Photographer
Kinetic Photography
Posts: 517
...that the photographers who get the most models naked are generally uglier, fatter and older and than those who dont. Just an observation...
Model
LORA
Posts: 5067
Washington, District of Columbia, US
Kinetic Photography wrote:
...that the photographers who get the most models naked are generally uglier, fatter and older and than those who dont. Just an observation... As many times as I've posed nude, it's never been for an old, ugly, fat guy.
Photographer
S
Posts: 21678
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US
Nope. I'm cute, fat, and young.
Photographer
Renee Jacobs
Posts: 2923
Montpellier, Languedoc-Roussillon, France
Kinetic Photography wrote:
...that the photographers who get the most models naked are generally uglier, fatter and older and than those who dont. Just an observation... Yup. Gotta disagree. lolol. But, just in case-define old. lolol
Model
Shyly
Posts: 3870
Pasadena, California, US
Renee Jacobs wrote:
Yup. Gotta disagree. lolol. But, just in case-define old. lolol You're not old. Good grief. You're also neither ugly nor fat, so...
Photographer
Tog
Posts: 55204
Birmingham, Alabama, US
Well.. I always say I'm short, fat, and ugly.. And of late I FEEL old..
The models just call my chubby.. Give me a hug.. And drop trau.
Photographer
CLT
Posts: 12979
Winchester, Virginia, US
i rarely shoot nude, does that make me handsome, fit, and young?
*look at self*
Who am I kidding?
Photographer
Big Jim Slade
Posts: 258
Arlington, Virginia, US
Lora wrote:
As many times as I've posed nude, it's never been for an old, ugly, fat guy. I'm old, ugly, and fat. And I live just down the street from you. You are welcome to pose nude for me as long as you keep your clothes on.
Photographer
Collin J. Rae
Posts: 7657
Winchester, Virginia, US
Sita Mae Edwards wrote:
Nope. I'm cute, fat, and young. yeah this theory is not holding up very well!
I'm not that short, or very fat, and I may be funni lookin' but I'm not ugly, and barefooted naked girls keep me from feeling old!
Photographer
BlindMike
Posts: 9594
San Francisco, California, US
I'm young and sassy. Rawr. Now strip.
Model
Dances with Wolves
Posts: 25108
SHAWNEE ON DELAWARE, Pennsylvania, US
Kinetic Photography wrote:
...that the photographers who get the most models naked are generally uglier, fatter and older and than those who dont. Just an observation... You're not on here looking to make friends, are you?
I can think of some hot photographers that I've stripped down for. Not all of them, but I think your statement is way too general and out of line...then again, this is MM.
Photographer
Nihilus
Posts: 10888
Nashville, Tennessee, US
Collin J. Rae wrote:
yeah this theory is not holding up very well! May be the oldest in the household (including the cats)...but not nearing the 'over-the-hill' or 'paper bag' clubs here either.
Photographer
RickHorowitzPhotography
Posts: 513
Fresno, California, US
Lora wrote:
As many times as I've posed nude, it's never been for an old, ugly, fat guy. Then you haven't seen me! 
And, so far, I don't think I've gotten any models naked. Well, not since 1985, anyway. And those weren't models, per se; they were clients.
-- rick
Photographer
Kinetic Photography
Posts: 517
Daniela V wrote:
You're not on here looking to make friends, are you?
I can think of some hot photographers that I've stripped down for. Not all of them, but I think your statement is way too general and out of line...then again, this is MM. Judging by your pictures it looks like you strip down and get naked for EVERYONE.
Model
e-string
Posts: 24002
Kansas City, Missouri, US
So what's your hypothesis?
Photographer
BlindMike
Posts: 9594
San Francisco, California, US
Kinetic Photography wrote:
Judging by your pictures it looks like you strip down and get naked for EVERYONE. That's not a bad thing. Can you blame her? With her figure, I'd get naked too. Rawr.
Photographer
Justin N Lane
Posts: 1720
Brooklyn, New York, US
Kinetic Photography wrote:
...that the photographers who get the most models naked are generally uglier, fatter and older and than those who dont. Just an observation... You try to collect notches on your tripod, don't you...
Model
Kaitlin Lara
Posts: 6467
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US
Nah...the photographers who PAY girls to get naked are generally fatter, older, and uglier 
Photographer
Kinetic Photography
Posts: 517
Justin N Lane wrote:
You try to collect notches on your tripod, don't you... tripods are for people with parkinsons
Photographer
CLT
Posts: 12979
Winchester, Virginia, US
Kaitlin Lara wrote:
Nah...the photographers who PAY girls to get naked are generally fatter, older, and uglier That's it. I'll NEVER pay you!
Photographer
Lost Coast Photo
Posts: 2691
Ferndale, California, US
Kinetic Photography wrote:
...that the photographers who get the most models naked are generally uglier, fatter and older and than those who dont. Just an observation... I'll race you to the top of the hill.... be waiting there with a naked model when you make the top 
Model
CrazyRussianHelicopter
Posts: 3256
Madison, Alabama, US
BlindMike wrote:
I'm young and sassy. Rawr. Now strip. What about the cute and slim part  ?
Model
Kaitlin Lara
Posts: 6467
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US
CLT wrote:
That's it. I'll NEVER pay you! Lol...I don't really like getting paid anyway If I'm shooting with you, it's because you make great art, in which case, the pictures are all I need...and if you're bad enough that I need you to pay me...I shouldn't be shooting with you. The only time I ever get paid is if a good photographer is feeling especially generous
Photographer
Justin N Lane
Posts: 1720
Brooklyn, New York, US
Kinetic Photography wrote:
tripods are for people with parkinsons No, that's what IS and VR is for...
Photographer
Kinetic Photography
Posts: 517
Justin N Lane wrote:
No, that's what IS and VR is for... ooooo, nooo, dont ever shoot in VR mode, bad bad bad. ends up making images more blury than normal, for models at least
Photographer
Marcus J. Ranum
Posts: 3247
MORRISDALE, Pennsylvania, US
Kaitlin Lara wrote:
Nah...the photographers who PAY girls to get naked are generally fatter, older, and uglier Hey, I want a refund!! Will that make me lose weight and get better looking?
mjr.
Model
CrazyRussianHelicopter
Posts: 3256
Madison, Alabama, US
Kaitlin Lara wrote:
Nah...the photographers who PAY girls to get naked are generally fatter, older, and uglier I agree, either that or they are just not very good photogrophers.
Photographer
RickHorowitzPhotography
Posts: 513
Fresno, California, US
Kaitlin Lara wrote:
Nah...the photographers who PAY girls to get naked are generally fatter, older, and uglier Note to self: Don't offer to pay models to pose nude....
-- rick
Photographer
Justin N Lane
Posts: 1720
Brooklyn, New York, US
Kinetic Photography wrote:
ooooo, nooo, dont ever shoot in VR mode, bad bad bad. ends up making images more blury than normal, for models at least Ok, total tangent...I heard canon is coming out with a super IS lens, dubbed the "Katherine Hepburn"
You may now resume normal absurdity.
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