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Four dilemmas arose tonight. What do you do when: 1) a hot bartender looks at your buisiness amex card and said "I've always wanted to do a photographer," but you're married? 2) someone contacts you looking for work as an assistant and their resume blows your own out of the water, and then some? 3) you've tried all the cures you ever heard of and your hiccups won't go away? 4) you hate shooting weddings but can't stay profitable without them? 5) your posts on MM disappear? Oct 18 06 11:00 pm Link I have an infallible hiccup cure, but it can't be done over the internet Oct 18 06 11:01 pm Link 1) a hot bartender looks at your buisiness amex card and said "I've always wanted to do a photographer," but you're married? Feel flattered, but know she's probably joking. 2) someone contacts you looking for work as an assistant and their resume blows own out of the water, and then some? Hire the person. Unless you don't wany to. 3) you've tried all the cures you ever heard of and your hiccups won't go away? start timing it so you can try out for Guiness. 4) you hate shooting weddings but can't stay profitable without them? Probably suicide. 5) your posts on MM disappear? Definitely suicide. Hope my advice helps. Oct 18 06 11:03 pm Link Tim Hammond wrote: "Hi, My name is Tim, I'm a photographer." Let the pieces fall where they may and don't break any of your own rules. Tim Hammond wrote: Have them come in, interview them, ask in depth questions about how they got their jobs and what they are looking to assist you for. Tim Hammond wrote: I watch TV or read a book. Tim Hammond wrote: Damn the man... save the empire. Tim Hammond wrote: Back button... they're usually still in my cache. Oct 18 06 11:06 pm Link I count five... Oct 18 06 11:10 pm Link Tim Hammond wrote: Oct 18 06 11:10 pm Link digital Artform wrote: Are you a bartender? Oct 18 06 11:10 pm Link Tim Hammond wrote: Smile, blush and flirt - but don't sleep with her. Unless you enjoy crabs. Tim Hammond wrote: Be honest. Why waste the applicant's time if you can't teach him/her anything? Tim Hammond wrote: If you find a valid, solid answer for that one, you can write your own check. Tim Hammond wrote: Suck it up and deal with it. Some of us don't get wedding jobs to pad our profit margin. Tim Hammond wrote: Start a complaint thread like everyone else. Oct 18 06 11:11 pm Link No. Here it is. It never fails, but it has to be done in person: You take a bill out of your pocket and hold it in front of the person and say: I will give you this bill, but you have to say "Now!" immediately before your next hiccup. There can be no delay. It has to be Now!(hiccup!) What happens is they get all tense and concentrate on when the next one is about to come so they can say "Now!" and while they wait and focus they lose the urge to hiccup. I've never seen it fail, but you cannot do it to yourself in the same way you cannot tickle yourself Oct 18 06 11:15 pm Link digital Artform wrote: Great! Now all I have to do is find someone in a hotel full of strangers who wants to give me money. Maybe the bartender? Oct 18 06 11:17 pm Link Wynd Mulysa wrote: You're just mean! Oct 18 06 11:20 pm Link Stephen Melvin wrote: 6 is that he forgot how to count Oct 18 06 11:20 pm Link e-string wrote: 5 was actually added on the second try after this post disappeared, but I had to stick with the original title just to see who'd notice. Oct 18 06 11:23 pm Link |