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I posted a casting for artistic nude bondage. (I posted it here but I also posted it at CraigsList. The response was from CraigsList.) I get a response: "Im $MODELNAME I Am Interested In More Info About The Shoot And Is There Pay (links to local model site and OMP portfolio.)" I go to the portfolio and, while I see a lot of covered topless (arm over breasts while other hand suggestively pulls on panties, sort of thing) there are no nudes and this text in bio: "I do not do nude so please don't ask." I reply: "Thank you for your inquiry. The shoot requires nudity and both of your portfolios explicitly say that you don't do nudity. I would be happy to send you more information but if you don't do nudity there is no point in proceeding further." I get back: "It Says On Ur Ad No Crotch Shots Tho I Would Like Mre Info And How Much Are U Payin" So, either "I do not do nude so please don't ask" really means "... unless there is money involved," or "nude" really means "Crotch Shots." Either way, I'm confused. She is cute, though, so what the Hell, I'll take a flyer. M Aug 23 06 04:49 pm Link Her typing makes my brain bleed.  Aug 23 06 04:51 pm Link Jesus, did the model have a stroke between post one and post two? Aug 23 06 04:52 pm Link W.G. Rowland wrote: he he he he! Aug 23 06 04:55 pm Link W.G. Rowland wrote: R U FiNe Ding the 2oND rEply HaRd 2 WrEEd?!??? OMGLOLWTFz!!! Aug 23 06 04:57 pm Link wHen aRe pEopLe gOnnA leArN hOw 2 rEspoNd 2 a cAsTing cAll wIthOut tYpIng iN MYSPACE sTyLe . . . Geez! It doesn't take that much intelligence people, and looks so much more professional to be straight with someone. Aug 23 06 04:58 pm Link Appears to be a concensus of opinion on this one. Aug 23 06 05:01 pm Link My guess is the first one was a cut + paste job and the second was her typing a reply. Short hand is linguistic heresy. ...It makes me sad. Yeah, that's a little weird though..talk about blurring the line. Aug 23 06 06:56 pm Link Ugh! Just for her typing alone I'd like to slap a mavis beacon teaches typing cd rom in her computer! Aug 23 06 07:01 pm Link I personally only do nude work if the photographer promises to let me sing and dance during the whole shoot. otherwise, i absolutely never do nude! Aug 23 06 07:02 pm Link MaY-B i LosE CLientS bY NoT evEn ResPoNdinG To EmAiLz liKe tHiS, bUt i HaV a Fun-E FeEliNg ThEy wud B thE tYpe 2 noT shOw uP 4 ThEir ShoOt N-E-wayz!! Im sort of just responding to the way the model typed and I do agree with what someone else said above, she may have had a stroke between emails. Haha. How sad. I take a lot of time to sit and write nice, professional, detailed emails to models and usually get one-line responses back, unsigned and typed like the above example. I cant say thank you enough to all of the women and men I have worked with who contact me or respond to me in an intelligent and professional way. It makes the whole thing run so smooth and things get DONE. THANK YOU THANK YOU!! My two cents. Aug 23 06 07:04 pm Link I only have two words in response: Stu-Pid. Aug 23 06 07:45 pm Link Lexi Evans wrote: Can you be here for my Aug 26 shoot? :-) Aug 23 06 07:50 pm Link Her response makes me feel less of an idiot... But since I am kinda stupid I would have to say she might of thought by showing her boob that it wouldn't be considered naked, but her Vagina monkey would mean naked... but what ever I'm talking about makes as much sence as what she was talking about  Aug 23 06 07:56 pm Link W.G. Rowland wrote: haha seems like it, she needs to learn how to write an email and spell!!!!!!!!! Aug 23 06 07:59 pm Link Sy wrote: ha ha ha Aug 23 06 08:08 pm Link e-string wrote: Me too. Aug 23 06 08:34 pm Link Mayanlee wrote: err thats one word. Just with a hyphen. Aug 23 06 08:37 pm Link Lexi Evans wrote: Ok I promise to let you sing and dance all you want! Aug 23 06 08:53 pm Link Lexi Evans wrote: OK, I promise. Let the disrobing begin. Aug 23 06 08:54 pm Link Electra T wrote: OK, then. Aug 23 06 09:13 pm Link Mayanlee wrote: Oh kae than! Aug 23 06 09:17 pm Link You can't find a serious bondage model anywhere in Illinois? You might want to try a little harder before wasting another second on this potential landmine. Aug 23 06 09:19 pm Link I have no problem with 'Crotch Shots' I will do them for free for the best photgraphers (so long as you TRY to type properly) ...But the singing and dancing costs extra. A lot more. And I WON'T do ''pulling on the panties with teasing smiles ... for ALL THE TEA IN CHINA! Aug 23 06 09:22 pm Link Lexi Evans wrote:
Aug 23 06 09:36 pm Link StMarc wrote: Seems to me the answer is rather obvious - respond in legalese or, better yet, Latin! Aug 23 06 10:33 pm Link 3-1 you waste your time and $. Aug 23 06 10:40 pm Link e-string wrote: myspace english - i refuse to answer text like that. hurts the brain ! Aug 23 06 10:50 pm Link Vincent Vega wrote: "Vagina monkey?" Hahaha. Aug 23 06 10:58 pm Link did any of you guys notice she was only capitalizing the first letter of each word? that seems more like she was typing in all caps and a filter changed it. i see that a lot on other forums. but aside from that, it's still terrible Aug 24 06 12:08 am Link Once overheard between two models on a set: "Oh.. no problem, I can do b/g, g/g, bj, dp and toys. But no rope stuff ... that's just kinky!" You all know painful it can be to have soda blown up your nose... Aug 24 06 10:46 am Link Nikki S. wrote: Heh heh! Aug 24 06 10:55 am Link StMarc wrote: Thank you sooo much for posting that. hard day at work and really needed the laugh. Aug 24 06 10:58 am Link Well what do you really expect when you post the ad on Craig's List? And seriously? Why do people type like that? Is it faster? I just don't get it... Aug 24 06 11:13 am Link she learned to type from mavis bacon instead of mavis beacon, anyone could make that mistake what's her omp number? Aug 24 06 11:22 am Link exgirlfriend wrote: I don't get it either. at first I thought people were just lazy (I sometimes get lazy and use "u" "r" w/ b/c and things like that, but NEVER during a proper communication with someone, just with friends)...but I don't think they are. I don't know if they are actually a little slower than the rest, or think it's cute, or something like that...but I just don't get it. Someone should run a study on the phenomenon...I'm sure it's having a devistating effect on the grammar and lingustic capacities of kids today...sadly. As a information science MS student, I hate to say this, but the technology age is really sucking for numerous reasons... Aug 24 06 11:23 am Link Might I suggest modelmayhem.com? I don't visit it often myself, but I've heard it's pretty good for finding models. Aug 24 06 11:52 am Link Mayanlee wrote: Oh, I've run in to that SVERAL times Aug 24 06 11:55 am Link Daniela V wrote: Oh, you're missing a LOT of them Aug 24 06 11:56 am Link Nikki S. wrote: That won't do any good unless it is also set up so that the only way she can get to the internet is to complete the course, repeatedly. Aug 24 06 01:18 pm Link |
