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From: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13445850/ Senator Jarrett Barrios is trying to pass legislation restricting the MAXIMUM NUMBER of marshmallow fluff sandwiches that can be offered to 3rd graders in Massachusetts!!! It's UNAMERICAN that Congress is trying to get involved and restrict access to this important food technology!! It's INVASIVE! More 2 the point; if Senator Barrios has got so much FREE TIME ON HIS HANDS maybe he ought to go over to Iraq and fill sandbags for the troops. Or make them some sandwiches. I am scandalized that our elected leaders are so selfish and small minded that they even notice this kind of stuff. SheeeeeSH! GWC! Jun 25 06 12:01 pm Link ROFLMAO... Jun 25 06 12:03 pm Link Isys Entertainment wrote: Hey dont LAUGH its SERIOUS. Congressmen got so much time on their hands NEXT what's it gonna be CHOCOLATE MILK?!?!? U won't be LAUGHING THEN! Jun 25 06 12:04 pm Link GWC wrote: HEHEHE..OMG..whew..okay let me try to be serious..I hate milk so I would not care but let us talk bon bons if they outlawed them I would jump of the CN Tower Jun 25 06 12:07 pm Link What a prick...well thats politics for you...Get paid big $$$ for solving problems that are not relavent isues...Glad we elect them. Jun 25 06 12:09 pm Link In Chicago, they just made it illegal to serve pate' as it is 'cruel' to the geese to be force fed from birth....WTF? This was passed mere months after the smoking law. To me, it is funny that smokers rights, which many people have no problem with removing, obviously leads to other rights being taken away. In Chicago...first smoking, then pate'. Funny? Maybe, but the increasing number of laws prohibiting peoples behaviour and choices in the united states scares the SHIT out of me. Jun 25 06 12:10 pm Link Too much sugar causes children to get ADD but not MINUS. Mindless Incompetent Nuturing of Useless Shits. He is protecting our future. Who knows? litle Johnny might grow up to cure cancer or be a serial killer, just because he he overdosed on some sugar in Mrs Johnson's class. Jun 25 06 12:15 pm Link Lapis wrote: If we dont laugh we will cry Canada is getting just as bad and the smoking laws kill me because the Government is the one who has the choke hold on tabacco distribution. These political leaders must be on drugs there are Way more important issues than Fluff, and while I am at it they should make marijuana legal! I mean if booze is legal why not canibus? Jun 25 06 12:15 pm Link GWC wrote: I always stressed trying to get the paper container open anyways without looking like a dork! But that was a long time ago.... Jun 25 06 12:17 pm Link Sheesh, that really is ridiculous. Did you notice that Senator Idiot only cared about this important issue when it was HIS kid?? Obviously, he didn't care about the deprived inner city kids getting toxic marshmallow creme sandwiches. Selfish bastard. I hope the voters in Massachusetts learn what an on-the-ball elected representative they have, and vote accordingly. mjr. Jun 25 06 12:22 pm Link I'm going to the suburbs to stuff myself with overfatted goose liver. Maybe I can find one where I can smoke and have coffee at my table afterwards too. Jun 25 06 12:41 pm Link I heard they were going to add an amendment to the statute to deem marshmallows as both lacivious and explicit causing them to fall under the auspices of 18 U.S.C. 2256. Adding those definitions would be a further deterrent since any parent caught taking a picture of their child with a marshmallow could be prosecuted for child pornography. I did hear they wanted an exception for GWC's, since it would be inappropriate to find a marshmallow as lacivious conduct for them since photos in tank tops and running shorts are already pornographic with minors. Their war cry is "Skinny, healthy and clean!" Jun 25 06 12:50 pm Link O dear... & I thought the goverment was petty in the u.k!! 0_0 That really is just diabolical! Surely they have far better thing to worry about... xDDx Jun 25 06 12:51 pm Link Lapis wrote: Sheeeeeesh!!! As if eating steak isn't cruel? Unless I am seriously misunderstanding something, the cow doesn't survive the experience. Or lobster: into the boiling hot water! And what about potatoes? They broil those little suckers alive, then slice them open and stuff them with butter!!! Horrifying! Jun 25 06 01:21 pm Link Alan from Aavian Prod wrote: (--------------- frantically ramsacking my photo locker... stockpiling all my marshmallow roasting pics... tossing them in the fireplace before FBI arrives... Jun 25 06 01:24 pm Link I'll sign your petition, GWC! Um, what is a marshmallow fluff sandwich, exactly? Jun 25 06 01:27 pm Link Somebody told me there was a thread full of excited fluffers. Jun 25 06 01:29 pm Link GWC wrote: And remember, we fellow Americans also want National Health Care...which will be RUN by these people. I really don't understand this. People talk about how they don't trust the gov't all the time, yet they want them in control of our health care? Jun 25 06 01:33 pm Link Vivus Denuo wrote: Marshmallows are a uniquely American sweet; it's a glob of sugar that has been puffed up with air until it's a kind of gooey white spongy vaguely vanilla-flavored thing. Marshmallow fluff is a runnier version of marshmallow. So it's basically goopy foamed sugar.... MMmmmmmMMM!!! Jun 25 06 02:05 pm Link Lapis wrote: Yet another reason to get rid of the lame a$$ incumbents. They always vote to give themselves raises and restrict OUR freedoms. Jun 25 06 03:40 pm Link Dominick-Destruction wrote: The entire world is not safe from elected a$$es. Unfortunately, those a$$es are able to fool enough people to get elected. That's why education is listed as a priority, and gets funded last (the people have to be smart enough to vote, but too dumb to know who or what they are voting for). Jun 25 06 03:50 pm Link I love FlufferNutter sandwichs!!!..... Mass. is a funny place....lived there for a few years......really enjoyed it....except for the winter of 78'.....but the people running the state really lack a few brain cells......to think that this takes up their time and they can say it with a straight face......now multiple this by all the state representatives....state senators....Congressional Representative and Senators.... No wonder this country is having some serious problems....it's being run by total freakin idiots..... Jun 25 06 04:07 pm Link GWC wrote: I actually just read an article stating that Congress is passing a bill so that only skim non-chocolate milk (whole milk will no longer be allowed) and sugar-free juices will be offered to grade-schools and in high schools the only caffinated beverages that will be allowed to be offered will be diet sodas in order to address the issues of child obesity. Jun 25 06 04:22 pm Link Jun 25 06 04:28 pm Link I love FlufferNutter sandwichs!!!..... This is some kind of sex thing. Code or something.?? Jun 25 06 04:34 pm Link OMG! Be thankful he only want's to limit the intake of these things. Jesus Christ, I'd never heard of these before today, but after reading the article my teeth hurt; I think I have a new cavity. I have an idea, how about a bowl of syrup and a soda. Do the kids get a cookie, ding-dong, or twinkie for dessert with these sandwiches? I agree, politicians have way too much time on their hands, I'm just making fun of this sandwich. Paul Jun 25 06 04:48 pm Link I think I have an idea for my next shoot........... Jun 25 06 05:02 pm Link GWC wrote: & people had such high respect for our elected officals already. Jun 25 06 06:16 pm Link Marcus J. Ranum wrote: I was on my way to work this AM and passed a livestock truck carrying cattle to the slaughter house. A curious cow was sticking his/her nose through the vent hole and I noticed how wet it was. Actually very slimy wet. It got me to wondering if they dry them off before they give them to us in hot dogs and such. Jun 25 06 06:23 pm Link Iona Lynn wrote: Yeah I was thinking the same thing.. Jun 25 06 07:25 pm Link I would much rather our senators concern themselves with that than legislation on serious matters! But, do you really want our combat troops eating marshmallow fluff sandwiches? Jun 25 06 09:13 pm Link Would dropping all the excess marshmallows on Iraq be out of the question? Jun 25 06 09:18 pm Link Actually, this guy is not as nuts as y'all think he is. If you read the article he simply wants to limit the frequency with which the product can be served to children in school. Fluff tastes great and I remember eating fluffinutter sandwiches myself as a kid. That said, the stuff is totally useless as a food product and, along with the rest of the junk that children today consume in large quantities, serves as the beginnings of the road to diabetes, heart desease and any number of other ailments. BTW, the number of Type II diabetes (aka: adult onset diabetes) cases in the U.S. has doubled in the last 30 tears. It is rapidly becoming the our most challenging health issue and it is being seen in children more and more often ... remember .... it is known as adult onset .... seeing it in kids on the scale that is occuring is something new and is believed to be the direct result of diets high in sugar, starches, etc. IMHO, those that think a guy like this is the last person that we want trying to implement a national health care policy, are dead wrong. He is exactly who we should want because he is astute enough to realize that all the medicine in the world won't help if we don't start dealing with the root causes of preventable deseases. If I were a Massachusettes resident, I would vote for him anytime. Jun 25 06 09:38 pm Link J Merrill Images wrote: Yes...fluff does taste great....and for the most part I agree with your statement....but do we really need laws against serving it too many times....hell....what are parents for??....we're just becoming a nation of wienies....looking to be told what to do...how to do it....and where....whatever happened to taking care of yourself???... Jun 25 06 10:40 pm Link For the most part, I agree with you in regard to parental involvement. When I look at how many young people raise their kids today, it makes me sad because so many of them have no clue how to parent. Even worse, many have no desire to accept the responsibilities of parenthood. The problem with the school food issue is most parents - even the good ones - have no idea what their kids are eating at school on any given day. It is also a problem because the parents can't be there to exercise on the spot judgement as to what, amd how much, their kids are permitted to consume. They should be able to rely on the schools to serve nutritious foods rather than sugar and salt laden junk that sets up poor, lifelong eating habits. Jun 25 06 11:11 pm Link J Merrill Images wrote: When I was a kid....and that's a looooong time ago....my mother would make us breakfast every morning....no cold cereal ever!.....actually that was our "treat" if we behaved......the she went to work, afterwards she went to school.....and then came home and made dinner......she also sent us to school with a lunch box of her homemade food..... Jun 26 06 06:26 am Link MMMMMMmmmmm....Fluffernutter... Jun 26 06 06:41 am Link Just leave the Ramen Noodles alone! Jun 26 06 06:45 am Link |