July 16, 2011 11:34am ‘J Bella’, I’m not going to ask if that’s your ‘Juicy Double’. I mean: It wouldn’t make sense to inquire about the obvious. However, I will ask if you need a belt or do you prefer to fill out your denim naturally? Do you like the snugness of organic matter? Do you prefer to let the fabric ride around your waist? Would you prefer if I read you the ‘Miranda Warning’ or do you want me to go ahead and put on the handcuffs? Oh YES; I did come to ARREST; but I wasn’t anticipating that you were going to be this cooperative? You do have the right to remain SILENT; but you can let your body talk. Oh, by the way; I will be taking the long way back to the precinct...!
