Eli Anthony wrote:
John, next time put the car in reverse, stare out the back window reciting "I'm Keiser Sose". That should spark something.

John Jebbia wrote:
How about, "This looks good. No one should find you here."

Steven Wright - "So, how far do you think your going?"

John Jebbia wrote:

What's a poli?

POLITICIAN.

raveneyes wrote:
You know...I've never hated anyone enough to do this, but it would be hilarious...I might do it to my best friend one day...  Start driving...any old direction...while your intended target is in the passenger seat.  Keep going until they finally ask where you're going or you reach an ocean.

If they successfully wait until you reach an ocean they've won...turn around go home and treat them to dinner.

If they ask at any time where you're going, stop the car IMMEDIATELY...wherever you are... and tell them to get out because you are there.  Then leave without them...

That's f'ing hillarious..

How about this one.
Ever have one of those friends who without fail falls asleep on the road, leaving you with no one to talk to? I had a buddy in college that used to do this. So, one weekend on the way to Reno from Sacramento, i saw one of those tow trucks pulling a semi... you know how they tow them backwards. Well.. I got right up behind this thing and frantically honked my horn, flashed my brights and yelled, "Oh shit! We're gonna die!"

People really do crap themselves when they think their time is up.

John Jebbia wrote:
Australia's Funniest Home Videos:

WARNING! GRAPHIC, SICK NUDITY AT THIS LINK

http://www.johnjebbia.com/temp/wtf.mpg

I didn't know you played the guitar John

John Jebbia wrote:

That's f'ing hillarious..    love it.

How about this one.
Ever have one of those friends who without fail falls asleep on the road, leaving you with no one to talk to? I had a buddy in college that used to do this. So, one weekend on the way to Reno from Sacramento, i saw one of those tow trucks pulling a semi... you know how they tow them backwards. Well.. I got right up behind this thing and frantically honked my horn, flashed my brights and yelled, "Oh shit! We're gonna die!"

People really do crap themselves when they think their time is up.

Craig Thomson wrote:
I didn't know you played the guitar John

That's actually Geddy Lee.. how else could you get that voice.

Brandy Engle wrote:

Sounds like a case of "bangbus."

Isn't that a porn site?

raveneyes wrote:

Isn't that a porn site?

Yeap. all staged of course.

raveneyes wrote:
Isn't that a porn site?

Some people call it art

John Jebbia wrote:

Some people call it art

Yeah it goes under "artistic nudity."

John Jebbia wrote:

That's actually Geddy Lee.. how else could you get that voice.

I was refering to your video clip. in the corner is a guitar.......

Craig Thomson wrote:
I was refering to your video clip. in the corner is a guitar.......

Well, you don't actually think that's me in the vid? I mean, I'm stupid.. but not that stupid.

Craig Thomson wrote:

I was refering to your video clip. in the corner is a guitar.......

Well who ever it is can sing high notes REALLLY well now...(which is what I think John was trying to say)

raveneyes wrote:

Well who ever it is can sing high notes REALLLY well now...(which is what I think John was trying to say)

I'm lost, John's clip was some mouse trap vs. tits and balls. I didn't ahve any sound on. Was it needed?

Craig Thomson wrote:
I'm lost, John's clip was some mouse trap vs. tits and balls. I didn't ahve any sound on. Was it needed?

The dude just said, "Ouch".. you know who Geddy Lee is, right?

raveneyes wrote:
mouse trap vs. tits and balls.

This would make an interesting thread title.

Craig Thomson wrote:

I'm lost, John's clip was some mouse trap vs. tits and balls. I didn't ahve any sound on. Was it needed?

No you don't need sound...

Mouse trap...balls...

What happens when most people hurt their nuts?  They speak or yell in a really high squeaky voice...

High notes...as in signing

Eli Anthony wrote:

Craig Thomson wrote:

raveneyes wrote:
mouse trap vs. tits and balls.

This would make an interesting thread title.

Mousetrap Wins!

John Jebbia wrote:

The dude just said, "Ouch".. you know who Geddy Lee is, right?

Yes, I was born in Toronto and my sister is good friends with Niel Peart's brother

John Jebbia wrote:
That's f'ing hillarious..

How about this one.
Ever have one of those friends who without fail falls asleep on the road, leaving you with no one to talk to? I had a buddy in college that used to do this. So, one weekend on the way to Reno from Sacramento, i saw one of those tow trucks pulling a semi... you know how they tow them backwards. Well.. I got right up behind this thing and frantically honked my horn, flashed my brights and yelled, "Oh shit! We're gonna die!"

People really do crap themselves when they think their time is up.

Not related, but reminded me of the time when I was in highschool in a car with a few friends one night. The driver was notorious for carrying at the very least an ounce of pot on him at any time as well as being stoned every waking moment. I never liked the guy and thought I might pull a prank on him.
I was in the backseat with two other people and we told him there was an undercover cop behind us although it was just a white Caprice.
I told him the cop was calling in his DL plate and asked if he had any pot on him. He started freaking out because of course he did.

So we did the next best thing.. we started shoving imaginary objects under the backseat , we kept looking back at the "cop" and pointing down roads for him to take to "get away" all the things you don't do when there's a cop behind you. This went on for about 20 minutes all the while the poor guy driving was sweating bullets. Finally the Caprice pulled off a side road and we told him it was an 80 year old woman. Not a cop.

Looking back that was a real bitch thing to do, but funny at the time.

Envy wrote:
Not related, but reminded me of the time when I was in highschool in a car with a few friends one night. The driver was notorious for carrying at the very least an ounce of pot on him at any time as well as being stoned every waking moment. I never liked the guy and thought I might pull a prank on him.
I was in the backseat with two other people and we told him there was an undercover cop behind us although it was just a white Caprice.
I told him the cop was calling in his DL plate and asked if he had any pot on him. He started freaking out because of course he did.

So we did the next best thing.. we started shoving imaginary objects under the backseat , we kept looking back at the "cop" and pointing down roads for him to take to "get away" all the things you don't do when there's a cop behind you. This went on for about 20 minutes all the while the poor guy driving was sweating bullets. Finally the Caprice pulled off a side road and we told him it was an 80 year old woman. Not a cop.

Looking back that was a real bitch thing to do, but funny at the time.

At least he didn't throw it all out the window!

John Jebbia wrote:
At least he didn't throw it all out the window!

Good point.

raveneyes wrote:
It's odd, but this whole thread has been about traffic and pain...

How the heck did that happen?

Doug's fault.. Maybe a moderator should move it to Off Topic

John Jebbia wrote:

Doug's fault.. Maybe a moderator should move it to Off Topic

I'm surprised... MHana is around right now...and he loves moving and locking...

I thought he was just waiting till later.

raveneyes wrote:
I'm surprised... MHana is around right now...and he loves moving and locking...

I thought he was just waiting till later.

Although, this is "General Mayhem"

The Don Mon wrote:
run forrest run

Sounds like a tagline for pantyhose for really hairy people.

John Jebbia wrote:

The Don Mon wrote:
run forrest run

Sounds like a tagline for pantyhose for really hairy people.

A line of adult diapers for retired lumber jacks?

raveneyes wrote:
A line of adult diapers for retired lumber jacks?

Don't they just shit in the woods?

John Jebbia wrote:

Don't they just shit in the woods?

Yes but when they need to shit in the woods....

run forest run.....

Rabid Monkey Production wrote:
Why did I just read this entire thread?

Why did I even respond?

...

Bored like the rest of us?  Nothing on TV?  Shot the TV?

Rabid Monkey Production wrote:
Why did I just read this entire thread?

Why did I even respond?

...

If you kept reading, you must have been intrigued.

John Jebbia wrote:

If you kept reading, you must have been intrigued.

Not sure if "intrigued" would be the word I used...and I'm thinking the reason I posted was just so I could get some of that credibility for being on the forums ;P

Rabid Monkey Production wrote:
Not sure if "intrigued" would be the word I used...and I'm thinking the reason I posted was just so I could get some of that credibility for being on the forums ;P

Ami is hot.. Hook a brother up, Man!

Rabid Monkey Production wrote:
I would be glad to...if she were still in AZ, and still interested in modelling (she has this thing with getting head-case boyfriends who want to control her...still after the "bad boys" I guess)...

She's neither - and I've yet to find her equal. I've spent the last week on this site, the other modelling place, and even on deviantart, trying to find a new Ami...

Well, aint that a bitch!