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Dear Allah the Merciful Buddha, Jehovah, 42 Duncan McLeod Ming the Merciless Rev. Ike Odin Zeus Anansi Be merciless, wipe this scourge off the planet MM. Banish cell phone photo hotties, they have the devil seed and demand hourly rates. Strike down the next infidel that says her grandma died. Slay the next GWC who issues the next "bend over and smile " command. Bring locusts on the the "I dont have your CD yet" liars Crackheads walk the land in guise of models...vulcanize them Exile to Sodom those whose ass is butta than the face Stylists are mean in spirit heal them. Remove the right hand of the fornicators who can buy a $5000 camera and ask what is WB? Remove the tongue of those of give shitty advice..forgive the swearing Odin. Now I lay me down to sleep. We need urgent appeals to your extra-terrestial to create EdeNirvana; the land of Good and Focused. Dec 04 06 12:12 am Link and bleach my brain...just incase I remember any. Dec 04 06 12:18 am Link The short version: Let us Pray the Model Mayhemers Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this internet model and guide my camera hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a model's place. Dec 04 06 12:21 am Link awesome! here's my version you might have to have religious education to get the nuances.... OUR TYLER WHO ART IN CYBERSPACE - FLORIDA WE ALL THINK YOU'RE TOPS THY MM THRIVE THY PAGES BE EFFECTIVE AND FUNNY HERE - AS they is IN THE PIT GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY FORUMS AND FORGIVE THOSE IN THE BRIG AS WE FORGIVE 'FLAKES' WHO HAVE LIED ABOUT US ALL OVER THE INTERNET AND LEAD US NOT TO brain dead cell phone hotties OR GWC AND FORGIVE US OUR stupid JOKES, REQUESTS FOR HINTS, COMMENTS, TERRIBLE PHOTOSHOPPING, sexual frustrations, OVER EXPOSURE...and MEAN-NESS for "I will send you your CD " lies is not acceptable and Crackheads walking in Guise of models...need exterminating and HERE are the Creative dreamers, the Art directors, Stylists, the Wardrode, Hair and MAKE UP FOR EVER AND EVER ( swearing aside ) AMEN Dec 04 06 12:41 am Link so when do we put in our Anus Dei's? Dec 04 06 12:42 am Link next to your Horribilis? Dec 04 06 12:43 am Link Star wrote: you have been banned from eating Angus beef ever. so let it be written. Dec 04 06 01:07 am Link Anjel Britt wrote: This comparison of Tyler to the Big Guy in the sky is sacrilege. Heresy. But he is prophet who needs to spend his 40 days in the wilderness. 40 days in Boca will cleanse his soul. Dec 04 06 01:40 am Link James Jackson wrote: That sounds like a Pimp hand is strong prayer. Dec 04 06 11:43 am Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: It *is* an only mildly modified version of that, yes. Dec 04 06 11:51 am Link * heathens all * thats why the thing is the shits. No praying ! Dec 04 06 08:43 pm Link fantastic, just in time for the holiday season. Dec 04 06 08:48 pm Link My new favorite thread  Dec 04 06 08:53 pm Link Madcitychel wrote: Russkiye mol'ats'a k Sputniku. Dec 04 06 08:56 pm Link We Discordians seldom pray. It is much too dangerous. But if you're feeling lucky, try this one: "God, grant me the strength to shoot the images I can, the serenity to not shoot the images I shouldn't, and wisdom always to know the difference." M Dec 05 06 07:59 am Link |
