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Photographer

Benjamen McGuire

Posts: 3991

Portland, Oregon, US

5 bucks says she demanded copies at the end of the shoot, he/she said no, and this chick has absoloutely no idea what he/she was talking about when told why.

Aug 20 06 01:56 am Link

Photographer

Arizona Shoots

Posts: 28728

Phoenix, Arizona, US

dot

Aug 20 06 01:56 am Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

Sarah M wrote:
I just worked with a photographer who is obsessed with copyrighting everything to death; including his work.  I did my modeling work..like his work..but could you get anymore Anal about results?

What is the photographer obsessed with copyrighting that isn't his work? Clarification would be really good about now...

Aug 20 06 01:57 am Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

Cspine wrote:
5 bucks says she demanded copies at the end of the shoot, he/she said no, and this chick has absoloutely no idea what he/she was talking about when told why.

Well... I don't think we'll ever really know.

  Next!

Aug 20 06 01:58 am Link

Model

SHannon Noelia

Posts: 14

Santa Barbara, California, US

crod169 wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

agreed!

Aug 20 06 01:59 am Link

Photographer

Benjamen McGuire

Posts: 3991

Portland, Oregon, US

Pat Thielen wrote:

Well... I don't think we'll ever really know.

  Next!

When she saw the pic of the crack and coke can pic, she may have hit her head on the monitor trying to dive for it. She's probably unconcious.

Aug 20 06 02:07 am Link

Photographer

Christofer Rodriguez

Posts: 156

San Bernardino, California, US

Cspine wrote:

When she saw the pic of the crack and coke can pic, she may have hit her head on the monitor trying to dive for it. She's probably unconcious.

Or - perhaps she snorted up some glass from the monitor while trying to reach the white stuff beneath it...who knows...?

Aug 20 06 02:13 am Link

Photographer

megafunk

Posts: 2594

Los Angeles, California, US

.

Aug 20 06 02:16 am Link

Photographer

UnoMundo

Posts: 47532

Olympia, Washington, US

a bunch of old fat photographers ganging up a on a defenseless sweet model..  geez

Aug 20 06 02:19 am Link

Photographer

Done and Gone

Posts: 7650

Chiredzi, Masvingo, Zimbabwe

UnoMundo Photography wrote:
a bunch of old fat photographers ganging up a on a defenseless sweet model..  geez

Not me, I was funny!

Aug 20 06 02:20 am Link

Photographer

Mike Kelcher

Posts: 13322

Minneapolis, Minnesota, US

Finally! I now feel fulfilled.  I've been looking for humor in these forums, now, I've finally found some.  Wooooohooooo!

Aug 20 06 02:25 am Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

UnoMundo Photography wrote:
a bunch of old fat photographers ganging up a on a defenseless sweet model..  geez

I'm just trying to get some clarification from the OP... And who are you calling fat...?

  wink

Aug 20 06 02:25 am Link

Photographer

Andre Knudsen

Posts: 206

REGO PARK, New York, US

Mikes Images wrote:
Finally! I now feel fulfilled.  I've been looking for humor in these forums, now, I've finally found some.  Wooooohooooo!

You just beat me to it

Aug 20 06 02:28 am Link

Photographer

Benjamen McGuire

Posts: 3991

Portland, Oregon, US

UnoMundo Photography wrote:
a bunch of old fat photographers ganging up a on a defenseless sweet model..  geez

Hey, I'm not old!

Aug 20 06 02:29 am Link

Photographer

oldguysrule

Posts: 6129

UnoMundo Photography wrote:
a bunch of old fat photographers ganging up a on a defenseless sweet model..  geez

yeah sooooo?
i'd have replied earlier but i was busy checking to see where i stood in the top 50 anal photographers

Aug 20 06 02:33 am Link

Photographer

R Michael Walker

Posts: 11987

Costa Mesa, California, US

UnoMundo Photography wrote:
If you paid him, the the pics would be yours and you could do what you please.

Not unless the photog signed a "work for hire" contract. The creator it the holder of the copyright otherwise.
Mike

Aug 20 06 02:33 am Link

Photographer

Christofer Rodriguez

Posts: 156

San Bernardino, California, US

UnoMundo Photography wrote:
a bunch of old fat photographers ganging up a on a defenseless sweet model..  geez

How many's in a bunch...?

Aug 20 06 02:33 am Link

Photographer

Leo Howard

Posts: 6850

Phoenix, Arizona, US

crod169 wrote:

How many's in a bunch...?

Just a bit more than a "TAD" but not as many as a "Skoasch" (SP?)

Aug 20 06 02:35 am Link

Photographer

R Michael Walker

Posts: 11987

Costa Mesa, California, US

Pat Thielen wrote:

I'm just trying to get some clarification from the OP... And who are you calling fat...?

  wink

Probably me. i resmemble that part of the remark.The old too. But who's beating up on anyone/ the poor OP can't explain herselrf clearly enough to get the help she supposedly wants.
Mike

Aug 20 06 02:38 am Link

Photographer

Boho Hobo

Posts: 25351

Santa Barbara, California, US

UnoMundo Photography wrote:
a bunch of old fat photographers ganging up a on a defenseless sweet model..  geez

bunch or gaggle?

Aug 20 06 02:54 am Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

KM von Seidl wrote:

bunch or gaggle?

A murder. A murder of photographers...

  Oh, wait. That's crows. Sorry.

Aug 20 06 02:57 am Link

Photographer

Christofer Rodriguez

Posts: 156

San Bernardino, California, US

...or perhaps a flock...

Aug 20 06 02:58 am Link

Photographer

Boho Hobo

Posts: 25351

Santa Barbara, California, US

Sita Mae Edwards wrote:
I still don't understand what this thread is about.  What is this thread about?

I think it's about... well....   


I'll get back to you on that.

Aug 20 06 03:06 am Link

Model

Danella Lucioni

Posts: 535

Florence, Toscana, Italy

Sita Mae Edwards wrote:
I still don't understand what this thread is about.  What is this thread about?

It's about copyrights..... wait, no, it's not... what are we talking about again?

Aug 20 06 03:25 am Link

Model

Wynd Mulysa

Posts: 8619

Berkeley, California, US

You are an asshole.

Aug 20 06 03:27 am Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

Wynd Mulysa wrote:
You are an asshole.

I am not! Well, at least not today.

  wink

Aug 20 06 03:54 am Link

Model

Mayanlee

Posts: 3560

New City, New York, US

So is it safe for me to put in a dumb model/blonde joke here...?

Aug 20 06 05:55 am Link

Photographer

glenn my name today

Posts: 1025

Lancaster, California, US

did you know they now offer anal bleaching?

Aug 20 06 06:17 am Link

Photographer

Vito

Posts: 4582

Brooklyn, New York, US

Sarah M wrote:

hey models don't make sense...

Then you must be a "Super-model"

Aug 20 06 06:30 am Link

Photographer

Vito

Posts: 4582

Brooklyn, New York, US

Mary Pham wrote:

I have to second that...

Not unless he (the photographer) gave her a unlimited usage license

Aug 20 06 06:31 am Link

Photographer

Peter Dattolo

Posts: 1669

Wolcott, Connecticut, US

I dont see why it would be a problem myself, the photog being "Anal" or Determined that his best work is what you get is what a model wants last i knew.

Aug 20 06 06:42 am Link

Photographer

UIPHOTOS

Posts: 3591

Dayton, Ohio, US

glenn usdin wrote:
did you know they now offer anal bleaching?

YEP.. right after the Full brazilian.. Saw it on Dr. 90210..

Plus get get a little lube afterward.. what a deal..

Aug 20 06 06:45 am Link

Photographer

Peter Dattolo

Posts: 1669

Wolcott, Connecticut, US

Wynd Mulysa wrote:
You are an asshole.

This is the only person on topic in this forum

Aug 20 06 06:48 am Link

Photographer

studio36uk

Posts: 22898

Tavai, Sigave, Wallis and Futuna

oldguysrule wrote:
who's on first?

I don't know...

Mani_ wrote:
I don't know is on third?

But most of the others around here are too young to remember this, LOL:

http://www.phoenix5.org/humor/WhosOnFirstAudio.mp3

Little known fact: They were the first non-baseball playing celebrities to be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame. They were inducted in 1957.

Studio36

Aug 20 06 06:53 am Link

Photographer

S

Posts: 21678

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US

UnoMundo Photography wrote:
a bunch of old fat photographers ganging up a on a defenseless sweet model..  geez

Excuse me.  I'm a young fat photographer, thank you very much.

Aug 20 06 09:59 am Link

Photographer

Kentsoul

Posts: 9739

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US

I have to admit when I saw the heading "Anal Photographers" something totally different came to mind.

Aug 20 06 10:09 am Link

Photographer

4C 41 42

Posts: 11093

Nashville, Tennessee, US

Melvin Moten Jr wrote:
I have to admit when I saw the heading "Anal Photographers" something totally different came to mind.

Me too.  I was gonna say that I'd never photographed a rectum, but I'm willing to try.

Oh well.

Aug 20 06 10:13 am Link

Photographer

Kentsoul

Posts: 9739

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US

LarryB wrote:

Me too.  I was gonna say that I'd never photographed a rectum, but I'm willing to try.

Oh well.

I've been blaming my FetishCon hangover for pretty much everything I've said and done for the last week.  I figure I can get away with it for another 2 or 3 days.

Aug 20 06 10:18 am Link

Photographer

4C 41 42

Posts: 11093

Nashville, Tennessee, US

oldguysrule wrote:
hey i copyrighted that rectum!

Rectum?  Almost killed 'em!


Sorry, I try to use that joke as often as possible.  Kills me every time.

Aug 20 06 10:18 am Link

Photographer

stonescorpion

Posts: 93

Minneapolis, Minnesota, US

LarryB wrote:

Me too.  I was gonna say that I'd never photographed a rectum, but I'm willing to try.

Oh well.

I've got a photo of one in my profile, but it wasn't the focus of the shoot or my intent.

I've been berated up and down by some photographer for that images vulgarity (check my profile, it's b&w, you can't miss it) but somehow it manages to be my most viewed image.

Funny sidenote, the shoot was part of a gift for the models bf (very intense BDSM couple).  They're married now and an 8x10 of it now hangs on their bedroom wall.


Scorp

Aug 20 06 10:24 am Link