Jessalyn_54 wrote:
he talks funny? maybe I'm having second thoughts on choosing him to be the f**k in your Pit thread...

He talks like a Rasta-man.

And choose me instead.

John Jebbia wrote:
He talks like a Rasta-man.

And choose me instead.

it was b/n WG, Vivus, and UnoMundo! what could I have done?! couldn't break the rules.

Jessalyn_54 wrote:
it was b/n WG, Vivus, and UnoMundo! what could I have done?! couldn't break the rules.

I probably would have let that one slide though. No pun intended.

John Jebbia wrote:

I probably would have let that one slide though. No pun intended.

where the hell is he right now anyways?? I know he was on MM earlier...

Jessalyn_54 wrote:


where the hell is he right now anyways?? I know he was on MM earlier...

Probably getting laid

John Jebbia wrote:

Probably getting laid

that is SO like him. jerk.

John Jebbia wrote:

Probably getting laid

I was TRYING  to get laid, but I need a sympathetic soul like Jessie to make that happen.

Jessalyn_54 wrote:
he talks funny? maybe I'm having second thoughts on choosing him to be the f**k in your Pit thread...

JJ was not sober, I dont think he understood anything ANYONE said to him.

My photo is on the "what did you look like 15 years ago" thread

UnoMundo Photography wrote:

JJ was not sober, I dont think he understood anything ANYONE said to him.

My photo is on the "what did you look ike 15 years ago" thread

huh. you looked rather Asian in your photo....

Jessalyn_54 wrote:

huh. you looked rather Asian in your photo....

But , in shape. Yes.

I am going to do 5 miles. When I get back I will express my adoration for people from Kansas.

UnoMundo Photography wrote:

But , in shape. Yes.

I am going to do 5 miles. When I get back I will express my adoration for people from Kansas.

It's too cold in Kansas so I work out to my Salsa dancing video. and Carmen Electra's stripper video.

Jessalyn_54 wrote:

It's too cold in Kansas so I work out to my Salsa dancing video. and Carmen Electra's stripper video.

*sigh*

W.G. Rowland wrote:

*sigh*

what WG, you no likee Carmen?

Jessalyn_54 wrote:

what WG, you no likee Carmen?

No..  I'm Californian.. And you just made Kansas hotter than anything going on in my world..  That's... Just.... Wrong.......

W.G. Rowland wrote:

No..  I'm Californian.. And you just made Kansas hotter than anything going on in my world..  That's... Just.... Wrong.......

it's SickShooter's fault. she told me it was a good video.

Jessalyn_54 wrote:

it's SickShooter's fault. she told me it was a good video.

She does tend to leave a trail of fire whereever she goes, doesn't she..

(Maybe it's the cigarettes..)

John Jebbia wrote:
Met the dude last night. Super cool guy. The kinda guy I could totally see myself hanging out with. Although, I cannot understand a word the dude says.

He was gonna let me in on some of his super secret shooting locations. But unfortunately due to a family emergency had to cut my trip short.

So, I will be coming back out in a few weeks. When I do, I owe you a drink.

In the meantime, check out the latest shot of Envy in the soon-to-be demolished Stardust Hotel & Casino.

Peter is a great guy, and great photog. Met him a few times, he has used my wife for a MUA. Enjoy my conversations with him.

Mike Carroll wrote:

Peter is a great guy, and great photog. Met him a few times, he has used my wife for a MUA. Enjoy my conversations with him.

doh! you weren't supposed to tell me his real name.

Jay Bowman wrote:
I don't believe any of this at all. 

UnoMundo is just a figment of my imagination.  A computer program got awry, posting on MM and accusing people of having bursitis. 


Or maybe he's just some unresolved philosophical question that W.G.Rowland asked and has become a offshoot personality of his with a MM account (Much like Bob Randall).  I like that theory best...

I hate you.

UnoMundo Photography wrote:
OK, Jessie, I have to come clean. This is me a while ago

Does Wynd know you stole her dreads?

Jessalyn_54 wrote:
I have this bad dream last night that UnoMundo bust into me and Jebbia's motel room out in the middle of no where with a big machete just to scare the pants off of me....literally.

Anything to get your pants off....Jebbia is in on this you know...I gave him a case of Don Jose.

UnoMundo Photography wrote:

Anything to get your pants off....Jebbia is in on this you know...I gave him a case of Don Jose.

well jeez all it takes is a cheap bottle of Andre.




joking.

Jessalyn_54 wrote:

well jeez all it takes is a cheap bottle of Andre.




joking.

No, you are NOT.. I have heard the stories. Andre it is !

UnoMundo Photography wrote:

No, you are NOT.. I have heard the stories. Andre it is !

you still never addressed the machete issue....

Jessalyn_54 wrote:

you still never addressed the machete issue....

I had several - where I grew up everyone carried one.
That was plastic.. I want to see you naked, not dead.

You are thinking OJ, not Uno style.

John Jebbia wrote:
Was I naked?

I think you were in the corner watching me sleep. No I'm just kidding. I just remember UnoMundo. I think I looked at his picture in thread right before I logged off. That's probably what did it.

Jessalyn_54 wrote:

you still never addressed the machete issue....

Jessalyn_54 wrote:
I think you were in the corner watching me sleep. No I'm just kidding. I just remember UnoMundo. I think I looked at his picture in thread right before I logged off. That's probably what did it.

Machete ...phallic symbol

Any dream that you makes you wake up wet is worth repeating.

UnoMundo Photography wrote:
Machete ...phallic symbol

Any dream that you makes you wake up wet is worth repeating.

puke.

UnoMundo Photography wrote:

Anything to get your pants off....Jebbia is in on this you know...I gave him a case of Don Jose.

first time ive heard it called that!!!