Photographer
Jack D Trute
Posts: 4558
New York, New York, US
What?
Seems to work for the rest of the crowd.
What should I use for clothes?
What type of pics do I need?
What should my hairstyle be?
What type of panties should I wear?
Should I get a bonus for traveling?
Any makeup suggestions for something I cannot describe myself?
Can the model just shut the f up for I have been damn busy over these last two years since the TFpromise a P but lucky is I get VD.
Can I get all the images within a day, edited for free when all of the above was free?
Photographer
Jack D Trute
Posts: 4558
New York, New York, US
Hey, Hey, Hey,
I am an impatient asshole it has been TWO whole minutes since I posted and no responses.
I am going to jump.
I cannot take the suspense.
You all hate me and are ignoring me unpurpose for these whole two minutes.
Ahhhhhhhh, Someone respond already
Model
theda
Posts: 21719
New York, New York, US
Has Jack been drinking from the wrong toilet tonight?
Photographer
Craig Thomson
Posts: 13462
Tacoma, Washington, US
*spreads newspaper on the floor and waits for the inevitable*
Photographer
Jack D Trute
Posts: 4558
New York, New York, US
Photographer
Bruce Talbot
Posts: 3850
Los Angeles, California, US
Free? Sure.
I get your first litter though.
Unless youz the daddy. In which case, let's take a little walk.
bt
Photographer
Brian Diaz
Posts: 65617
Danbury, Connecticut, US
Jack D Trute wrote:
What should I use for clothes?
What type of pics do I need?
What should my hairstyle be?
What type of panties should I wear?
Should I get a bonus for traveling?
Any makeup suggestions for something I cannot describe myself? Naked.
Nude.
Shaved.
None.
No.
Research string theory.
Photographer
Jack D Trute
Posts: 4558
New York, New York, US
Brian Diaz wrote:
Naked.
Nude.
Shaved.
None.
No.
Research string theory. You watch too much PBS.
I watch too much PMS.
Model
Kaloma
Posts: 26
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US
thanks for the laugh...lol
Photographer
Jack D Trute
Posts: 4558
New York, New York, US
Kaloma wrote:
thanks for the laugh...lol I get paid per LOL
Pay Me Now.
I am hungry for some powdered water.
Photographer
Leonard Gee Photography
Posts: 18096
Sacramento, California, US
Jack D Trute wrote:
What should I use for clothes?
What type of pics do I need?
What should my hairstyle be?
What type of panties should I wear?
Should I get a bonus for traveling?
Any makeup suggestions for something I cannot describe myself?
Can I get all the images within a day, edited for free when all of the above was free? 1. Try cloth, though leaves and animals have been tried
2. Good ones
3. Decent
4. Don't wear any
5. Course you should, good luck getting it
6. Isn't that what the MUA is for?
What about:
How do I light this?
What kind of light do I use and where can I get it for nothing?
What should I use for a reflector?
What kind of lens do I use?
What kind of lens would you use?
What camera should I get?
How do I get the models clothes off?
What location should I shoot at?
Where do I find this location?
How do I shoot this kind of picture?
What do I do if the model doesn't show up?
What if they don't return my call?
How would you answer this e-mail?
What kind of contract should I use?
Is this normal?
Do I need a light meter?
My camera's &(*$^%$ what do I do now?
How many shots should I take?
How do you get the model in position?
Can I touch them?
How can I grab a feel and make them think I'm posing them?
Can I say +*&^%#@ to them?
They said "@#$&(*))_+_", what do I say?
Can you drop everything and run my life for me? Because I can't do it myself.
It's a instant gratification generation with no patience and no spell check.
Photographer
Tog
Posts: 55204
Birmingham, Alabama, US
If you don't ask, you can't know..
Trick is.. You don't have to answer.. Or as Jack so wisely (and frequently) points out.. Your response can always be, "Pay me now."
Photographer
Jack D Trute
Posts: 4558
New York, New York, US
WG Rowland wrote:
If you don't ask, you can't know..
Trick is.. You don't have to answer.. Or as Jack so wisely (and frequently) points out.. Your response can always be, "Pay me now." I do not love to hear from the peions or the mineons but I do respect a good revolt.
Hey, remember I was a good king. Well I let a dude named King do me.
Does that count?
Photographer
Tog
Posts: 55204
Birmingham, Alabama, US
Jack D Trute wrote:
I do not love to hear from the peions or the mineons but I do respect a good revolt.
Hey, remember I was a good king. Well I let a dude named King do me.
Does that count? Only if he paid you...
And, yes, that is revolting..
Photographer
Jack D Trute
Posts: 4558
New York, New York, US
Leonard Gee Photography wrote:
blah, blah, blah I will send you a bill.
Oh by the way, Vinnie and Chen, Wilma, and Sven do not understand 90 days,
They actually do not understand much beyond 90 minutes.
I love my collection agency.
Model
theda
Posts: 21719
New York, New York, US
Photographer
Jack D Trute
Posts: 4558
New York, New York, US
WG Rowland wrote:
Only if he paid you...
And, yes, that is revolting.. les miserable.
Photographer
Jack D Trute
Posts: 4558
New York, New York, US
theda wrote:
Just add vodka. I do love Vodka and yellowade.
I mean Vodka and lemonade.
Photographer
Brian Diaz
Posts: 65617
Danbury, Connecticut, US
Don't eat the yellow ade.
Photographer
UnoMundo
Posts: 47532
Olympia, Washington, US
Jack D Trute wrote:
What?
Seems to work for the rest of the crowd.
What should I use for clothes?
What type of pics do I need?
What should my hairstyle be?
What type of panties should I wear?
Should I get a bonus for traveling?
Any makeup suggestions for something I cannot describe myself?
Can the model just shut the f up for I have been damn busy over these last two years since the TFpromise a P but lucky is I get VD.
Can I get all the images within a day, edited for free when all of the above was free? Ahh, you need the talents of the famous "boyfriend/manager" to make those decisions. BF/Managers with several gold teeth are the best agents to help your career.
Photographer
Done and Gone
Posts: 7650
Chiredzi, Masvingo, Zimbabwe
You need some escorts for this. Pay them in coke and gold chains.
Model
A BRITT PRO-AM
Posts: 7840
CARDIFF BY THE SEA, California, US
Brian Diaz wrote:
Naked.
Nude.
Shaved.
None.
No.
Research string theory. agreed except the last..she can't pose right while she's squinting.....
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