Wynd Mulysa wrote:
What do you think that means?
She's too old for child pornography?

*snort

Wynd Mulysa wrote:
I just came across a model's portfolio.  She wrote something along the lines of "I won't do nude or adult pornography."
What do you think that means?
She's too old for child pornography.. And besides, that's gross.

It means she'll only do adolescent pornography.......in a sexy parka.    Sorry, I couldn't resist.

SayCheeZ! wrote:
I come across alot of portfolios that say "I'm a model", or "I'm a photographer".
Yeah, right!

i would be a model but no one will photo a naked fat harry man

nathan combs wrote:
i would be a model but no one will photo a naked fat harry man

I know a number of photographers that will gladly photograph a fat hairy man. Come down to San Francisco at the end of September and you will meet many of them. http://www.folsomstreetfair.com/

SayCheeZ! wrote:
I come across alot of portfolios that say "I'm a model", or "I'm a photographer".
Yeah, right!

I was going to say what wynd said was the funniest thing ever, but then I read this and milk came out my nose.  he he he!

AndrewG wrote:
I recently saw a profile that stated she was a modelographer..

What the heck is that???  and no images either... geez...

and no.. it wasnt on MM.

Lol.. yeah I have no idea.  someone who is a model who does photography on the side?  Actually I have met a few models who transitioned into photography or production.  Hurray for new words!  It tickles my linguistic mind.

...Stacy wrote:

SayCheeZ! wrote:
I come across alot of portfolios that say "I'm a model", or "I'm a photographer".
Yeah, right!

I was going to say what wynd said was the funniest thing ever, but then I read this and milk came out my nose.  he he he!

... And she wasn't even DRINKING milk at the time!

Wynd Mulysa wrote:
I just came across a model's portfolio.  She wrote something along the lines of "I won't do nude or adult pornography."
What do you think that means?
She's too old for child pornography.. And besides, that's gross.

I reckon that you should send her a PM and ask her what it means.
My guess is that she won't do nudes, or pornography.

Wynd Mulysa wrote:
I just came across a model's portfolio.  She wrote something along the lines of "I won't do nude or adult pornography."
What do you think that means?
She's too old for child pornography.. And besides, that's gross.

haha your rad! i love all the wondeful things you write Wynd! Always makes me smile!

Wynd Mulysa wrote:
I just came across a model's portfolio.  She wrote something along the lines of "I won't do nude or adult pornography."
What do you think that means?
She's too old for child pornography.. And besides, that's gross.

Wow, this is somethin'....maybe it means she'll only do "teen pornography"?!!


LMFAO!

Dredful Jaymz wrote:
C'mon. Don't you know how big the "Fully Clothed" porn market is?

Lol all I can think of is the Landers Sisters' Playboy shoot when their mom was standing there dictating.  Lmao..

Bret Harte wrote:

I reckon that you should send her a PM and ask her what it means.
My guess is that she won't do nudes, or pornography.

Dido,
Besides, that's sort of mean, how many times you were thinking about a number of things at the same time (especially word "cliche") as you were trying to write smthg.?
She just wanted to say "adult photo/p0rn"...
If I was in her shoes I'd appreciate a PM pointing to my error.

Eric Zoolander wrote:

...Stacy wrote:

SayCheeZ! wrote:
I come across alot of portfolios that say "I'm a model", or "I'm a photographer".
Yeah, right!

I was going to say what wynd said was the funniest thing ever, but then I read this and milk came out my nose.  he he he!

... And she wasn't even DRINKING milk at the time!

eww...

Click Hamilton wrote:
I'm so happy when women with natural pubic hair model for me.
It's so rare.
It's beautiful.

"Natural pubic hair"?

Please, I need to know what fake pubic hair looks like

Isys Entertainment wrote:
"Natural pubic hair"?

Please, I need to know what fake pubic hair looks like

Like brillo pads. For emergency use only.

Isys Entertainment wrote:
"Natural pubic hair"?

Please, I need to know what fake pubic hair looks like

a merkin

Edit: From Wikipedia,
A merkin (first use, according to the OED, 1617) is reported to be a pubic wig, worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or to disguise the marks of syphilis. There are many different ways of wearing a "Merkin" although most involve placing the merkin on the vulva or the scrotum.

Edit: From Wikipedia,
A merkin (first use, according to the OED, 1617) is reported to be a pubic wig, worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or to disguise the marks of syphilis. There are many different ways of wearing a "Merkin" although most involve placing the merkin on the vulva or the scrotum.

I knew there was a reason I read these threads!

Craig Thomson wrote:

a merkin

Edit: From Wikipedia,
A merkin (first use, according to the OED, 1617) is reported to be a pubic wig, worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or to disguise the marks of syphilis. There are many different ways of wearing a "Merkin" although most involve placing the merkin on the vulva or the scrotum.

This is why I love you Craig..man I would say I need a merkin but the syphilis reference made me cringe....

I will sing an ode to baldie as I sleep...the merkin sounds gross..

Craig Thomson wrote:

a merkin

Edit: From Wikipedia,
A merkin (first use, according to the OED, 1617) is reported to be a pubic wig, worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or to disguise the marks of syphilis. There are many different ways of wearing a "Merkin" although most involve placing the merkin on the vulva or the scrotum.

i have lice, maybe i should try that. hahaha