Last year I sent a letter to Santa, hoping that he would get my request and give me what I want.  Instead what I got back was a signed photo of a recording artist.  Let this be a lesson to you, folks. Address your letters CAREFULLY. 

Turns out I sent the letter to Santana.  Oops!

So, I am trying again this year!  I added this to my profile, hopefully if I add it here Santa will see it!

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Dear Santa - I know its early, but maybe if I ask you early this year you can get me the one and only present I desire.

Santa, could I please have my very own *muse* for Christmas, please?? I promise I'll be extra good, and eat all of my pizza when its put on my plate.

Thank you Santa!

Avi
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Wish me luck! 

now thats funny, i like it, perhaps thats where my letter went as well?

Darn.. mine went to the city of Santa Ana.. and the darn city didnt even respond. Myybe I need to get a spell check for my pen..

See? You have to address these more carefully.

Santa?

Perhaps I'll start promoting myself as "Muse for sale".