York, New York, US
UdoR wrote:
This means that the bovine Diana has a heart as big as it gets and a stomach that allows regurgitation. Yuck.... Remind me to never take her out to lunch!
(No worries Udo....No worries! )
Model
Diane ly
Posts: 1068
Manhattan, Illinois, US
Wait a second! I LOVE MY UDDERS!
*HMMPH*
Photographer
udor
Posts: 25255
New York, New York, US
Diana Moffitt wrote:
Wait a second! I LOVE MY UDDERS!
*HMMPH* I luv 'dem cuddly thingies too...
Photographer
Special Ed
Posts: 3545
New York, New York, US
Diana Moffitt wrote:
Wait a second! I LOVE MY UDDERS!
*HMMPH* Most of the men and half the women in the world luv your udders as well
Photographer
Special Ed
Posts: 3545
New York, New York, US
UdoR wrote:
I luv them cuddle thingies too... Udo, your just to fast for me dude!!!!
Model
Diane ly
Posts: 1068
Manhattan, Illinois, US
I LOVE YOUR CUDDLY THINGS!
Me, UdoR and Ed.....bring it baby bring it!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Photographer
Special Ed
Posts: 3545
New York, New York, US
Diana Moffitt wrote:
I LOVE YOUR CUDDLY THINGS!
Me, UdoR and Ed.....bring it baby bring it!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA Just bring your cuddly self Diana, Udo and I will take care of the rest 
Photographer
udor
Posts: 25255
New York, New York, US
Diana Moffitt wrote:
I LOVE YOUR CUDDLY THINGS!
Me, UdoR and Ed.....bring it baby bring it!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA I have a few smileys I could post, but I would have to give myself a warning for those... and eventually temp-ban myself.
Photographer
D. Brian Nelson
Posts: 5477
Rapid City, South Dakota, US
Diana Moffitt wrote:
If I look like a fat cow in certain pics... I do not believe it. Please post some.
-D
Model
Diane ly
Posts: 1068
Manhattan, Illinois, US
The cow posted in this thread. That's actually me. I murdered the mua and photographer tho because they showed my true colors. I also torched the body painter.
Photographer
D. Brian Nelson
Posts: 5477
Rapid City, South Dakota, US
Diana Moffitt wrote:
The cow posted in this thread. That's actually me. I murdered the mua and photographer tho because they showed my true colors. I also torched the body painter. So that was, like, spirit gum holding the hair on?
-D
Edit: I'm sorry, but those udders of yours don't do a thing for me... Heck, can't see them, 'cause your chest's in the way...
Photographer
Rick Edwards
Posts: 6185
Wilmington, Delaware, US
I can't believe anyone in their right mind would call you a cow...sheesh
Model
Brandon Smith
Posts: 1562
San Diego, California, US
Did anyone think of the Cow's feelings here? I mean...what the heck did she do to you guys except provide milk, that was so wrong and made you call her a fat cow? I mean for all we know, she is California cow and is therefore a happy cow.
Model
Diane ly
Posts: 1068
Manhattan, Illinois, US
Brandon Smith wrote:
Did anyone think of the Cow's feelings here? I mean...what the heck did she do to you guys except provide milk, that was so wrong and made you call her a fat cow? I mean for all we know, she is California cow and is therefore a happy cow. I AM NOT A HAPPY COW! I'M FROM NYC BIOTCH...SO GET OUT OF MY F*ING WAY!
AHHAHAHA
Photographer
Voice of Reason
Posts: 8741
Anaheim, California, US
Oh great, piss the cow off, way to go. Someone get her a latte', extra hot, stat!! Not too cold, not too hot, or one of us is wearin it!
Model
Diane ly
Posts: 1068
Manhattan, Illinois, US
David Moyle wrote:
Oh great, piss the cow off, way to go. Someone get her a latte', extra hot, stat!! Not too cold, not too hot, or one of us is wearin it! TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Throws a huge tantrum and screams bloody murder!**
Photographer
Voice of Reason
Posts: 8741
Anaheim, California, US
Diana Moffitt wrote:
TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Throws a huge tantrum and screams bloody murder!** Will one of the stylists please calm her down! If she wasn't THE Diana Moffitt, no way would I put up with this crap.
Photographer
Doctor E
Posts: 733
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
Sorry... I'm still trying to figure out what lens or angle could possibly be used to render you into a 'fat cow'. Although mentioning any livestock and the word render in the same sentence could get ugly...
Kudos to the MUA in the pic posted... I'd like to see a bit more of your attitude in the photo next time, if you don't mind.
Pardon me, I need to dodge some flying coffee and pastry.
Photographer
udor
Posts: 25255
New York, New York, US
Diana Moffitt wrote:
I AM NOT A HAPPY COW! I'M FROM NYC BIOTCH...SO GET OUT OF MY F*ING WAY!
AHHAHAHA Diana... baby... and that sounds sooooo sexy when you said that in your Cali accent and sporting that sunshine smile of yours....
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