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Best "About Me's" on Model Mayhem?
I'm curious. Who has found great TEXT on some profiles? I don't care about photographs. People always post about great photographs. I'm looking for entertaining "About Me" sections. Biographies that are funny or inspiring or unique or inventive. Pick a few that stand out in your mind. This site tends to focus on the images. That is all well and good for a modeling site. After all, a picture is worth 1000 words. But ... a single word can paint 1000 pictures. So, let's see some of your favorite wordsmiths... Nov 03 06 01:21 am Link I gotta' say Vivid, a model here in Detroit. She's just so darned cute -- her photos and what she's written in her profile. https://www.modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=32477 Vivid is much shorter than she appears. Timid at first, she may bite if threatened. Residing in the middle of a land called "the D", she kicks it out old school and hardcore. She works with synthetic hair and dances out to the synthetic beats by night. But as the sun rises, she goes to school to be a more "profitable" Illustrator/Fine Artist at some College for Creative Studies. Some-where in-between .. she smiles for the camera. High-Ranking member of the [itty-bitty-titty club] She lives for the music -- all kinds [no discrimination, but favors] She survives on toast, meat, and sugar. She needs to be pet. She is in love with latex. Physical Makeup :: 55% coffee / 25% sugar / 20% meat / 5% love Shake well, and evenly bake for 40 min. lather.rinse.repeat --------)> serves YOU on 2-1 odds There's a few more, but I'm tired. I'll find 'em in the morning. Nov 03 06 02:45 am Link Nov 03 06 03:26 am Link Im biased too... Mine I wrote from the heart about alot of wonderful MM people. Nov 03 06 03:41 am Link Rossi Photography wrote: Just checked her out. Yes, that's awesome. Nov 03 06 10:48 am Link I'm a huge fan of Bruce Talbot's. Nov 03 06 10:53 am Link Morton cautiously wonders if he should post what he edited out of his own profile . . . Nov 03 06 11:01 am Link Nov 03 06 11:06 am Link "He should really find better writers to write his bio," he thinks to himself. Nov 03 06 01:08 pm Link And apparently he double posts on occasion. Nov 03 06 01:09 pm Link My own MM "About Me" - seen that?  Kathy Jean > Bio www.kathays.com/index.cfm?mid=1643&action=Forum&open=1 E|||B wrote: Nov 03 06 01:12 pm Link I've though Robert Sanders was pretty cool since the first time he got me to lodge my foot in my mouth.. Thanks to him, I know what "this little pitty" tastes like. Nov 03 06 01:13 pm Link I like W.G.'s...it's just honest and fun and I love the little joke at the end about liking long walks on the beach and stuff  I feel like it truly displays his personality, and that personality seems pretty darn great.Nov 03 06 01:18 pm Link Kaitlin Lara wrote: *blush* Nov 03 06 02:24 pm Link LOL.... As I read the OP's post, WG's and K Lara (Kaitlin's photog page) are the pages that immediately came to mind, and here you both are posting back to back!  CarolineNov 03 06 02:41 pm Link Caroline Ann Martin wrote: My thoughts exactly. I love both of their profiles. Nov 03 06 03:07 pm Link Marko Cecic-Karuzic wrote: And it would appear that he talks in third person. Nov 03 06 03:14 pm Link Nov 03 06 03:17 pm Link Jay Bowman wrote: Tee hee Nov 03 06 03:29 pm Link W.G. Rowland wrote: Bet you thought that was going to be my bio on there huh? Nov 03 06 03:35 pm Link Jay Bowman wrote: Nah.. Yours isn't funny.. Just a bunch of lies and falsehoods.. Nov 03 06 03:47 pm Link Jay Bowman wrote: What's his name? Timm? His profile is lame as hell. Plagarism is NOT too funny. Nov 03 06 03:51 pm Link E|||B wrote: Never said is was original, only that I found it hilarious. I still think it's hilarious. Since I've never heard of the Hugh Gallager essay (thanks for those links, though) I had no point of reference. Though ripping off anybody is pretty jacked up in general, I'll agree. Nov 03 06 04:20 pm Link E|||B wrote: That sucks. I thought it was pretty funny as well (it was, just credit was given to the wrong person). Nov 03 06 04:27 pm Link MMDesign wrote: Crap.. Do I have to retract my Tee Hee, too? Nov 03 06 04:39 pm Link W.G. Rowland wrote: Who said I had anything against assclowns!!? I wouldn't put anything of mine against an assclown! Nov 03 06 05:13 pm Link Mark Anderson's "About Me" has always delighted me with his humor and fresh outlook. https://www.modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=406 Nov 03 06 05:42 pm Link Jay Bowman wrote: Oh, I know. It's not your fault he plagarized someone else. Nov 03 06 09:52 pm Link Nov 03 06 11:09 pm Link I can't think of any off the top of my head, but I like this post!! heh. Nov 03 06 11:16 pm Link mine has been called sassy on more than once occasion.  Nov 03 06 11:19 pm Link E|||B wrote: Wow! You have just inspired me to revisit my profile and put some creativity to the writing ... Nov 03 06 11:32 pm Link mine is just a bunch of brown nosin and ass kissing.... and contains the secret to life as well.... Nov 04 06 06:16 am Link ravens laughter wrote: The secret to life is brown nosing and ass kissing? That's not funny.. It's depressing! Nov 04 06 09:02 am Link Jelloeye... he has a great one.. but i cant remeber his i.d... and yes Vivid is really amusing.... Nov 04 06 09:06 am Link I read W.G.'s and loved it. And after meeting him, it makes more sense. I stole my profile from my alter personality. Does that make me a 'bad' person? Nov 04 06 01:11 pm Link I'm not very good at the About Me stuff, but feel free to take a peek at mine... Nov 04 06 01:17 pm Link Jay Bowman wrote: Haha-i did! But I like yours! Nov 04 06 01:22 pm Link Model # 48934 on OneModelPlace. Very different and inspirational. Nov 04 06 01:55 pm Link michaelo photography wrote: Who cares? This thread is about people on Model Mayhem. Nov 04 06 02:28 pm Link |
