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the model cel phone fund...contributions needed
A year ago I had a model ask me for a cell phone and she would shoot with me. I laughed this off, but I have learned this is absolutely necessary But lately I have a real problem After email I send a phone number... and poof "I dont have a phone" then from those who have phone I get "I have no minutes left can you email me" "I can't call long distance " "text message is 10 cents minute" when shooting: "can I use your phone ? " So I am going to nominate the rich repubs Moyle and Lens to head the contributions to the MM Phone fund. Our intent is to purchase cel phones and plans for a 100 models These phones will ONLY go to models who show boobies *** Mods cannot be on the plan*** Oct 29 06 10:10 am Link ok in my dream you chopped up my phone with your machete so I couldn't call for help. Do I get a new one then? Oct 29 06 10:13 am Link I'll be opening a modeling acc. latter on today . . . I'll be elated to show you my boobies. Oct 29 06 10:15 am Link Noah wrote: If you have boobs, you should consider the operation. Oct 29 06 01:40 pm Link Wow, the greed, the greed. Some poor model is waiting on a phone. Oct 29 06 08:33 pm Link I just found a penny in my bean bag chair. I'll mail it to you. Oct 29 06 08:36 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: You forgot, my phone is off right now and My battery is dead. Oct 29 06 08:37 pm Link "I locked my phone in my car" then you see their keys in their purse. Oct 29 06 08:37 pm Link Jessalyn_54 wrote: But did I do anything to try and stop him or did I just stand there begging you to take off your clothes? Oct 29 06 08:43 pm Link get a phone for Christ sakes. before you buy cigarettes...get a phone again I get.. I would like to shoot..I dont have a phone. Nov 15 06 11:20 am Link John Jebbia wrote: 2nd one Nov 15 06 11:21 am Link I thought the model's escorts were supposed to bring phones. Isn't that why they are there? Nov 15 06 11:25 am Link "Cell" is spelled with 2 Ls.  Nov 15 06 11:26 am Link How about the: "I dropped my phone in the toilet" "My phone just stopped working" "I zapped my sim card and couldn't retrieve your number" "Your number was blocked" "You didn't answer" "I called and got someone else" "I got your answering machine but I don't leave messages" I know there's more... I've heard more... Nov 15 06 11:30 am Link Try smoke signals or two cans with a string. Nov 15 06 11:32 am Link Chip Morton wrote: Then it would be: Nov 15 06 11:37 am Link I'm just about ready to give up my cell phone... it's off for more than half the day and I get annoyed by it the rest of the time.... think of it as a donation. Nov 15 06 11:44 am Link I'll send some money but I'll need to send cash via snail mail. I don't have the internet so I can't send with "paypals" or whatever it is you kids call it. Nov 15 06 11:47 am Link I need a phone. I show boobies Nov 15 06 11:52 am Link Just have a chip implanted into their brains. Then the only excuse is "my head was chopped off in a freak snowmobile accident in Jamaica and I couldn't find my head anywhere." Nov 15 06 11:52 am Link David Scott wrote: I can just imagine hearing that one... Nov 15 06 12:02 pm Link Isabelle Du wrote: If you had a phone, you could have called him up to tell him that. Nov 15 06 12:40 pm Link David Scott wrote: James Jackson wrote: Just keep it up...you'll be getting the bill for my new [coffee-proof] screen and keyboard soon. Nov 15 06 12:42 pm Link This brings new meaning to TFP Time For Phones Nov 15 06 12:43 pm Link Melvin Moten Jr wrote: I could always get you a sneeze guard for it... Nov 15 06 12:55 pm Link E-mail: "My phone is broken. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to take this call..." Nov 15 06 12:57 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: Hahahaha! Awwww, I dont get one? Nov 15 06 03:05 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: what if I just flash you my boobies? you saw the cusp of it in another picture! isn't that enough??? Nov 15 06 03:06 pm Link now you have me thinking, a free cellphone with every completed shoot ,will implement it in my 07 vegas shoots,woohoo. Nov 15 06 03:12 pm Link |
