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Posts: 4576

We have a thread called "What to do when the model is good looking.... " but how about when the model is NOT looking?

Like, do you steal their wallet or purse, or maybe throw out their clothes when doing a lingerie shoot?

}:-)

Oct 22 06 05:44 pm Link

Model

Jessalyn

Posts: 21433

Denver, Colorado, US

when the photogs not looking I pick my nose.

Oct 22 06 05:45 pm Link

Photographer

4C 41 42

Posts: 11093

Nashville, Tennessee, US

I scratch myself.

Oct 22 06 05:47 pm Link

Photographer

The Dave

Posts: 8848

Ann Arbor, Michigan, US

What about sharing? Not nice to let a photographer go hungry you know.

Oct 22 06 05:48 pm Link

Model

Jessalyn

Posts: 21433

Denver, Colorado, US

Double Eagle Studios wrote:
What about sharing? Not nice to let a photographer go hungry you know.

are you referring to my nose picking comment?

Oct 22 06 05:48 pm Link

Photographer

Ransomaniac

Posts: 12588

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Fart.  Then blame the dog if she smells it :-)

Oct 22 06 05:48 pm Link

Photographer

Jay Bowman

Posts: 6511

Los Angeles, California, US

Ransom J wrote:
Fart.  Then blame the dog if she smells it :-)

Please... that's so old.  She'll see right through it.




Instead, blame her.  And use her subsequent denial as validation.  Works like a charm...

Oct 22 06 06:14 pm Link

Photographer

Ransomaniac

Posts: 12588

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Jay Bowman wrote:

Please... that's so old.  She'll see right through it.




Instead, blame her.  And use her subsequent denial as validation.  Works like a charm...

***writes down**

Oct 22 06 06:20 pm Link

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Burnz F

Posts: 162

San Diego, California, US

Jessalyn_54 wrote:
when the photogs not looking I pick my nose.

.. and scratch my peter, lol... tongue
at the same time, hah hah...

Oct 22 06 06:23 pm Link

Photographer

CLT

Posts: 12979

Winchester, Virginia, US

I sniff their clothes and try to determine what brand of fabric softner they use.

Oct 22 06 06:28 pm Link

Photographer

Brandon Ching

Posts: 2028

Brooklyn, New York, US

Jay Bowman wrote:

Please... that's so old.  She'll see right through it.




Instead, blame her.  And use her subsequent denial as validation.  Works like a charm...

Whoever smelt it, dealt it! wink

Oct 22 06 06:38 pm Link

Model

Mircalla

Posts: 131

Baltimore, Maryland, US

When the photographer isn't looking I stick out my tongue, cross my eyeballs, do a superman pose, etc. I hope to get caught one day but it hasn't happened. tongue

Oct 22 06 06:47 pm Link

Photographer

JBPhoto

Posts: 1107

Belleville, Michigan, US

Fart quietly.

Oct 22 06 07:16 pm Link

Photographer

g2-new photographics

Posts: 2048

Boston, Massachusetts, US

This is a really dumb thread.

Oct 22 06 07:18 pm Link

Photographer

CLONE

Posts: 461

Salisbury, Maryland, US

I eat a taco

Oct 22 06 07:18 pm Link

Model

Jessalyn

Posts: 21433

Denver, Colorado, US

pw-gii photographics wrote:
This is a really dumb thread.

so is the entire OT forum. so what?

Oct 22 06 07:20 pm Link

Photographer

g2-new photographics

Posts: 2048

Boston, Massachusetts, US

So what's the point?  Why waste time with meaningless questions just to get attention?

Oct 22 06 07:21 pm Link

Model

Jessalyn

Posts: 21433

Denver, Colorado, US

pw-gii photographics wrote:
So what's the point?  Why waste time with meaningless questions just to get attention?

to waste time. I'm staring at my computer screen trying to force myself to write this easy 4 page paper on accounting in france....yet this seems like a better use of my time lol

Oct 22 06 07:22 pm Link

Photographer

James Graham

Posts: 741

Brooklyn, New York, US

This is stupid.

Oct 22 06 07:23 pm Link

Photographer

g2-new photographics

Posts: 2048

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Presumably the paper on France is because you're trying to learn something. 

I have a friend who spent time studying strange old financial records in Spain.  Going back hundreds of years.  Who taxed who and what the tax-rates were in the 1400s.  Stuff like that.
Now he's a professor in a major university with his career and future assured.

So enjoy the threads here, but DO get your homework done!

smile

Oct 22 06 07:27 pm Link

Model

Jessalyn

Posts: 21433

Denver, Colorado, US

pw-gii photographics wrote:
Presumably the paper on France is because you're trying to learn something. 

I have a friend who spent time studying strange old financial records in Spain.  Going back hundreds of years.  Who taxed who and what the tax-rates were in the 1400s.  Stuff like that.
Now he's a professor in a major university with his career and future assured.

So enjoy the threads here, but DO get your homework done!

smile

I'm more concerned about the 15 page paper I gotta write on Edmund Carpenter and the art of tattooing. big_smile that one I can definitely motivate myself to write it's just going to take a lot longer!

Oct 22 06 07:29 pm Link

Photographer

g2-new photographics

Posts: 2048

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Then log off of here and get the work done.

!

Oct 22 06 07:31 pm Link

Makeup Artist

Katie Scanlan

Posts: 977

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

James Graham wrote:
This is stupid.

Ditto... and I just spent 5 minutes of my life reading it all. https://www.websmileys.com/sm/sad/832.gif

Oct 22 06 07:39 pm Link

Photographer

Patrick Shipstad

Posts: 4630

Burbank, California, US

Glance through my "Photography for Dummies" book to see what F-Stop means.

Oct 22 06 07:42 pm Link