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Photographer

Ed the Healer

Posts: 2384

Addison, Alabama, US

Click Hamilton wrote:
OK, now I have a serious question:

What if, in the normal course of natural events between grown men and women, who are consenting adults, ...

... what if a man who happens to be a photographer wants to invite a woman who he finds to be attractive, who happens to be a model, to enjoy some proper companionship with him, which might be in the form of sex?

How should a gentleman suggest this properly to a lady, in such a way as to avoid a MOD stepping in to moderate?

Am I doomed to always run the risk of having a sincere gesture of friendly sexual relations broadcast here as a vile act of perversion?

Just curious.

(I know, the answer lies in the fact of whether the woman is interested in him, thinks he's hot or not, wants something from him such as money or celebrity or a print ad, etc.)




Normal Human Man seeks Normal Human Woman

(and yes, I ran my spell-checker this time for Stacy)

Please see my post above ^

Dec 26 06 09:07 pm Link

Model

StacyJack

Posts: 2297

New Orleans, Louisiana, US

Click Hamilton wrote:
OK, now I have a serious question:

What if, in the normal course of natural events between grown men and women, who are consenting adults, ...

... what if a man who happens to be a photographer wants to invite a woman who he finds to be attractive, who happens to be a model, to enjoy some proper companionship with him, which might be in the form of sex?

How should a gentleman suggest this properly to a lady, in such a way as to avoid a MOD stepping in to moderate?

Am I doomed to always run the risk of having a sincere gesture of friendly sexual relations broadcast here as a vile act of perversion?

Just curious.

(I know, the answer lies in the fact of whether the woman is interested in him, thinks he's hot or not, wants something from him such as money or celebrity or a print ad, etc.)




Normal Human Man seeks Normal Human Woman

(and yes, I ran my spell-checker this time for Stacy)

if I remember correctly from the "professional Fashion Fotographers"  that used to be on this site, you get their IM address and hit on them there.

Dec 26 06 09:09 pm Link

Model

Kaitlin Lara

Posts: 6467

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

UnoMundo Photography wrote:

But , you dont eat much !

Lol...bull...ask Jon Mmmayhem about the 3 plates full of dinner I had at his apartment last time we hung out.

Dec 26 06 09:10 pm Link

Photographer

Jeff Fiore

Posts: 9225

Brooklyn, New York, US

Ed Goodwin Photography wrote:

A great woman with very bad skin once said, "These things must be done delicately..."  (10 points for the first person to identify that woman)

Just respond to the guy, tell him that you indeed please your photographers sexually...beyond their wildest dreams.  Tell him how turned on his email has made you and that you would like to "f his stops" and "finger his command dial."  Invite him to your place for a "special shoot" then when he gets there, have a bunch of your friends beat the crap out of him.  That's the only way these guys will learn.

Nah! Kerri is very capable of stomping him herself.

Dec 26 06 09:12 pm Link

Photographer

Mgaphoto

Posts: 4982

San Diego, California, US

MM master photographer!

Dec 26 06 09:13 pm Link

Photographer

Click Hamilton

Posts: 36555

San Diego, California, US

Ed Goodwin Photography wrote:
Please see my post above ^

Which part? .. identifying a woman or beating the crap out of someone?

Dec 26 06 09:13 pm Link

Photographer

UnoMundo

Posts: 47532

Olympia, Washington, US

Click Hamilton wrote:

So Click, how do you get a model to sit on your head ?
without being pervy.

When I ask a question like that, women run away screaming.

Dec 26 06 09:15 pm Link

Photographer

Click Hamilton

Posts: 36555

San Diego, California, US

It's art


Now that I think about it, women  seem to always be sitting on me.
I can't tell you why.

https://k41.pbase.com/o4/58/623858/1/60932396.2006052712263w.jpg

https://i5.pbase.com/o5/58/623858/1/68247308.6IBKlJDl.200610081087w.jpg

18+
http://www.pbase.com/click_hamilton/image/69585952
http://www.pbase.com/click_hamilton/image/60904651

Dec 26 06 09:15 pm Link

Photographer

SKPhoto

Posts: 25784

Newark, California, US

Click Hamilton wrote:
It's art

Nah, getting a woman to sit on your head is gymnastics.

Making love is art.

Dec 26 06 09:19 pm Link

Model

Kaitlin Lara

Posts: 6467

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Click Hamilton wrote:
It's art


Now that I think about it, women  seem to always be sitting on me.
I can't tell you why.

https://k41.pbase.com/o4/58/623858/1/60932396.2006052712263w.jpg

https://i5.pbase.com/o5/58/623858/1/68247308.6IBKlJDl.200610081087w.jpg

18+
http://www.pbase.com/click_hamilton/image/69585952

I'd sit on you anyday smile

Dec 26 06 09:25 pm Link

Photographer

Click Hamilton

Posts: 36555

San Diego, California, US

Kaitlin Lara wrote:
I'd sit on you anyday smile

Kaitlin, you can count on it.

I think this should be the launch of a new genre of photos --- models sitting on their photographers

Dec 26 06 09:28 pm Link

Photographer

Tampa Glamour

Posts: 22

Tampa, Florida, US

Jeff Fiore wrote:

Nah! Kerri is very capable of stomping him herself.

Kerri has martial arts training, but if she needed some help to kick some %$#@, there would be a lot of volunteers to help her out. Jeff and I would be on the top of that list.

Dec 26 06 09:31 pm Link

Photographer

UnoMundo

Posts: 47532

Olympia, Washington, US

Click Hamilton wrote:

Kaitlin, you can count on it.

I think this should be the launch of a new genre of photos --- models sitting on their photographers

Jan 2nd, I am working for Click.

Dec 26 06 09:35 pm Link

Photographer

Click Hamilton

Posts: 36555

San Diego, California, US

UnoMundo Photography wrote:
Jan 2nd, I am working for Click.

No, .. wait!

I'll be on vacation from Jan 2 - 12.

Free after that.

I'm always free.

Dec 26 06 09:37 pm Link

Photographer

Jeff Fiore

Posts: 9225

Brooklyn, New York, US

njglamour wrote:

Kerri has martial arts training, but if she needed some help to kick some %$#@, there would be a lot of volunteers to help her out. Jeff and I would be on the top of that list.

The martial arts training was a surprise for any pervs!

Yes, definitely top of the list! There are plenty of photographers out there that know her and wouldn't hesitate to volunteer.

Dec 26 06 09:40 pm Link

Photographer

Blue Hen Studios Photography

Posts: 673

Newark, Delaware, US

What an A**!  Just utterly stupid and unprofessional in every way...

Dec 26 06 09:41 pm Link

Photographer

Luminos

Posts: 6065

Columbia, Maryland, US

Ed Goodwin Photography wrote:
A great woman with very bad skin once said, "These things must be done delicately..."  (10 points for the first person to identify that woman)

Margaret Hamilton in "Wizard of Oz" as the Wicked Witch of the West.

Dec 26 06 09:46 pm Link

Photographer

UnoMundo

Posts: 47532

Olympia, Washington, US

CEM Photography wrote:
What an A**!  Just utterly stupid and unprofessional in every way...

just never post when you drunk. Tomorrow he will wake up and read his mail and go "oh shit"

Dec 26 06 09:47 pm Link

Photographer

Wicked Illusion

Posts: 138

Woodland, California, US

some people just have no tact....

Dec 26 06 09:48 pm Link

Photographer

- null -

Posts: 4576

kerri taylor wrote:
so i was just checking my email and this PERV sent me this email.. so not cool.. (i deletedd his name for the forum posting..) sad

Subject: hi


12/26/06 8:03 AM
do you please your photographer in every aspect? sexually to? be honest.

Obviously he's a deranged individual. Look at your portfolio! You're hot and naked all over the place. How could you NOT be sexually pleasing?

Yeah, I can't blame you for being offended. Does he even need to ask? Sheesh! I bet a lover who is with you has more fun than a pedophile clown at a day care!

Dec 26 06 09:49 pm Link

Photographer

Luminos

Posts: 6065

Columbia, Maryland, US

kerri taylor wrote:
so i was just checking my email and this PERV sent me this email.. so not cool.. (i deletedd his name for the forum posting..) sad

Subject: hi


12/26/06 8:03 AM
do you please your photographer in every aspect? sexually to? be honest.

1)  Block him,

2)  Report him to a moderator,

3)  Forget it.

If you shed too many emotions on the unworthy, you will only go gray early.

Dec 26 06 09:49 pm Link

Photographer

Luminos

Posts: 6065

Columbia, Maryland, US

UnoMundo Photography wrote:
just never post when you drunk. Tomorrow he will wake up and read his mail and go "oh shit"

Computers need to come with built in fingerprint scanners and breathalizers.

Dec 26 06 09:50 pm Link

Photographer

Jeff Fiore

Posts: 9225

Brooklyn, New York, US

Luminos wrote:

1)  Block him,

2)  Report him to a moderator,

3)  Forget it.

If you shed too many emotions on the unworthy, you will only go gray early.

Believe me, she is not shedding too many emotions over this.

Dec 26 06 09:53 pm Link

Model

Jael M

Posts: 695

Houston, Texas, US

...Stacy wrote:

if it was an mm email, just report him before the dumbass writes to me (or anyone else) and I have to  kill him.

Amen

Dec 26 06 09:59 pm Link

Photographer

Click Hamilton

Posts: 36555

San Diego, California, US

E|||B wrote:
Obviously he's a deranged individual. Look at your portfolio! You're hot and naked all over the place. How could you NOT be sexually pleasing?

Yeah, I can't blame you for being offended. Does he even need to ask? Sheesh! I bet a lover who is with you has more fun than a pedophile clown at a day care!

How can you suggest that the OP actually has sex and pleases anyone?

She's a model! Shame on you!

Bite your tongue or I'll call a MOD on you!


... no, ... wait ....

Dec 26 06 10:13 pm Link

Photographer

David Velez

Posts: 626

New York, New York, US

Funny that above this post on the main page are the threads "best breasts" and "best legs"
alert indeed lol

Dec 26 06 10:18 pm Link

Model

Jael M

Posts: 695

Houston, Texas, US

UnoMundo Photography wrote:

So Click, how do you get a model to sit on your head ?
without being pervy.

When I ask a question like that, women run away screaming.

lol....

Dec 26 06 10:19 pm Link

Photographer

Click Hamilton

Posts: 36555

San Diego, California, US

David (6of7) wrote:
Funny that above this post on the main page are the threads "best breasts" and "best legs"
alert indeed lol

haha

get rid of the pervs around here and MM would collapse

Dec 26 06 10:20 pm Link

Photographer

Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54196

Buena Park, California, US

Click Hamilton wrote:

Kaitlin, you can count on it.

I think this should be the launch of a new genre of photos --- models sitting on their photographers

I'm in!!

Dec 26 06 10:39 pm Link

Photographer

MF productions

Posts: 2064

San Jose, California, US

Click Hamilton wrote:

haha

get rid of the pervs around here and MM would collapse

very true haha

Dec 26 06 10:43 pm Link

Model

Savvy1007

Posts: 796

I'm single... lol... just kidding...

Dec 26 06 10:45 pm Link

Photographer

Merlyn Magic Photo

Posts: 4361

Long Beach, California, US

Click Hamilton wrote:
Lots of hookers model too.

Why, even with the inflated rates for the self-absorbed models here, I'd think that prostitution would pay better than modeling.

Dec 26 06 10:56 pm Link

Photographer

Jose Luis

Posts: 2890

Dallas, Texas, US

It wasnt me!

Dec 26 06 11:00 pm Link

Model

Claire Elizabeth

Posts: 1550

Exton, Pennsylvania, US

Just tell the mods and he will disappear.

Dec 26 06 11:01 pm Link

Model

Jael M

Posts: 695

Houston, Texas, US

Jose Luis wrote:
It wasnt me!

liar.....

Dec 26 06 11:03 pm Link

Photographer

Shadowscape Studio

Posts: 2512

MARCELL, Minnesota, US

As the OP has never responded after the orig post, even after being asked lots of questions, I would guess she has accomplished her task of getting people to look at her port.

Dec 26 06 11:03 pm Link

Model

Uber Dami

Posts: 5551

New Haven, Connecticut, US

UnoMundo Photography wrote:

Uber D, no one is going to mess with you.

damn right, because people know i am not afraid to fight

Dec 26 06 11:04 pm Link

Photographer

Merlyn Magic Photo

Posts: 4361

Long Beach, California, US

Click Hamilton wrote:
I think this should be the launch of a new genre of photos --- models sitting on their photographers

In the right outfits with the right props, some would call that porn...and others would pay top dollar for it!

Dec 26 06 11:20 pm Link

Photographer

Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54196

Buena Park, California, US

UnoMundo Photography wrote:

Offer food... once you accept food...you are sold.

Lots of girls are behind on the payments then.  I almost always feed them.

Dec 26 06 11:34 pm Link

Model

Nemesis73

Posts: 2442

Dayton, Alabama, US

I have that problem ("I'll fly you out to AZ if I can lick your feet and take photos of them") on musecube since anyone can email me there ... here I don't have that prob. yet.

N.

Dec 26 06 11:41 pm Link