E|||B wrote:
... especially if the escort is named "Bambi", "Nikki", "Candi" or "Trixie."

And on behalf of all photographers, please make sure they are CLASSY escorts. Professional concubines. We don't want some skanky, low-class ho with track-marks on her arm that you picked up on the corner of Sunset and Vine and dragged to the photoshoot. No. We photographers demand the "Heidi Fleiss level" of high-class courtesans.

Consider this post a friendly public-service tip for those models who insist on bringing escorts to photoshoots.

Oh, and photographers, don't forget to bring your own condoms to shoots.

Tony Culture Photoz wrote:
Oh, and photographers, don't forget to bring your own condoms to shoots.

That's hilarious!

I agree...a photographer needs to be prepared for when he's ready to "shoot."

rp_photo wrote:
I used to bring this Escort on all shoots:



It was less reliable than most flakey models.

Yeah...but it would make a great paperweight...

Anderson Artwork wrote:
Yeah...but it would make a great paperweight...

If you could get it started and running long enough to reach the paper!

Many years ago, a Houston Ford dealership had a billboard with a glamorous model headshot. It said "See us for Escort service".

If all the Escorts were like my 1981 model, they would have been booked well in advance!

rp_photo wrote:
I used to bring this Escort on all shoots:
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It was less reliable than most flakey models.

My escort was always topless!