October 03, 2009 6:49am You am damn right I like to watch you sippin' wine in that ther fridge. I like to sit there in my Sunday overalls and eat me a Circus Peanut omelet and huffin' cleanin' chemicals from unner the sink and watch you drinkin' wine and sambuca and whatnot while you am chained up in the fridge. When the police done came by going door to door through my neck of the woods and showing that pitcher of you and askin if anyone have done seen you, I tell them, "Yes, I done seen her pitcher on the tee-vee. She looks REAL purty. REAL naice too. In fact, I got her chained up in mah fridge." They done laughed and told me to call the police if I ever see hide or hair of you. Police sure am schtoopit.
