John Jebbia wrote:
The more active you are on the forums, the more models assume you must be legit..

Isn't that the idea?

-D

D. Brian Nelson wrote:
Isn't that the idea?

-D

Yeah, sorta.. I have a few people ask me why I post so much. I figure the internet is a great tool to make yourself a bigger fish than you actually are... I have actually had people run into me on the street and say, "I know you!"

John Jebbia wrote:
... I have actually had people run into me on the street and say, "I know you!"

That's what you get for showing a self-portrait. 

I've had people run into me in the street, however.

-Don

D. Brian Nelson wrote:
I've had people run into me in the street, however.

Doesn't that hurt?

raveneyes wrote:

Doesn't that hurt?

Yep. 

-Don

P.S.  Look at this "conversation."  We really suck.

D. Brian Nelson wrote:

Yep. 

-Don

P.S.  Look at this "conversation."  We really suck.

Yep.

*BuRP!*

Beer?

raveneyes wrote:
*BuRP!*

Beer?

Got a 40 of Mickey's I'm working on.  Thanks though.

-D

D. Brian Nelson wrote:
Yep. 

-Don

P.S.  Look at this "conversation."  We really suck.

I had a shoot that just did not inspire me today.. Ever been driving to a location with a model and no matter how much you try to start a conversation, she don't want it... Quick, short yes/no answers.. We just didn't click. Very long, uncomfortable drive.

John Jebbia wrote:

I had a shoot that just did not inspire me today.. Ever been driving to a location with a model and no matter how much you try to start a conversation, she don't want it... Quick, short yes/no answers.. We just didn't click. Very long, uncomfortable drive.

Actually a couple of my better models have been like that...  I just shrug it off and turn up the music.

raveneyes wrote:
Actually a couple of my better models have been like that...  I just shrug it off and turn up the music.

Maybe it was my comment about enjoying diahrea...

"If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diahrea, does that mean 1 person enjoys it?"

Doug Mackay    DMP wrote:
john, i have people run into me in the street, it is increasing my insurance  coverage on a daily basis, and denting my suv as well.

Yeah right! There's no streets in Austrailia.. They haven't even discovered asphalt yet!

Star wrote:
I get a lot of models who trust me cause I am female,

Star

Would it help if I tucked my junk and pretended?

John Jebbia wrote:

Yeah right! There's no streets in Austrailia.. They haven't even discovered asphalt yet!

hahaha, we drive on the  cobbled footpath haha.

John Jebbia wrote:

Doug Mackay    DMP wrote:
john, i have people run into me in the street, it is increasing my insurance  coverage on a daily basis, and denting my suv as well.

Yeah right! There's no streets in Austrailia.. They haven't even discovered asphalt yet!

John, it's really just because they drive on the wrong damned side of the road...

http://raveneyes.com/fun_stuff/movies/Bugga.mpg
username movies
pass 4me

may be a bit slow, you may want to download instead of trying to view it in a browser window...3MB

Amanda Schlicher wrote:
*whimper* The model with no makeup, who, when I asked her to tell me about herself (while i was styling her hair grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) said "oh, i dunno, i'm pretty boring."

I wanted to die.

So eventually I made up an excuse about having to be somewhere at 6:30 and made her leave.  460 clicks too late.

I sorta wanted to end this one today too.. 30 miles each way, with probably less than 20 words spoken by all.

Doug Mackay    DMP wrote:

hahaha, we drive on the  cobbled footpath haha.

Well, the Brits and the French drive on the sidewalk.. it must be hereditary.

raveneyes wrote:
so......not funny enough?

Still downloading

John Jebbia wrote:

Still downloading

Sorry...the DSL line you know...

I really need to mirror that section up to my server, but I don't feel like wasting the bandwidth I guess.

Brandy Engle wrote:
That's a naive assumption.

What?  Catch up to the conversation kiddo

raveneyes wrote:
What?  Catch up to the conversation kiddo

Yeah.. We're making fun of Aussies & Brits now.

John Jebbia wrote:

I sorta wanted to end this one today too.. 30 miles each way, with probably less than 20 words spoken by all.

John, next time put the car in reverse, stare out the back window reciting "I'm Keiser Sose". That should spark something.

Eli Anthony wrote:
John, next time put the car in reverse, stare out the back window reciting "I'm Keiser Sose". That should spark something.

How about, "This looks good. No one should find you here."

raveneyes wrote:
What?  Catch up to the conversation kiddo

But you all said you suck. Why would I want to join?

*EDIT/NOTE: and notice how I'm here now. ho ho ho.*

John Jebbia wrote:
How about, "This looks good. No one should find you here."

LMAO.

Sorry, I was ghosting the thread.

John Jebbia wrote:

Well, the Brits and the French drive on the sidewalk.. it must be hereditary.

john, we are now at least able to drive ,previously we shuffled aimlessly behind john howard as he licked other poli"s  bottoms.

Eli Anthony wrote:

John Jebbia wrote:
I sorta wanted to end this one today too.. 30 miles each way, with probably less than 20 words spoken by all.

John, next time put the car in reverse, stare out the back window reciting "I'm Keiser Sose". That should spark something.

You know...I've never hated anyone enough to do this, but it would be hilarious...I might do it to my best friend one day...  Start driving...any old direction...while your intended target is in the passenger seat.  Keep going until they finally ask where you're going or you reach an ocean.

If they successfully wait until you reach an ocean they've won...turn around go home and treat them to dinner.

If they ask at any time where you're going, stop the car IMMEDIATELY...wherever you are... and tell them to get out because you are there.  Then leave without them...

John Jebbia wrote:

How about, "This looks good. No one should find you here."

That will definately produce some sort of conversation.

Doug Mackay    DMP wrote:
john, we are now at least able to drive ,previously we shuffled aimlessly behind john howard as he licked other poli"s  bottoms.

What's a poli?

raveneyes wrote:
If they ask at any time where you're going, stop the car IMMEDIATELY...wherever you are... and tell them to get out because you are there.  Then leave without them...

Sounds like a case of "bangbus."

John Jebbia wrote:
Australia's Funniest Home Videos:

WARNING! GRAPHIC, SICK NUDITY AT THIS LINK

http://www.johnjebbia.com/temp/wtf.mpg

Now that's just wrong!