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Photographer

Cobra Photography

Posts: 420

Gillette, Wyoming, US

A Few examples

Lexi Evans wrote:
My house is on fire......is it weird that I'm still posting?

lightsandshadow wrote:
I'm totally addicted!    My butt has fallen asleep from sitting in front of my computer. Doh!!!!

Brian Diaz wrote:
Just because this is the first thing I do in the morning and the last thing I do at night, that doesn't mean I'm addicted.

UnoMundo Photography wrote:
I gave up oral sex for the forums!

Nemi Bea wrote:
responding to a "look at my post count"

Do you even take a bathroom break?
....Or do you just have a poopsock?

Jose Luis wrote:
you aren't really an addict until you get into a minor car accident cuz you are doing shoutbox on your blackberry phone while driving.

Dan RI wrote:
I just awoke from a dream that was a complex set of character which included some of you.  Not just about this site but some of the issues and questions came up in the dream.

Cary K wrote:
I shamlessly cry hugging my computer and asking the gods why they have forsaken me when this site goes down.
I'm Cary K and I'm a MM addict!

Eikona wrote:
I should have gone to bed two hours ago. I should have washed the dishes yesterday. I should have finished my thesis six months ago. I should still have friends.

and you...

Aug 08 06 08:08 pm Link

Photographer

Photos By Deej

Posts: 1508

Tumwater, Washington, US

when you take your notebook computer with you to the bathroom so you don't miss any new posts & can continue to refresh the main page to see who is gonna post an announcement next or post a forum topic that will pique your interest.

Aug 08 06 11:43 pm Link

Photographer

AU fotografia

Posts: 1723

Houston, Texas, US

When u say.. ''good night MM'' because u r 'going to bed' but decide to wait 30 more minutes to make the same announcement.. oh wait.. that just makes me an attention whore! lol

Aug 08 06 11:48 pm Link

Model

Angelus

Posts: 3642

Atlanta, Georgia, US

You're an evil man. Evil evil man.

::sure glad MY name didn't pop up in that list. whew::

Aug 08 06 11:51 pm Link

Model

Christine

Posts: 1300

Los Angeles, California, US

I'm completely not ready for a huge test I have to take that defines my future, because I like to post on MM.

Aug 08 06 11:57 pm Link

Model

Christine

Posts: 1300

Los Angeles, California, US

Oh and I forget to eat and sleep..

Aug 08 06 11:57 pm Link

Photographer

Posts: 5264

New York, New York, US

When you refer to breast as B(o)(0)bies and that is at the after party for a feminist art exhibition.

When they look at you wierd you state,  you know how GWC writes it with the (o) and the (o).

Then you realize you post too much and had too much wine.

Aug 09 06 12:01 am Link

Photographer

AU fotografia

Posts: 1723

Houston, Texas, US

Christine Summers wrote:
Oh and I forget to eat and sleep..

my belly reminds me with roaring noises, but i ignore it;).. when i start shaking and i can't type anymore, i go and pick up a coke, that'll do! hehe

Aug 09 06 12:01 am Link

Digital Artist

Koray

Posts: 6720

Ankara, Ankara, Turkey

I check my emails less now...

Aug 09 06 12:04 am Link

Model

_Cinnamon_

Posts: 1697

San Francisco, California, US

When you hide the screen of your laptop or minimize the window the moment anyone comes into the room because you don't want them to know you're on "that website" again. Still.

Aug 09 06 12:05 am Link

Model

Envy

Posts: 11189

Nashville, Tennessee, US

_Cinnamon_ wrote:
When you hide the screen of your laptop or minimize the window the moment anyone comes into the room because you don't want them to know you're on "that website" again. Still.

*raises hand*

Aug 09 06 12:08 am Link

Model

Angelus

Posts: 3642

Atlanta, Georgia, US

...when the moderators decide upon themselves to change your MM screen name to better suit their interpretation of your personality!!!

Aug 09 06 12:09 am Link

Photographer

Cobra Photography

Posts: 420

Gillette, Wyoming, US

When you start treating forums like a 3 dimensional place

Crazy-Evil Angelus wrote:
Oops....I'm talking too loud...I think I see a GWC.

::Peeks head out front door::
NOPE, NO HOT MODELS IN HERE...just over weight plummers with their pants sagging their butt...tongue

When you pretend to be somebody else

Crazy-Evil Angelus wrote:
I'm Angelus "Willy" Wonka.
And the chocolate has been replaced with nudes of Sarah and liquor for everyone.
smile big_smile

When your only reply to a post is multiple smileys

Crazy-Evil Angelus wrote:
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

When you invite somebody from across the county to come over

Crazy-Evil Angelus wrote:
Whatchu drinkin' Lapis? Come watch Star Wars...

Anybody who uses the dancing baby just to make another post

Crazy-Evil Angelus wrote:
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/acailawen/baby-14.gif

Gawd I only got to page 3 of your slow and steady ramble hahaha

Aug 09 06 01:30 am Link

Photographer

MrMisadventure

Posts: 436

Brooklyn, New York, US

When your on at 2:48 your time giving people portfolio critiques but yourself are too tired to really give any good advice?

Aug 09 06 01:33 am Link

Model

Angelus

Posts: 3642

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Cobra Photography wrote:
Gawd I only got to page 3 of your **** and ****** ramble hahaha

yikes yikes Evil man. Utterly and totally evil.

Who told you about that thread anyway? Sheesh!

Aug 09 06 01:40 am Link

Photographer

Kris Perry Photography

Posts: 872

Placentia, California, US

When you say good night mm..lay down and come back in an hour and reply to the first post you see.

Aug 09 06 01:42 am Link

Photographer

Rocke Photography

Posts: 683

Dallas, Texas, US

When is 3 o'clock in the morning and you can not sleep just because you want to come to the computer just to check what's new.

Aug 09 06 01:50 am Link

Photographer

MrMisadventure

Posts: 436

Brooklyn, New York, US

Cobra Photography wrote:
When you start treating forums like a 3 dimensional place

Crazy-Evil Angelus wrote:
Oops....I'm talking too loud...I think I see a GWC.

::Peeks head out front door::
NOPE, NO HOT MODELS IN HERE...just over weight plummers with their pants sagging their butt...tongue

When you pretend to be somebody else

Crazy-Evil Angelus wrote:
I'm Angelus "Willy" Wonka.
And the chocolate has been replaced with nudes of Sarah and liquor for everyone.
smile big_smile

When your only reply to a post is multiple smileys

Crazy-Evil Angelus wrote:
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

When you invite somebody from across the county to come over

Crazy-Evil Angelus wrote:
Whatchu drinkin' Lapis? Come watch Star Wars...

Anybody who uses the dancing baby just to make another post

Gawd I only got to page 3 of your slow and steady ramble hahaha

When you've got many MANY icons at your disposal.

Aug 09 06 01:51 am Link

Model

AuLa

Posts: 1176

West Hollywood, California, US

When you can tell which threads have been posted by whom just by taking a stab by the title of the thread.

Aug 09 06 07:04 am Link

Model

Carrie_K

Posts: 10053

Orlando, Florida, US

I'm soooooooo ashamed.

And now I have TWO profiles. What does that make me? Pathetic and a loser!

I need a man!

Aug 09 06 07:09 am Link

Photographer

Al Abbazia

Posts: 3212

Orlando, Florida, US

Wow Cary K....you do????

I live in Orlando....and ummm....ummmm....u r just so hawt and georgeous babie.

heh.

Aug 09 06 07:15 am Link

Model

Carrie_K

Posts: 10053

Orlando, Florida, US

Cre8tiv Images wrote:
Wow Cary K....you do????

I live in Orlando....and ummm....ummmm....u r just so hawt and georgeous babie.

heh.

Aren't there forums about this? Photographers hitting on models? LOL

Aug 09 06 07:19 am Link

Model

Chaya Phally

Posts: 7738

New York, New York, US

Reading MM like a magazine through my old T-Mobile sidekick while I am riding a bike at a gym.

You enlighten me so much!

Yesterday my uncle's wife came with her shirt say, "Mango Addict." It gave me chuckle because I imagined that I replaced it with "MM Addict." It would be so cliche!

big_smile

Aug 09 06 09:18 am Link

Photographer

Art Of Imaging

Posts: 13136

Brooklyn, New York, US

Mike Vinereanu wrote:

When you've got many MANY icons at your disposal.

cause i posted them first someplace tongue

Aug 09 06 09:21 am Link

Photographer

Art Of Imaging

Posts: 13136

Brooklyn, New York, US

Dona wrote:
Reading MM like a magazine through my old T-Mobile sidekick while I am riding a bike at a gym.

You enlighten me so much!

Yesterday my uncle's wife came with her shirt say, "Mango Addict." It gave me chuckle because I imagined that I replaced it with "MM Addict." It would be so cliche!

big_smile

I would photograph that smile

Aug 09 06 09:22 am Link

Photographer

David Scott

Posts: 5617

Marion, Iowa, US

"MM Addict" T-shirts on advance order.  A low low price of $199.99!  I accept cash only!  smile

Aug 09 06 09:27 am Link

Photographer

Ryan Colford Studios

Posts: 2286

Brooklyn, New York, US

Well thank Gawd I'm not alone.  See you guys truly understand me.  Not my family, friends, or job who insist that I maintain a life, be productive at my day job, maybe step away from the computer for a moment. 

So what is it about Mayhem that makes it so damn addictive anyway?  It's not the speed.  It's not the happy positive people always willing to answer your actual questions in a forum without being nasty or going off topic.  Just what is it?  I ask you.  I must know!  I want to bottle it and use it to take over the world! MUWAHHAAHAHA!!

Aug 09 06 09:28 am Link

Photographer

Craig A McKenzie

Posts: 1767

Marine City, Michigan, US

...you get out of bed for a bathroom break, you check before you go and one more time before going back to bed...

Aug 09 06 09:35 am Link

Model

zephyrsister

Posts: 356

Converse, Indiana, US

_Cinnamon_ wrote:
When you hide the screen of your laptop or minimize the window the moment anyone comes into the room because you don't want them to know you're on "that website" again. Still.

Yup, when you're nekkie and your hubby's getting into bed nekkid and making the announcement "well, I'm going to bed now", and you're still typing vigorously going "ok, one more second!"  Or, you just take the laptop to bed with you.  DOH!

Aug 09 06 09:39 am Link

Photographer

Lexi Evans

Posts: 1004

Levittown, New York, US

my house was only a little on fire!

Aug 09 06 09:39 am Link

Model

zephyrsister

Posts: 356

Converse, Indiana, US

Cary K wrote:
I'm soooooooo ashamed.

And now I have TWO profiles. What does that make me? Pathetic and a loser!

I need a man!

Me too.  sad

Aug 09 06 09:40 am Link

Photographer

LNV Innovations

Posts: 174

Spring, Texas, US

Hi, I'm Lou and I am a MM-aholic.

Aug 09 06 09:41 am Link

Model

Carrie_K

Posts: 10053

Orlando, Florida, US

Lexi Evans wrote:
my house was only a little on fire!

Yeah, yeah. And I wasn't really crying, just got something in my eye!

Aug 09 06 09:41 am Link

Model

Chaya Phally

Posts: 7738

New York, New York, US

David Scott wrote:
"MM Addict" T-shirts on advance order.  A low low price of $199.99!  I accept cash only!  smile

Let's see what they look like first. So I could sleep on this offer. wink

Aug 09 06 11:34 pm Link