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Photographer

Arizona Shoots

Posts: 28822

Phoenix, Arizona, US

Preemptive message for the moderators. (and a little entertainment for everyone else)

https://modelmayhem.com/posts.php?threa … 128&page=1

I got an e-mail response to one of my casting calls. Looked at her port and thought she'd work. Read her profile and it said, "ABSOLUTELY NO NUDES! PLEASE DON'T ASK"

My casting call specifically states that nudity is required. So, I pointed out the inconsistency with her profile. Just to make certain it was something she was truly interested in.

I get back,

"NO! CAN'T YOU READ? I DON'T SHOOT NUDE. YOU'VE BEEN REPORTED!"

So, I'm just letting the mods know, preemptively, that it wasn't my fault.

Some of you people are really weird!

Dec 13 06 07:10 pm Link

Model

Jessalyn

Posts: 21433

Denver, Colorado, US

ROFL

dumb broad

Dec 13 06 07:10 pm Link

Model

little apple blossom

Posts: 7617

MCMINNVILLE, Oregon, US

lol

Dec 13 06 07:11 pm Link

Model

Stacy

Posts: 2505

Englewood, Florida, US

That's funny stuff. I guess she didn't read the casting.

Dec 13 06 07:13 pm Link

Photographer

C R Photography

Posts: 3594

Pleasanton, California, US

John Jebbia wrote:
Some of you people are really weird!

"Some?"

Dec 13 06 07:13 pm Link

Photographer

Mikel Featherston

Posts: 11103

San Diego, California, US

Reading... it's not just for breakfast any more.

Dec 13 06 07:14 pm Link

Model

Shyly

Posts: 3870

Pasadena, California, US

That's awesome.

Dec 13 06 07:15 pm Link

Photographer

Travis Price

Posts: 1245

New York, New York, US

seams like a misunderstanding is all.

Dec 13 06 07:15 pm Link

Photographer

Yerkes Photography

Posts: 459

Kingston, New York, US

Jessalyn wrote:
ROFL

dumb broad

shouldnt you be studing for finals ????
lol

Dec 13 06 07:15 pm Link

Model

Jessalyn

Posts: 21433

Denver, Colorado, US

you know what's REALLY funny is that I was going to respond to your casting call with something like "Hi John! I'm interested! But I live 5,000 miles away, I want you to pay for my escort, I don't do nudes, and I have a contagious disease the doctor's can't diagnose! PM if I fit the bill!" but thought it might ruin the integrity of your thread.

lol

Dec 13 06 07:15 pm Link

Model

Jessalyn

Posts: 21433

Denver, Colorado, US

Yerkes Photography wrote:

shouldnt you be studing for finals ????
lol

I only have 1 more and it's on Friday tongue

Dec 13 06 07:16 pm Link

Model

Stacy

Posts: 2505

Englewood, Florida, US

Maybe I should put "I dont do nudes" on my profile... that'll throw people for a loop.

j.k I wouldn't really do that.

Dec 13 06 07:17 pm Link

Photographer

Arizona Shoots

Posts: 28822

Phoenix, Arizona, US

Jessalyn wrote:
you know what's REALLY funny is that I was going to respond to your casting call with something like "Hi John! I'm interested! But I live 5,000 miles away, I want you to pay for my escort, I don't do nudes, and I have a contagious disease the doctor's can't diagnose! PM if I fit the bill!" but thought it might ruin the integrity of your thread.

lol

I've got better plans for you.

Dec 13 06 07:17 pm Link

Photographer

Arizona Shoots

Posts: 28822

Phoenix, Arizona, US

Stacy wrote:
Maybe I should put "I dont do nudes" on my profile... that'll throw people for a loop.

j.k I wouldn't really do that.

Some really confused people actually do that. It's true. I've seen it.

Dec 13 06 07:17 pm Link

Photographer

Arizona Shoots

Posts: 28822

Phoenix, Arizona, US

6 more posts till 5000

Dec 13 06 07:18 pm Link

Photographer

Arizona Shoots

Posts: 28822

Phoenix, Arizona, US

And wtf? Jessalyn. You've been on here for 1/8th of the time as me and have almost as many posts.. WTF?

Dec 13 06 07:18 pm Link

Photographer

Rick Bouthiette

Posts: 85

Candia, New Hampshire, US

It's funny how you could be banned for something like that but for the other person there is no recourse for being a jack-a**.

I had the same type of thing happen. I was corresponding with a model about doing dome possible implied nudes or maybe just some stuff with a seductive tone by using creative lighting. She asked if i could show her what I meant. I told her I could email her some samples but all I had were nudes to show. I told her ignore the fact that they are nudes and just check out what I mean about the lighting. I emailed them...she wrote back "I don't do nudes!' I replied to her email, she never responded.

People are weird.

Dec 13 06 07:19 pm Link

Model

Jessalyn

Posts: 21433

Denver, Colorado, US

John Jebbia wrote:
And wtf? Jessalyn. You've been on here for 1/8th of the time as me and have almost as many posts.. WTF?

HAHAHAHAHAAH I was thinking the same thing last week but I didn't say anything.

Dec 13 06 07:19 pm Link

Photographer

Michael Kirst

Posts: 3231

Los Angeles, California, US

John Jebbia wrote:
Preemptive message for the moderators. (and a little entertainment for everyone else)

I got an e-mail response to one of my casting calls. Looked at her port and thought she'd work. Read her profile and it said, "ABSOLUTELY NO NUDES! PLEASE DON'T ASK"

My casting call specifically states that nudity is required. So, I pointed out the inconsistency with her profile. Just to make certain it was something she was truly interested in.

I get back,

"NO! CAN'T YOU READ? I DON'T SHOOT NUDE. YOU'VE BEEN REPORTED!"

So, I'm just letting the mods know, preemptively, that it wasn't my fault.

Some of you people are really weird!

LOL, she asked "Can't you read", when she obviously DIDN'T read the frickin casting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She wasn't blonde, was she? big_smile

Dec 13 06 07:20 pm Link

Photographer

digital Artform

Posts: 49326

Los Angeles, California, US

You've been reported for what, exactly?

Dec 13 06 07:20 pm Link

Photographer

Yerkes Photography

Posts: 459

Kingston, New York, US

Jessalyn wrote:

I only have 1 more and it's on Friday tongue

congrats ... im gonna send a story to your email , look for it ...

Dec 13 06 07:20 pm Link

Model

Shyly

Posts: 3870

Pasadena, California, US

I kind of wish she really would report you, but she is depriving me of my evening's entertainment.

*foot stamp*

Dec 13 06 07:20 pm Link

Model

Jessalyn

Posts: 21433

Denver, Colorado, US

Yerkes Photography wrote:

congrats ... im gonna send a story to your email , look for it ...

oooh more stories! Leo Chan emailed me a story earlier this evening. it was a hoot.

Dec 13 06 07:21 pm Link

Photographer

Arizona Shoots

Posts: 28822

Phoenix, Arizona, US

Shyly wrote:
I kind of wish she really would report you, but she is depriving me of my evening's entertainment.

*foot stamp*

I take that as confirmation that this was an empty threat?

Dec 13 06 07:22 pm Link

Photographer

Yerkes Photography

Posts: 459

Kingston, New York, US

Jessalyn wrote:

oooh more stories! Leo Chan emailed me a story earlier this evening. it was a hoot.

mine probably not quite as hot ... but maybe ... wink

Dec 13 06 07:22 pm Link

Photographer

Arizona Shoots

Posts: 28822

Phoenix, Arizona, US

Michael Kirst wrote:
LOL, she asked "Can't you read", when she obviously DIDN'T read the frickin casting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She wasn't blonde, was she? big_smile

As a matter of fact...

Dec 13 06 07:23 pm Link

Model

Shyly

Posts: 3870

Pasadena, California, US

John Jebbia wrote:
I take that as confirmation that this was an empty threat?

Either that, or some other zippy moderator already handled it and closed the CAM thread so I can't find it.

Dec 13 06 07:23 pm Link

Photographer

4C 41 42

Posts: 11093

Nashville, Tennessee, US

That's it... this is totaly offensive.   You've all been reported!

Dec 13 06 07:24 pm Link

Photographer

Arizona Shoots

Posts: 28822

Phoenix, Arizona, US

LarryB wrote:
That's it... this is totaly offensive.   You've all been reported!

I just reported you back!

Dec 13 06 07:37 pm Link

Model

Mia Mali

Posts: 1638

Los Angeles, California, US

You should ask her if they teach models how to read at Barbizon.

Dec 13 06 07:42 pm Link

Photographer

Lightwave Photography

Posts: 585

Honolulu, Hawaii, US

That is a case of "When Bimbos Attack-soon to be a major TV Series.

Classic BWC(Bimbo With Cellphone) Syndrome

Dec 13 06 10:14 pm Link

Artist/Painter

Photosculpt

Posts: 127

Ocean City, Maryland, US

Gosh...this is just too funny.  But I had one question, how do you "studing" for an exam.  Is that some sort of medical procedure?  ( tongue planted firmly in cheek.)

Dec 13 06 10:18 pm Link

Model

Fifi

Posts: 58134

Gainesville, Florida, US

John Jebbia wrote:
Preemptive message for the moderators. (and a little entertainment for everyone else)

https://modelmayhem.com/posts.php?threa … 128&page=1

I got an e-mail response to one of my casting calls. Looked at her port and thought she'd work. Read her profile and it said, "ABSOLUTELY NO NUDES! PLEASE DON'T ASK"

My casting call specifically states that nudity is required. So, I pointed out the inconsistency with her profile. Just to make certain it was something she was truly interested in.

I get back,

"NO! CAN'T YOU READ? I DON'T SHOOT NUDE. YOU'VE BEEN REPORTED!"

So, I'm just letting the mods know, preemptively, that it wasn't my fault.

Some of you people are really weird!

One of the many geniuses here on MM.... Brilliant!

Dec 13 06 10:19 pm Link

Photographer

4C 41 42

Posts: 11093

Nashville, Tennessee, US

LarryB wrote:
That's it... this is totaly offensive.   You've all been reported!

John Jebbia wrote:
I just reported you back!

Crap!!

Dec 13 06 10:22 pm Link

Photographer

UnoMundo

Posts: 47532

Olympia, Washington, US

John Jebbia wrote:

As a matter of fact...

and from Texas.

Dec 13 06 10:22 pm Link

Model

Lelah G

Posts: 956

Inglewood, California, US

That goes also for the nimrods who post to casting call threads after the OP states "if you are interested, do not respond here, please contact me personally."  I can't count how many times I've seen folks say "I'm interested" after the post clearly displays an email address through which to contact the casting director.

I think people get extra excited and say "oh boy, I fit the model description they're looking for!!!"  My goodness, where'd Hooked on Phonics go?

Dec 13 06 10:27 pm Link

Photographer

UnoMundo

Posts: 47532

Olympia, Washington, US

this is a job for DanielaV....she has been appointed to slap each model that does NOT read the casting call.

Dec 13 06 10:29 pm Link

Photographer

SKPhoto

Posts: 25784

Newark, California, US

John Jebbia wrote:
Some of you people are really weird!

Let me fix that for you - Some of you people are morons.  Before trying to communicate with anyone, let alone trying to function in society, learn how to read, and develop an attention span that can be measured in something greater than fractions of a second.  And while your at it, watch who you threaten and with what because you know there are a lot of people out there who would just as soon stick a knife in you as look at you.  Now go crawl back under your rock.


I know, my version is wordier.  Much more satisfying though.

Dec 13 06 10:33 pm Link

Model

Alix Andrea

Posts: 3035

Los Angeles, California, US

John Jebbia wrote:
Preemptive message for the moderators. (and a little entertainment for everyone else)

https://modelmayhem.com/posts.php?threa … 128&page=1

I got an e-mail response to one of my casting calls. Looked at her port and thought she'd work. Read her profile and it said, "ABSOLUTELY NO NUDES! PLEASE DON'T ASK"

My casting call specifically states that nudity is required. So, I pointed out the inconsistency with her profile. Just to make certain it was something she was truly interested in.

I get back,

"NO! CAN'T YOU READ? I DON'T SHOOT NUDE. YOU'VE BEEN REPORTED!"

So, I'm just letting the mods know, preemptively, that it wasn't my fault.

Some of you people are really weird!

Wow...hellllloooo, slow people....

Dec 13 06 10:34 pm Link

Model

Lelah G

Posts: 956

Inglewood, California, US

SKPhoto wrote:

Let me fix that for you - Some of you people are morons.  Before trying to communicate with anyone, let alone trying to function in society, learn how to read, and develop an attention span that can be measured in something greater than fractions of a second.  And while your at it, watch who you threaten and with what because you know there are a lot of people out there who would just as soon stick a knife in you as look at you.  Now go crawl back under your rock.


I know, my version is wordier.  Much more satisfying though.

BULLS-EYE!!  wink

Dec 13 06 10:38 pm Link