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Marvin Dockery

Posts: 2243

Alcoa, Tennessee, US

Posted by Shana Jolie: 
When the model molests you first...lol

Shana

Thats a great answer, and on topic for a change

Jul 20 05 10:26 pm Link

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Halcyon 7174 NYC

Posts: 20109

New York, New York, US

Posted by marksora: 
No worries,  Chows do not like water anyway.(what is this thread about?? hopefully something stupid like usual)

Hanachan does not even like to go outside when it rains even a little.  She will just stop at the door and want to go back up stairs.  If forced she will walk right next to the buildings just to keep dry as possible.  She does not even like the sidewalk to be wet.   

Anyway,  I feel clean and luckily forgot what we were talking about.


(Hanachan will try to follow me when surfing so go figure females.)

I used to have a keeshound. They don't like water on their backs because it takes so long to dry, but water on their bellys feels really good so wading is popular... just not swimming.

Jul 21 05 08:58 am Link

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Reese

Posts: 1136

Newport News, Virginia, US

hmmm

Jul 21 05 09:49 am Link

Photographer

Tropical Photography

Posts: 35564

Sarasota, Florida, US

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 
Naw!!  I think Eric was just raised on a steady diet of Monty Python..  Well, at least that's the excuse I use when people think I'm deranged and demented..

   

Ummmmm Wolfie...

But the question is does ANYONE buy your excuse?!
((rolling my eyes))

Yeahhhhh, I thought not.
But nice try!

smile

Mollie

Oh, Mollie!!!  No one has to BUY my excuses!!!  I give them away free of charge!!!  :-)



Strange...very strange coincidence..Lucifer offers the SAME front free load deal...it is the end load fees that is hellsfire!

Mollie

Man Mollie, you make me sound like a corporate executive!!  ;-)   

  Look deep into my eyes Mollie, YOU can TRUST ME!!!! :-D

   LOL!!!!   

Jul 21 05 10:05 am Link

Model

Barbray

Posts: 885

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 
Naw!!  I think Eric was just raised on a steady diet of Monty Python..  Well, at least that's the excuse I use when people think I'm deranged and demented..

   

Ummmmm Wolfie...

But the question is does ANYONE buy your excuse?!
((rolling my eyes))

Yeahhhhh, I thought not.
But nice try!

smile

Mollie

Oh, Mollie!!!  No one has to BUY my excuses!!!  I give them away free of charge!!!  :-)



Strange...very strange coincidence..Lucifer offers the SAME front free load deal...it is the end load fees that is hellsfire!

Mollie

Man Mollie, you make me sound like a corporate executive!!  ;-)   

  Look deep into my eyes Mollie, YOU can TRUST ME!!!! :-D

   LOL!!!!   

Sureeeeeeeeeeee I can Keith...and I DO, as long as there is a tazer, whip, and pistol within reach...

Gotcha!

Mollie

Jul 21 05 10:16 am Link

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Tropical Photography

Posts: 35564

Sarasota, Florida, US

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 
Naw!!  I think Eric was just raised on a steady diet of Monty Python..  Well, at least that's the excuse I use when people think I'm deranged and demented..

   

Ummmmm Wolfie...

But the question is does ANYONE buy your excuse?!
((rolling my eyes))

Yeahhhhh, I thought not.
But nice try!

smile

Mollie

Oh, Mollie!!!  No one has to BUY my excuses!!!  I give them away free of charge!!!  :-)



Strange...very strange coincidence..Lucifer offers the SAME front free load deal...it is the end load fees that is hellsfire!

Mollie

Man Mollie, you make me sound like a corporate executive!!  ;-)   

  Look deep into my eyes Mollie, YOU can TRUST ME!!!! :-D

   LOL!!!!   

Sureeeeeeeeeeee I can Keith...and I DO, as long as there is a tazer, whip, and pistol within reach...

Gotcha!

Mollie

Hmmmmm, that sounds like a fun saturday nite!!!  SO, whatcha doin' this weekend???  *wink wink*  :-)


    I'm thinkin' you're one wild child!!  LOL!!

Jul 21 05 10:24 am Link

Photographer

not here anymore.

Posts: 1892

San Diego, California, US

Posted by mollie_lane: 
OOOOOO you Philistine.....isn't that thunder and lightning
I see and hear screaming toward you as we speak?!?!

Ummmmmm...I think SOMEONE is fixing to ummm "light you up!"
I am outta here!

Say wha?  lol

Jul 21 05 10:27 am Link

Model

CTD- NYC Model

Posts: 969

Fairfield, Connecticut, US

oh dear, what an interesting thread. so its ok for a model to molest a photographer? but the photographer has to wait to febtober on some tuesday at 3:24 am ::shrugs:: hahah

Jul 21 05 10:36 am Link

Model

Barbray

Posts: 885

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 
Naw!!  I think Eric was just raised on a steady diet of Monty Python..  Well, at least that's the excuse I use when people think I'm deranged and demented..

   

Ummmmm Wolfie...

But the question is does ANYONE buy your excuse?!
((rolling my eyes))

Yeahhhhh, I thought not.
But nice try!

smile

Mollie

Oh, Mollie!!!  No one has to BUY my excuses!!!  I give them away free of charge!!!  :-)



Strange...very strange coincidence..Lucifer offers the SAME front free load deal...it is the end load fees that is hellsfire!

Mollie

Man Mollie, you make me sound like a corporate executive!!  ;-)   

  Look deep into my eyes Mollie, YOU can TRUST ME!!!! :-D

   LOL!!!!   

Sureeeeeeeeeeee I can Keith...and I DO, as long as there is a tazer, whip, and pistol within reach...

Gotcha!

Mollie

Hmmmmm, that sounds like a fun saturday nite!!!  SO, whatcha doin' this weekend???  *wink wink*  :-)


    I'm thinkin' you're one wild child!!  LOL!! 

Welllllllllllll sugahhhhhhh pieeeeee... just because I AM Southern and I talk slooowwwwww does not mean I AM slow. ((shakin' my head at you, you crazy man!))

As for this weekend, I have VIP passes to Visions in Hotlanta
and we are going to go shake what our mama's gave us.

wink

Mollie

Jul 21 05 04:08 pm Link

Photographer

- null -

Posts: 4576

Posted by mollie_lane: 
As for this weekend, I have VIP passes to Visions in Hotlanta
and we are going to go shake what our mama's gave us.

The papa's never get any credit.

Jul 21 05 04:19 pm Link

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Tropical Photography

Posts: 35564

Sarasota, Florida, US

Posted by mollie_lane: 
[quote

Welllllllllllll sugahhhhhhh pieeeeee... just because I AM Southern and I talk slooowwwwww does not mean I AM slow. ((shakin' my head at you, you crazy man!))

As for this weekend, I have VIP passes to Visions in Hotlanta
and we are going to go shake what our mama's gave us.

wink

Mollie

Well, can I be your friend and join the fun??  I can shake what my mama gave!!  Better yet, I'll just capture the moment for all posteriety sakes!!

  And I too, be a southerner!!  Please pass the sweet tea...  ;-)

Jul 21 05 04:26 pm Link

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Barbray

Posts: 885

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Posted by * Visual Mindscapes *: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 
OOOOOO you Philistine.....isn't that thunder and lightning
I see and hear screaming toward you as we speak?!?!

Ummmmmm...I think SOMEONE is fixing to ummm "light you up!"
I am outta here!

Say wha?  lol

Uh-huh....you heard me! ((LOL))

Mollie


Jul 21 05 04:43 pm Link

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Barbray

Posts: 885

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Posted by carra: 
oh dear, what an interesting thread. so its ok for a model to molest a photographer? but the photographer has to wait to febtober on some tuesday at 3:24 am ::shrugs:: hahah

LOL@Cara...

The THIRD THURSDAY at 3:24am in FEBTOBER...Cara!
Sounds fairly simple and ridiculous to me!

((grinning))

Mollie

Jul 21 05 04:46 pm Link

Model

Barbray

Posts: 885

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Posted by Eric Muss-Barnes: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 
As for this weekend, I have VIP passes to Visions in Hotlanta
and we are going to go shake what our mama's gave us.

The papa's never get any credit.

Papa's give us that certain "gleam in our eyes",
but face it...if MEN had to carry a baby around,
survive 9 months of pregnancy, and then deliver
it...Cain would be an only child and none of us would
exist!

Mollie

Jul 21 05 04:49 pm Link

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Moser Photographic

Posts: 28

Spring, Texas, US

Phase of the moon, after 3 sessions...# of Ruthies, sense of humor, quantity of alcoholic drinks(after 3 sessions)
ANNNNNNNNNNND if she's a Monty Python fan.... :>)

Jul 21 05 04:54 pm Link

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Barbray

Posts: 885

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 
[quote

Welllllllllllll sugahhhhhhh pieeeeee... just because I AM Southern and I talk slooowwwwww does not mean I AM slow. ((shakin' my head at you, you crazy man!))

As for this weekend, I have VIP passes to Visions in Hotlanta
and we are going to go shake what our mama's gave us.

wink

Mollie

Well, can I be your friend and join the fun??  I can shake what my mama gave!!  Better yet, I'll just capture the moment for all posteriety sakes!!

  And I too, be a southerner!!  Please pass the sweet tea...  ;-) 

Ummmmm...have you seen or heard about the doormen at Visions Keith honey pie?!
You bop up, with a camera slung around your neck (my friend and pass or not), they are going to show you how you can tie it into a neat Windsor knot in 15 seconds!

Mollie

Jul 21 05 05:00 pm Link

Photographer

Tropical Photography

Posts: 35564

Sarasota, Florida, US

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 
[quote

Welllllllllllll sugahhhhhhh pieeeeee... just because I AM Southern and I talk slooowwwwww does not mean I AM slow. ((shakin' my head at you, you crazy man!))

As for this weekend, I have VIP passes to Visions in Hotlanta
and we are going to go shake what our mama's gave us.

wink

Mollie

Well, can I be your friend and join the fun??  I can shake what my mama gave!!  Better yet, I'll just capture the moment for all posteriety sakes!!

  And I too, be a southerner!!  Please pass the sweet tea...  ;-) 

Ummmmm...have you seen or heard about the doormen at Visions Keith honey pie?!
You bop up, with a camera slung around your neck (my friend and pass or not), they are going to show you how you can tie it into a neat Windsor knot in 15 seconds!

Mollie

That's why ya use the cellphone camera!!  *gives the oh, I can't believe you look*   You don't think I'd bring the really good stuff, do ya.. 

  Well, I'm the really good stuff, but that's another story!!  :-)

Jul 21 05 05:15 pm Link

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Jedediah

Posts: 21

Montgomery, Illinois, US

Posted by marksora: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 
A word of advice remember what "smut" and "debauchery"
cost Sodom and Gomorrah before you answer the charge.
wink
Mollie

I have heard this before but never answered.   So we hear of Sodom and Gomorrah,  we all know what it is to Sodomize someone.   How exactly do you Gomorrahize a person?   For I want to make sure I have some Kodachrome for that.

(funny how many heads will be scratching just at the Kodachrome reference.)

Isn't Kodachrome some sort of soup?? 

Jul 21 05 05:32 pm Link

Model

Barbray

Posts: 885

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 
[quote

Welllllllllllll sugahhhhhhh pieeeeee... just because I AM Southern and I talk slooowwwwww does not mean I AM slow. ((shakin' my head at you, you crazy man!))

As for this weekend, I have VIP passes to Visions in Hotlanta
and we are going to go shake what our mama's gave us.

wink

Mollie

Well, can I be your friend and join the fun??  I can shake what my mama gave!!  Better yet, I'll just capture the moment for all posteriety sakes!!

  And I too, be a southerner!!  Please pass the sweet tea...  ;-) 

Ummmmm...have you seen or heard about the doormen at Visions Keith honey pie?!
You bop up, with a camera slung around your neck (my friend and pass or not), they are going to show you how you can tie it into a neat Windsor knot in 15 seconds!

Mollie

That's why ya use the cellphone camera!!  *gives the oh, I can't believe you look*   You don't think I'd bring the really good stuff, do ya.. 

  Well, I'm the really good stuff, but that's another story!!  :-)

Yeah...I was thinking a cellphone camera WOULD be much easier and less painful to stuff down your throat...

wink

Mollie

Jul 21 05 05:33 pm Link

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Monsante Bey

Posts: 2111

Columbus, Georgia, US

Posted by mollie_lane: 


OOOOOO, it HAS been answered....but just in case you are still confused...the answer is NOPE, you can NOT get lucky.

WHY?

Simple...Here are the RULES, and YES, they are set in STONE.
Yes, those Moses stone tablet form! The kind of wrath of GOD if you DARE to break them stone tablet form.

It is NOT Febtober.
It is NOT the third Thursday of Febtober.
It also NOT 3:24am.

And NO...you get NO Burning Bush warning FIRST!
No hand writing on the WALL alert!
Just Zappppppppppppo and you turn into a tea cup-sized
mound of salt!

Plain enough for you!
Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh!

Mollie
!

Too late Mollie, I have a shoot booked tonight at 3AM.
MUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

Jul 21 05 05:40 pm Link

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Rain Fawn

Posts: 14

Phillipsburg, New Jersey, US

the topic interests me on the main page but then i get bored and too lazy to read through it all. but words like molest and whatever else get peoples attention,...RIGHT??????

Jul 21 05 05:50 pm Link

Photographer

Tropical Photography

Posts: 35564

Sarasota, Florida, US

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 
[quote

Welllllllllllll sugahhhhhhh pieeeeee... just because I AM Southern and I talk slooowwwwww does not mean I AM slow. ((shakin' my head at you, you crazy man!))

As for this weekend, I have VIP passes to Visions in Hotlanta
and we are going to go shake what our mama's gave us.

wink

Mollie

Well, can I be your friend and join the fun??  I can shake what my mama gave!!  Better yet, I'll just capture the moment for all posteriety sakes!!

  And I too, be a southerner!!  Please pass the sweet tea...  ;-) 

Ummmmm...have you seen or heard about the doormen at Visions Keith honey pie?!
You bop up, with a camera slung around your neck (my friend and pass or not), they are going to show you how you can tie it into a neat Windsor knot in 15 seconds!

Mollie

That's why ya use the cellphone camera!!  *gives the oh, I can't believe you look*   You don't think I'd bring the really good stuff, do ya.. 

  Well, I'm the really good stuff, but that's another story!!  :-)

Yeah...I was thinking a cellphone camera WOULD be much easier and less painful to stuff down your throat...

wink

Mollie

My oh my!!  We are a feisty one..  That should play well in the courtroom.. Guess if I ever need counsel, I'm calling you!! :-)

Though I am a bit concerned about these violent tendencies of yours!  I'm starting to think you might admire Lorena Bobbitt... OUCH!!  LOL!!

Jul 21 05 05:53 pm Link

Model

Barbray

Posts: 885

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Posted by Monsante Bey: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 


OOOOOO, it HAS been answered....but just in case you are still confused...the answer is NOPE, you can NOT get lucky.

WHY?

Simple...Here are the RULES, and YES, they are set in STONE.
Yes, those Moses stone tablet form! The kind of wrath of GOD if you DARE to break them stone tablet form.

It is NOT Febtober.
It is NOT the third Thursday of Febtober.
It also NOT 3:24am.

And NO...you get NO Burning Bush warning FIRST!
No hand writing on the WALL alert!
Just Zappppppppppppo and you turn into a tea cup-sized
mound of salt!

Plain enough for you!
Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh!

Mollie
!

Too late Mollie, I have a shoot booked tonight at 3AM.
MUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

OOOOOOmiword!  Where is THEDA?!?! I need my super secret handy dandy decoder ring that I got in a box of Cracker Jacks
back ASAP...I have got to send out a secret SOS to all models within 100 miles of Monsante Bey!

Ummmmmm well never mind...just checked the Weather Channel and they're reporting a huge, strange, mysterious thunder cloud is streaking toward Monsante Bey...even as we speak.

SOMEONE obviously is ahead of and onto your game plan pal!

:0

Mollie

Jul 21 05 05:58 pm Link

Photographer

Marvin Dockery

Posts: 2243

Alcoa, Tennessee, US

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 
[quote

Welllllllllllll sugahhhhhhh pieeeeee... just because I AM Southern and I talk slooowwwwww does not mean I AM slow. ((shakin' my head at you, you crazy man!))

As for this weekend, I have VIP passes to Visions in Hotlanta
and we are going to go shake what our mama's gave us.

wink

Mollie

Well, can I be your friend and join the fun??  I can shake what my mama gave!!  Better yet, I'll just capture the moment for all posteriety sakes!!

  And I too, be a southerner!!  Please pass the sweet tea...  ;-) 

Ummmmm...have you seen or heard about the doormen at Visions Keith honey pie?!
You bop up, with a camera slung around your neck (my friend and pass or not), they are going to show you how you can tie it into a neat Windsor knot in 15 seconds!

Mollie

That's why ya use the cellphone camera!!  *gives the oh, I can't believe you look*   You don't think I'd bring the really good stuff, do ya.. 

  Well, I'm the really good stuff, but that's another story!!  :-)

Yeah...I was thinking a cellphone camera WOULD be much easier and less painful to stuff down your throat...

wink

Mollie

My oh my!!  We are a feisty one..  That should play well in the courtroom.. Guess if I ever need counsel, I'm calling you!! :-)

Though I am a bit concerned about these violent tendencies of yours!  I'm starting to think you might admire Lorena Bobbitt... OUCH!!  LOL!!

I have about decided that Mollie Malone must be going to a preachers school, and not to George mason U.

Jul 21 05 06:00 pm Link

Photographer

- null -

Posts: 4576

Posted by starberri: 
the topic interests me on the main page but then i get bored and too lazy to read through it all. but words like molest and whatever else get peoples attention,...RIGHT??????

Mollie and Keith pretty much hijacked it.

I haven't even been reading their exchange. I got bored too and I started the damn thing!

LOL

Jul 21 05 06:06 pm Link

Model

Barbray

Posts: 885

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 
[quote

Welllllllllllll sugahhhhhhh pieeeeee... just because I AM Southern and I talk slooowwwwww does not mean I AM slow. ((shakin' my head at you, you crazy man!))

As for this weekend, I have VIP passes to Visions in Hotlanta
and we are going to go shake what our mama's gave us.

wink

Mollie

Well, can I be your friend and join the fun??  I can shake what my mama gave!!  Better yet, I'll just capture the moment for all posteriety sakes!!

  And I too, be a southerner!!  Please pass the sweet tea...  ;-) 

Ummmmm...have you seen or heard about the doormen at Visions Keith honey pie?!
You bop up, with a camera slung around your neck (my friend and pass or not), they are going to show you how you can tie it into a neat Windsor knot in 15 seconds!

Mollie

That's why ya use the cellphone camera!!  *gives the oh, I can't believe you look*   You don't think I'd bring the really good stuff, do ya.. 

  Well, I'm the really good stuff, but that's another story!!  :-)

Yeah...I was thinking a cellphone camera WOULD be much easier and less painful to stuff down your throat...

wink

Mollie

My oh my!!  We are a feisty one..  That should play well in the courtroom.. Guess if I ever need counsel, I'm calling you!! :-)

Though I am a bit concerned about these violent tendencies of yours!  I'm starting to think you might admire Lorena Bobbitt... OUCH!!  LOL!!

Well a fellow friend, debate competitor, and classmate likes to
sotto voce Travis' song..."Here comes T-R-O-U-B-L-E" when I would be called up to rebut a point of law.

Guys are such comedians...

As for Lorena...nope, do not admire someone with no real creativity, determination, or passion...if the man I loved and gave my heart to betrayed me, played me and used me...I would have used a cheese grater on him. A paring knife is too quick, too neat, too painless, and the damage CAN be corrected.

Mollie

Jul 21 05 06:08 pm Link

Photographer

Jwill266

Posts: 449

Louisville, Kentucky, US

What a stupid disgusting topic. I have a 15 yr old daughter with a port on here. Is this what you want her to think of photogs. She is allready gun shy with other photog's.

Jul 21 05 06:12 pm Link

Photographer

- null -

Posts: 4576

Weeeeeeeeeeee!

https://www.mashby.com/images/posts/lemming.gif

Jul 21 05 06:23 pm Link

Photographer

Tropical Photography

Posts: 35564

Sarasota, Florida, US

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 
[quote

Welllllllllllll sugahhhhhhh pieeeeee... just because I AM Southern and I talk slooowwwwww does not mean I AM slow. ((shakin' my head at you, you crazy man!))

As for this weekend, I have VIP passes to Visions in Hotlanta
and we are going to go shake what our mama's gave us.

wink

Mollie

Well, can I be your friend and join the fun??  I can shake what my mama gave!!  Better yet, I'll just capture the moment for all posteriety sakes!!

  And I too, be a southerner!!  Please pass the sweet tea...  ;-) 

Ummmmm...have you seen or heard about the doormen at Visions Keith honey pie?!
You bop up, with a camera slung around your neck (my friend and pass or not), they are going to show you how you can tie it into a neat Windsor knot in 15 seconds!

Mollie

That's why ya use the cellphone camera!!  *gives the oh, I can't believe you look*   You don't think I'd bring the really good stuff, do ya.. 

  Well, I'm the really good stuff, but that's another story!!  :-)

Yeah...I was thinking a cellphone camera WOULD be much easier and less painful to stuff down your throat...

wink

Mollie

My oh my!!  We are a feisty one..  That should play well in the courtroom.. Guess if I ever need counsel, I'm calling you!! :-)

Though I am a bit concerned about these violent tendencies of yours!  I'm starting to think you might admire Lorena Bobbitt... OUCH!!  LOL!!

Well a fellow friend, debate competitor, and classmate likes to
sotto voce Travis' song..."Here comes T-R-O-U-B-L-E" when I would be called up to rebut a point of law.

Guys are such comedians...

As for Lorena...nope, do not admire someone with no real creativity, determination, or passion...if the man I loved and gave my heart to betrayed me, played me and used me...I would have used a cheese grater on him. A paring knife is too quick, too neat, too painless, and the damage CAN be corrected.

Mollie

In a really warped way, I have to say I admire your creativity!! *applaud,applaud,applaud*    :-D

Jul 21 05 06:48 pm Link

Photographer

Tropical Photography

Posts: 35564

Sarasota, Florida, US

Posted by Eric Muss-Barnes: 
Weeeeeeeeeeee!

https://www.mashby.com/images/posts/lemming.gif

Now this was just hilarious!!!  Nice touch Eric.. Oh, and on behalf of myself and Mollie, sorry we stole your thunder.. But you've had SOOOOO many moments, we didn't think  you'ld mind...  :-D

Jul 21 05 06:50 pm Link

Photographer

Jack D Trute

Posts: 4558

New York, New York, US

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 
[quote

Welllllllllllll sugahhhhhhh pieeeeee... just because I AM Southern and I talk slooowwwwww does not mean I AM slow. ((shakin' my head at you, you crazy man!))

As for this weekend, I have VIP passes to Visions in Hotlanta
and we are going to go shake what our mama's gave us.

wink

Mollie

Well, can I be your friend and join the fun??  I can shake what my mama gave!!  Better yet, I'll just capture the moment for all posteriety sakes!!

  And I too, be a southerner!!  Please pass the sweet tea...  ;-) 

Ummmmm...have you seen or heard about the doormen at Visions Keith honey pie?!
You bop up, with a camera slung around your neck (my friend and pass or not), they are going to show you how you can tie it into a neat Windsor knot in 15 seconds!

Mollie

That's why ya use the cellphone camera!!  *gives the oh, I can't believe you look*   You don't think I'd bring the really good stuff, do ya.. 

  Well, I'm the really good stuff, but that's another story!!  :-)

Yeah...I was thinking a cellphone camera WOULD be much easier and less painful to stuff down your throat...

wink

Mollie

My oh my!!  We are a feisty one..  That should play well in the courtroom.. Guess if I ever need counsel, I'm calling you!! :-)

Though I am a bit concerned about these violent tendencies of yours!  I'm starting to think you might admire Lorena Bobbitt... OUCH!!  LOL!!

Well a fellow friend, debate competitor, and classmate likes to
sotto voce Travis' song..."Here comes T-R-O-U-B-L-E" when I would be called up to rebut a point of law.

Guys are such comedians...

As for Lorena...nope, do not admire someone with no real creativity, determination, or passion...if the man I loved and gave my heart to betrayed me, played me and used me...I would have used a cheese grater on him. A paring knife is too quick, too neat, too painless, and the damage CAN be corrected.

Mollie

In a really warped way, I have to say I admire your creativity!! *applaud,applaud,applaud*    :-D

What is this??  A Chinese Water Torture Vortex.  Are we going to keep quoting until Vortex or until someone's head exploads?

Wolfie warped,  no you MUST be joking?

Wolfie,  how can you applaud with one hand?

Jul 21 05 07:33 pm Link

Photographer

Jack D Trute

Posts: 4558

New York, New York, US

Posted by Jack D Trute: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 
[quote

Welllllllllllll sugahhhhhhh pieeeeee... just because I AM Southern and I talk slooowwwwww does not mean I AM slow. ((shakin' my head at you, you crazy man!))

As for this weekend, I have VIP passes to Visions in Hotlanta
and we are going to go shake what our mama's gave us.

wink

Mollie

Well, can I be your friend and join the fun??  I can shake what my mama gave!!  Better yet, I'll just capture the moment for all posteriety sakes!!

  And I too, be a southerner!!  Please pass the sweet tea...  ;-) 

Ummmmm...have you seen or heard about the doormen at Visions Keith honey pie?!
You bop up, with a camera slung around your neck (my friend and pass or not), they are going to show you how you can tie it into a neat Windsor knot in 15 seconds!

Mollie

That's why ya use the cellphone camera!!  *gives the oh, I can't believe you look*   You don't think I'd bring the really good stuff, do ya.. 

  Well, I'm the really good stuff, but that's another story!!  :-)

Yeah...I was thinking a cellphone camera WOULD be much easier and less painful to stuff down your throat...

wink

Mollie

My oh my!!  We are a feisty one..  That should play well in the courtroom.. Guess if I ever need counsel, I'm calling you!! :-)

Though I am a bit concerned about these violent tendencies of yours!  I'm starting to think you might admire Lorena Bobbitt... OUCH!!  LOL!!

Well a fellow friend, debate competitor, and classmate likes to
sotto voce Travis' song..."Here comes T-R-O-U-B-L-E" when I would be called up to rebut a point of law.

Guys are such comedians...

As for Lorena...nope, do not admire someone with no real creativity, determination, or passion...if the man I loved and gave my heart to betrayed me, played me and used me...I would have used a cheese grater on him. A paring knife is too quick, too neat, too painless, and the damage CAN be corrected.

Mollie

In a really warped way, I have to say I admire your creativity!! *applaud,applaud,applaud*    :-D

What is this??  A Chinese Water Torture Vortex.  Are we going to keep quoting until Vortex or until someone's head exploads?

Wolfie warped,  no you MUST be joking?

Wolfie,  how can you applaud with one hand?

See it has entered the world of the Vortex.   

Theda,  it wasn't me,  really I was just pointing it out.  This does not count as my one for the month does it?   I have been saving that one.

Jul 21 05 07:36 pm Link

Photographer

- null -

Posts: 4576

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 
Now this was just hilarious!!!  Nice touch Eric.. Oh, and on behalf of myself and Mollie, sorry we stole your thunder.. But you've had SOOOOO many moments, we didn't think  you'ld mind...  :-D

Oh, PLEASE. Of course I don't mind. I love photography and I take photography seriously. But forums? This is ENTERTAINMENT. I don't take things seriously on here. By all means, steal away. Hijack threads. Only freakin' moronic losers take offense at things like hijacked threads. There are slightly bigger troubles in life to be concerned with, ya know?

Besides, Mollie is fun. She's a great choice to hijack a thread with. She's smart, flirtatious and venomous. Just like Theda. I love intelligent, flirty, abrasive women. Helps when they're smokin' hot too. Prissy, conservative, ice-queens are shitty models. Women with vibrant personalities like Theda and Mollie are the type that are a BLAST to photograph.

Jul 21 05 07:43 pm Link

Photographer

XtremeArtists

Posts: 9122

Posted by Jack D Trute: 

Posted by Jack B Nimble: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Keith: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Doggie aka Wolfie: 

Posted by Louise_lane: 

Posted by Keith AKC Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Jack D Trute: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by Wally_Wayne: 

Posted by Sheesh aka Wolfie: 

Posted by Ballsy_Babe: 

Posted by Keith and Wolfie: 

Posted by Aaron_lane: 

Posted by Little Red Riding Hood aka Wolfie: 

Posted by Sunshine_Flowers: 


Welllllllllllll sugahhhhhhh pieeeeee... just because I AM Southern and I talk slooowwwwww does not mean I AM slow. ((shakin' my head at you, you crazy man!))

As for this weekend, I have VIP passes to Visions in Hotlanta
and we are going to go shake what our mama's gave us.

wink

Mollie

Well, can I be your friend and join the fun??  I can shake what my mama gave!!  Better yet, I'll just capture the moment for all posteriety sakes!!

  And I too, be a southerner!!  Please pass the sweet tea...  ;-) 

Ummmmm...have you seen or heard about the doormen at Visions Keith honey pie?!
You bop up, with a camera slung around your neck (my friend and pass or not), they are going to show you how you can tie it into a neat Windsor knot in 15 seconds!

Mollie

That's why ya use the cellphone camera!!  *gives the oh, I can't believe you look*   You don't think I'd bring the really good stuff, do ya.. 

  Well, I'm the really good stuff, but that's another story!!  :-)

Yeah...I was thinking a cellphone camera WOULD be much easier and less painful to stuff down your throat...

wink

Mollie

My oh my!!  We are a feisty one..  That should play well in the courtroom.. Guess if I ever need counsel, I'm calling you!! :-)

Though I am a bit concerned about these violent tendencies of yours!  I'm starting to think you might admire Lorena Bobbitt... OUCH!!  LOL!!

Well a fellow friend, debate competitor, and classmate likes to
sotto voce Travis' song..."Here comes T-R-O-U-B-L-E" when I would be called up to rebut a point of law.

Guys are such comedians...

As for Lorena...nope, do not admire someone with no real creativity, determination, or passion...if the man I loved and gave my heart to betrayed me, played me and used me...I would have used a cheese grater on him. A paring knife is too quick, too neat, too painless, and the damage CAN be corrected.

Mollie

In a really warped way, I have to say I admire your creativity!! *applaud,applaud,applaud*    :-D

What is this??  A Chinese Water Torture Vortex.  Are we going to keep quoting until Vortex or until someone's head exploads?

Wolfie warped,  no you MUST be joking?

Wolfie,  how can you applaud with one hand?

See it has entered the world of the Vortex.   

Theda,  it wasn't me,  really I was just pointing it out.  This does not count as my one for the month does it?   I have been saving that one.

Yes. Clearly vortex material.

Jul 21 05 07:44 pm Link

Photographer

Tropical Photography

Posts: 35564

Sarasota, Florida, US

Posted by XtremeArtists: 

Posted by Jack D Trute: 

Posted by Jack B Nimble: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Keith: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Doggie aka Wolfie: 

Posted by Louise_lane: 

Posted by Keith AKC Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Jack D Trute: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by Wally_Wayne: 

Posted by Sheesh aka Wolfie: 

Posted by Ballsy_Babe: 

Posted by Keith and Wolfie: 

Posted by Aaron_lane: 

Posted by Little Red Riding Hood aka Wolfie: 

Posted by Sunshine_Flowers: 


Welllllllllllll sugahhhhhhh pieeeeee... just because I AM Southern and I talk slooowwwwww does not mean I AM slow. ((shakin' my head at you, you crazy man!))

As for this weekend, I have VIP passes to Visions in Hotlanta
and we are going to go shake what our mama's gave us.

wink

Mollie

Well, can I be your friend and join the fun??  I can shake what my mama gave!!  Better yet, I'll just capture the moment for all posteriety sakes!!

  And I too, be a southerner!!  Please pass the sweet tea...  ;-) 

Ummmmm...have you seen or heard about the doormen at Visions Keith honey pie?!
You bop up, with a camera slung around your neck (my friend and pass or not), they are going to show you how you can tie it into a neat Windsor knot in 15 seconds!

Mollie

That's why ya use the cellphone camera!!  *gives the oh, I can't believe you look*   You don't think I'd bring the really good stuff, do ya.. 

  Well, I'm the really good stuff, but that's another story!!  :-)

Yeah...I was thinking a cellphone camera WOULD be much easier and less painful to stuff down your throat...

wink

Mollie

My oh my!!  We are a feisty one..  That should play well in the courtroom.. Guess if I ever need counsel, I'm calling you!! :-)

Though I am a bit concerned about these violent tendencies of yours!  I'm starting to think you might admire Lorena Bobbitt... OUCH!!  LOL!!

Well a fellow friend, debate competitor, and classmate likes to
sotto voce Travis' song..."Here comes T-R-O-U-B-L-E" when I would be called up to rebut a point of law.

Guys are such comedians...

As for Lorena...nope, do not admire someone with no real creativity, determination, or passion...if the man I loved and gave my heart to betrayed me, played me and used me...I would have used a cheese grater on him. A paring knife is too quick, too neat, too painless, and the damage CAN be corrected.

Mollie

In a really warped way, I have to say I admire your creativity!! *applaud,applaud,applaud*    :-D

What is this??  A Chinese Water Torture Vortex.  Are we going to keep quoting until Vortex or until someone's head exploads?

Wolfie warped,  no you MUST be joking?

Wolfie,  how can you applaud with one hand?

See it has entered the world of the Vortex.   

Theda,  it wasn't me,  really I was just pointing it out.  This does not count as my one for the month does it?   I have been saving that one.

Yes. Clearly vortex material.

So nice of you to join us, Herb..  Now, lets all turn on our black lights and enjoy the VORTEX!!!!!   


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Jul 21 05 07:58 pm Link

Photographer

BLL Photography

Posts: 344

CANOGA PARK, California, US

The answer to the question is quite simple...

After she first molests you! smile

Jul 21 05 07:59 pm Link

Model

theda

Posts: 21719

New York, New York, US

Posted by Eric Muss-Barnes: 
Prissy, conservative, ice-queens are shitty models. Women with vibrant personalities like Theda and Mollie are the type that are a BLAST to photograph.

I am an ice quenn. You take that back or else.

Jul 21 05 08:01 pm Link

Photographer

Tropical Photography

Posts: 35564

Sarasota, Florida, US

Posted by Jack D Trute: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 

Posted by Keith aka Wolfie: 

Posted by mollie_lane: 
[quote

Welllllllllllll sugahhhhhhh pieeeeee... just because I AM Southern and I talk slooowwwwww does not mean I AM slow. ((shakin' my head at you, you crazy man!))

As for this weekend, I have VIP passes to Visions in Hotlanta
and we are going to go shake what our mama's gave us.

wink

Mollie

Well, can I be your friend and join the fun??  I can shake what my mama gave!!  Better yet, I'll just capture the moment for all posteriety sakes!!

  And I too, be a southerner!!  Please pass the sweet tea...  ;-) 

Ummmmm...have you seen or heard about the doormen at Visions Keith honey pie?!
You bop up, with a camera slung around your neck (my friend and pass or not), they are going to show you how you can tie it into a neat Windsor knot in 15 seconds!

Mollie

That's why ya use the cellphone camera!!  *gives the oh, I can't believe you look*   You don't think I'd bring the really good stuff, do ya.. 

  Well, I'm the really good stuff, but that's another story!!  :-)

Yeah...I was thinking a cellphone camera WOULD be much easier and less painful to stuff down your throat...

wink

Mollie

My oh my!!  We are a feisty one..  That should play well in the courtroom.. Guess if I ever need counsel, I'm calling you!! :-)

Though I am a bit concerned about these violent tendencies of yours!  I'm starting to think you might admire Lorena Bobbitt... OUCH!!  LOL!!

Well a fellow friend, debate competitor, and classmate likes to
sotto voce Travis' song..."Here comes T-R-O-U-B-L-E" when I would be called up to rebut a point of law.

Guys are such comedians...

As for Lorena...nope, do not admire someone with no real creativity, determination, or passion...if the man I loved and gave my heart to betrayed me, played me and used me...I would have used a cheese grater on him. A paring knife is too quick, too neat, too painless, and the damage CAN be corrected.

Mollie

In a really warped way, I have to say I admire your creativity!! *applaud,applaud,applaud*    :-D

What is this??  A Chinese Water Torture Vortex.  Are we going to keep quoting until Vortex or until someone's head exploads?

Wolfie warped,  no you MUST be joking?

Wolfie,  how can you applaud with one hand?

Ahh, my friend, Jack... You see, I am one with the applause..   I allow my Yin and Yang to applaud for me......

  Hmmmmmmmmmm...... Hmmmmmmmmmmm.. Hmmmmmmm

Jul 21 05 08:01 pm Link

Photographer

jO3Design

Posts: 29

Los Angeles, California, US

Posted by theda: 

Posted by Eric Muss-Barnes: 
Prissy, conservative, ice-queens are shitty models. Women with vibrant personalities like Theda and Mollie are the type that are a BLAST to photograph.

I am an ice quenn. You take that back or else.

HOLY CRAP THEDA MADE AN ERROR AND I CAUGHT IT!

muahaha *evil laugh*

Jul 21 05 08:02 pm Link

Photographer

Patrick Walberg

Posts: 45477

San Juan Bautista, California, US

When it's two models against one scrawny tired photographer at 2 AM in the morning after a long day/night of shooting ... I just posted as my aviator a resulting picture of me in exactly that situation!  An assistant took the picture. 


There are times when a kiss from a model (or a lap dance is even better!) can be the "tip" a poor guy needs to smile!  Well, I don't molest models, but sometimes they molest me.  I wont fight about it!  tongue

Jul 21 05 08:05 pm Link