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Cute names for body parts... just for fun
So, granted, I'm immature but I still hate using adult names for body parts. Like I can't imagine saying "Marcia, towards the camera a bit. Let's show a little vagina in this one". :-) But, I could do "Jan, turn towards the camera a bit. Let's show a little snoopy in this one". Or "Cindy, turn towards the camera a bit. Let's show a little monkey in this one". See, in my house a monkey is one that hasn't been shaved and you guessed it, a snoopy is one that has been shaved. I can't take credit for these names nor shall I be blamed for them. My wife came up with them. Now that I have shared way too much information, anybody wanna share their fun names for body parts that have stupid grown up names? And this doesn't have to just about girl parts. For example; "Hey Bob, let's go ahead and raise that left leg a little bit to let those testicles shine through". See, pretty stupid sounding, huh? Well, I guess that would sound kinda stupid even if you do have a cute name for them. (Ever wonder if you're going to regret something right before you push the "new thread" button? :-O Oh well. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Dec 02 06 03:17 pm Link naughty bits Dec 02 06 03:31 pm Link Mommy parts ! Dec 02 06 03:35 pm Link Rich Drinkard wrote: Ha! Priceless!!! I'm totally stealing that! Dec 02 06 03:35 pm Link nanner Dec 02 06 03:36 pm Link Jessie's girls.  Dec 02 06 03:37 pm Link Stephen Melvin wrote: rofl Dec 02 06 03:37 pm Link Jessalyn wrote: Isn't a 'nanner' that yellow fruit with a peel on it? Dec 02 06 03:38 pm Link not just animal names. Can i see your pringles. Show me your hot coco sampler Dec 02 06 03:39 pm Link mr winky Dec 02 06 03:47 pm Link Slim & the twins Dec 02 06 03:50 pm Link my grandma used to call a vagina a putty.It was super embarressing. Dec 02 06 03:53 pm Link Of course there's always the famous "London Bridge"... Dec 02 06 05:43 pm Link "pink steel" Dec 02 06 06:03 pm Link When shooting nudes - I always refer to it as a "cookie". Most models laugh at me for that. Dec 02 06 09:07 pm Link "Privies" is a good one to use. And by the way, did no one else catch the "Marcia, Jan, and Cindy" reference in the initial post. I'm so glad you didn't say "Alice"...*shudders*. Dec 02 06 09:17 pm Link Serevende Photography wrote: "Snoopy" is one of my all-time favorites. I first started using that about 13 years ago after seeing it used in a Burton Snowboards catalog for unisex snowpants with a "pecker/snoopy protector" built into them. Bondo Photo wrote: So, Jan was shaved? ... Hot! She was my favorite! Dec 02 06 09:18 pm Link Senior Johanson - Long Story  Dec 02 06 09:55 pm Link Bondo Photo wrote: I thought somebody would hit me for that! I was thinking the MM family were all too young to catch it. Or, my post wasn't nearly as clever as I thought it was. Dec 03 06 01:04 am Link Katy Goldapple wrote: huh?? Dec 03 06 01:44 am Link There's "the Kwan" - cool cuz it works for either sex. I've heard balls referred to as Mr. Happy's Knapsack. Dec 03 06 06:01 am Link "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" by The Bloodhound Gang Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swatter If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove Ooh la la With the pork steeple If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where pronto Dec 03 06 06:09 am Link Taco Dec 03 06 01:10 pm Link Anjel Britt wrote: Dec 03 06 01:11 pm Link Cmon! I'm eating here (and get your minds out of the gutter). Dec 03 06 01:13 pm Link okay luv, time to show us your giblets. now for the egg and bacon shots. put some blood in that spam dagger and we could get a semi lob shot. Dec 03 06 01:20 pm Link Cover the kitty, a bit to much showing. I would never say that personally. Dec 03 06 01:21 pm Link Cho Cha Dec 03 06 08:45 pm Link One model I love working with calls her "bits" a "Soozee." It rather stuck and we use that term regular in the studio. For guys we use "Pedro and the guys." Dec 03 06 08:53 pm Link My 'happy stick'. Dec 03 06 08:55 pm Link flower Dec 03 06 08:56 pm Link "Fiestaland" Dec 03 06 08:57 pm Link philangie for a male and phinunie for a female, wrinkled grommet for the anus. my wife likes jimmy & the twins... Dec 04 06 07:22 pm Link I don't know how it happened....except that we were drunk. But after a certain night on the town, me and my friend started calling our lower girl part 'tuppy'. ha. Dec 04 06 07:24 pm Link Images by Yancy wrote: balls are a marble sack Dec 04 06 07:24 pm Link HerbP wrote: bearded clam Dec 04 06 07:26 pm Link |
