I need someone who actually KNOWS what the hell they're doing, that isn't going to offer some industry bull, that I could have made myself in a program that I could have downloaded off of the internet for FREE.

Anyone have any ideas?

Do it yourself.

www.phpbb.com

BBS coding is very oldschool...and who even has a modem anymore?

Do you mean a code for a message board like this?

If so there are dozens available for UNIX/Linux servers based in PHP and SQL on the internet for free.

Do you mean blog code?

If so there are dozens available for UNIX/Linux servers based in PHP and SQL on the internet for free.

Is there something in specific you're looking for it to do that the free ones wouldn't be able to handle?