I haven't started a thread since.....well since.....oh, hell, I don't know. It's been a loooong time though. But this is something fun:

So last weekend I decided to go out in disguise. I was meeting some friends out at a local club where I was judging a bikini contest. I wore a wig, contacts, this xtreme 80s shirt, skinny jeans, heels, and the biggest damn silver ghetto moneybag chain you ever saw. My make-up rivaled that of Lil' Kim and I was straight pimp'n. Yo. Here's my picture. The caption is:

D-Unit, formerly D-Money, poses for a papparazzi photo with a fan while in the Ville promoting her new album: Straight Up Facilitatin' the Perpetration of the Observatin' of Porn Stuff on the Web".





So this weekend will be epic. We are all donning costumes. The theme is white trash '06. My outfit: superlow jeans (just above the crotch), a thong that sticks out, a tramp stamp, a sleeve of tattoos on my left arm, a short haired black with burgundy highlights wig and the ugliest earings. I will be wearing a bikini top with a wife beater over it, pulled up to show my tummy that will have a belly jewel around the button.

This will be two days of absolute Mayhem. The team will be lead by none other than my friend Johnny Mayhem, who was kind enough to get the volleyball net for me since they will all be drinking and passing around the blow up dolls. Yes, there will be blow up dolls, tiki torches and music. I was in charge of the music. Poor them.

will let y'all know how it goes....with pictures.

Yes, I forgot to add that the VIllage People will be in attendance and they've added a special Cowboy to the mix.

tramp stamp?

sounds like a lot of fun

Do you plan on telling us who won the bikini contest?

I don't like being kept in suspense like this.