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models should NOT eat lobster
met two models last night to discuss shoot. first model is sick..cough cough cough. bye bye! Second model; I am waiting so I order a sandwich ($4.95)and wait. Model shows up, so being a true gentleman I ask, " you want something" Well Divahead says to me" Yea , I am hungry and orders a $21 lobster wrap/quiche/snazzy fart yuppie dish" Now I dont know this woman , she has not posed for me: So here are my new rules: Before you pose for me; one cup of coffee, not the Starbucks $6.95 extra special After you pose for me: a burger salad special for $7.95 and a diet Pepsi. Ater you pose nude: a Hawaiian barbecue special, all the meat you can eat. Lobster is reserved for AFTER satisfying oral sex. Jul 26 06 01:24 pm Link Oh, thank God! I thought you were going to say we couldn't eat lobster because it causes skin problems or something. **Will Pose for Lobster** Jul 26 06 01:27 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: you did get fucked...just not in the way you wanted. Jul 26 06 01:27 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: ROFLMAO!!!! Sucker! Jul 26 06 01:29 pm Link hahahaha Jul 26 06 01:31 pm Link Thats just wrong, I woulda looked at her and been like "oh so your buying ME lunch!? ok I'll get the lobster too!" lol. Whenever I work with somebody I'm always picky about what I get... hell whenever somebody else is paying in general i'm always picky and get something cheap... even if I just have to get a salad or something... but I dunno thats just me... Was she at least a good model? And did you dock her pay that 21$? lol Jul 26 06 01:31 pm Link BCG wrote: WhompWhomp Jul 26 06 01:37 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: Hmm Jul 26 06 01:41 pm Link well that aint kosher  Jul 26 06 01:43 pm Link What do you expect...shame real shame.. You need to attend more "pimp & ho balls" You need some more training, they will be buying you lobster soon, don't worry.. Plus you need to get your first DT..I am serious you are so out of the loop.. LMAO Jul 26 06 01:54 pm Link _Cinnamon_ wrote: Cinnamon is taking me to Cafe Maritime ? Jul 26 06 01:58 pm Link Isys Entertainment wrote: Canada has the best school system, I hear ! Jul 26 06 01:59 pm Link  Jul 26 06 02:05 pm Link Snakebit is right! I vill haf my revenge; I will shoot her on location, where the only thing available is a bottle of water. then recommend her to Billy Pegram and SayCheez! Jul 26 06 02:07 pm Link At least she didn't order the 72oz steak... and take most of it home in a doggy bag. LOL Studio36 Jul 26 06 02:12 pm Link I'm hungry, who's buyin? Jul 26 06 02:13 pm Link I once paid two models in $70 worth of the best damn barbecue east of the Mississippi. I also once paid a model in fried chicken. Fried chicken and barbecue models are more my pace anyway. I dunno if I'm ready to shoot a lobster and caviar model.  Jul 26 06 02:14 pm Link dissolvegirl wrote: i wouldn't mind being paid in banana pudding w/ vanilla wafers Jul 26 06 02:17 pm Link Karina Kerr wrote: SOLD! I'll even throw in real chunks of banana! (What can I say, I'm a big spender! Jul 26 06 02:23 pm Link You're off the issue here! It's not that she ordered yuppie-fied lobster. After all, everyone knows that photographers (especially those who photograph glamorous models) are rolling in it. So if the photographer is buying, go for the best on the menu! (Well, my wife actually says covered with it, but I take that to mean that she is sure we are all just loaded with cash. She sure asks me for enough of it.) No my friends, the issue here is the model(s) showed up. And apparently on time. So you gave her strong positive feedback. A good thing! A few more lobster rolls and maybe she'll show up for shoots on time too! You may be on to something here..... Jul 26 06 02:25 pm Link You should have shot her as she slowly devoured it. Think the lobster scene in Flashdance! Jul 26 06 02:25 pm Link Nemi Bea wrote: Can we still get away with getting you an order from the kids menu? Jul 26 06 02:27 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: Be careful. Just because she's getting lobster, you might end up having to settle for snapper. Jul 26 06 02:29 pm Link ok- so given the OPs rate schedule . . . who wants to get some lobster with me? Jul 26 06 02:32 pm Link James Jackson wrote: Yep. Jul 26 06 02:50 pm Link so now it is TFD trade for dinner ? Jul 26 06 03:50 pm Link Nemi Bea wrote: Cool! I'm game...come on down to the studio and I'll take you to the Arimingo diner for dinner! Jul 26 06 03:58 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: The trick is finding a model who eats. Jul 26 06 05:31 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: dissolvegirl wrote: right here! Jul 26 06 05:34 pm Link Nerlande wrote: UnoMundo Photography wrote: right here! I wont mind feeding a good model after she poses (hint hint hint). Jul 26 06 05:40 pm Link next time, offer her this:  Jul 26 06 06:24 pm Link Ok, I am sposoring one Circus Circus buffet for each model after a session. Jul 26 06 09:08 pm Link hahaha I had a photog that bought me a venti chai, in and out, and 2 bras from VS. Jul 26 06 09:13 pm Link That is what you get for trying to appear "classy". Next time, hold your meet and greet at the Truck Stop Diner, where "Lobster" is that particle-board fish stuff shaped just like lobster tails that they put on the Chef's Salad. "I hear the Chicken Fried Steak is most elegant, but you may prefer the Baby Beef Liver with Bacon and Onions." "Waitress, may we please have Tabasco, and more Saltines?" Jul 26 06 09:43 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: Pfffft Bellagio buffet all the way baby!!! Jul 26 06 09:55 pm Link dissolvegirl wrote: Damn, I coming down south to shoot. Love that fried chicken. Don't have any of that stuff in NY unless you go to KFC. YUK! Jul 26 06 10:01 pm Link BlindMike wrote: Until you break a tooth on a Circus Circus roll you have not eaten. Jul 26 06 10:52 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: Are circus circus rolls by any chance delivered by chimpanzees? Jul 26 06 11:34 pm Link James Jackson wrote: No, but you can throw one of those suckers and knock the trapeze artist off the wire. Jul 26 06 11:40 pm Link After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman turns to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come down to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day," he says. The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water. The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water." The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?" Manny D. Jul 26 06 11:49 pm Link |
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