I could borrow a silver one if it bothers anybody.

Silly but funny.
But do realize that the OP of the original topic may have had a valid question and point.

Make fun of the dumb and numb not those that have a point.


funny as hell though.
Kudos.

funny always pisses somebody off.

Absolutely the original OP had a point... but the most serious points almost always have the best built-in puns.