Model
Bailee Martini
Posts: 648
Jacksonville, Alabama, US
you decide! what should be the next overdrawn, annoying ass topic? (smiley face)
Model
Electra T
Posts: 15462
Brooklyn, Indiana, US
The most ugly portfolio on MM.
Makeup Artist
myles oreilly
Posts: 24
Westminster, Colorado, US
How about the most ignorant distasteful game of racist ping pong?
Photographer
Michael Kirst
Posts: 3231
Los Angeles, California, US
Gay Jewish (and colored) great danes.
That wear leeederhosen[sic]
Photographer
4C 41 42
Posts: 11093
Nashville, Tennessee, US
Most obvious cell phone pic? :: hides portfolio ::
Model
The_N_Word
Posts: 5067
New York, New York, US
Electra T wrote:
The most ugly portfolio on MM. Ahem...you mean ''ugliest''
Model
Bailee Martini
Posts: 648
Jacksonville, Alabama, US
myles oreilly wrote:
How about the most ignorant distasteful game of racist ping pong? no no, we already did that one.
Model
Claire Elizabeth
Posts: 1550
Exton, Pennsylvania, US
Worst speller? Worst use of grammar? Hardest profile to read/understand?
Photographer
Tog
Posts: 55204
Birmingham, Alabama, US
baelie wrote:
you decide! what should be the next overdrawn, annoying ass topic? (smiley face) I'd happily start a how cute is bailie thread.. But even the nicey-nice *bump* threads manage to piss someone or other off.. (I know, I've done 5 or 6 now..)
Model
Electra T
Posts: 15462
Brooklyn, Indiana, US
Nerlande wrote:
Ahem...you mean ''ugliest'' I know what I meant. The most ugliest portfolio on MM would be worse.
Model
Bailee Martini
Posts: 648
Jacksonville, Alabama, US
Claire Elizabeth wrote:
Worst speller? Worst use of grammar? Hardest profile to read/understand? along those lines, how about the worst banter presented by someone who's first language is obviously not english?
Photographer
Michael Kirst
Posts: 3231
Los Angeles, California, US
The worst pair of misshapen, lopsided, uneven, destroyed pair of fake tits on a model in a port! Yeeeck!
Model
Bailee Martini
Posts: 648
Jacksonville, Alabama, US
WG Rowland wrote:
I'd happily start a how cute is bailie thread.. But even the nicey-nice *bump* threads manage to piss someone or other off.. (I know, I've done 5 or 6 now..) oh no; by all means, please feel free to start that thread.
Model
Claire Elizabeth
Posts: 1550
Exton, Pennsylvania, US
baelie wrote:
along those lines, how about the worst banter presented by someone who's first language is obviously not english? Definately yes!!
Model
Bailee Martini
Posts: 648
Jacksonville, Alabama, US
Michael Kirst wrote:
The worst pair of misshapen, lopsided, uneven, destroyed pair of fake tits on a model in a port! Yeeeck! ooh i like it.
Photographer
Ryan Colford Studios
Posts: 2286
Brooklyn, New York, US
There's been enough "worst" threads floating around. How about we commend someone for something they did well? Best joke, banter, portfolio, profile,sexual position er I digress, but you get the point.
Photographer
Jon Roberts
Posts: 505
Cheltenham, England, United Kingdom
baelie wrote:
you decide! what should be the next overdrawn, annoying ass topic? (smiley face) how about :
the most ...overdrawn,annoying ass topic... on mm
you said it yourself!!
Makeup Artist
Rhonda M
Posts: 1089
Baltimore, Maryland, US
Claire Elizabeth wrote:
Worst speller? Worst use of grammar? Hardest profile to read/understand? This makes me laugh my butt off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know about a profile but I have seen a thread, and boy oh boy, it was rough!!
Photographer
Len Cook Photographer
Posts: 599
Fremont, California, US
Claire Elizabeth wrote:
Definately yes!! Incredible. Just incredible. Neither of you can spell and you're laughing at others. Get a grip.
Photographer
Tony Lawrence
Posts: 21528
Chicago, Illinois, US
Claire Elizabeth wrote:
Worst speller? Worst use of grammar? Hardest profile to read/understand? Ummm that would be me.
Makeup Artist
myles oreilly
Posts: 24
Westminster, Colorado, US
how about best professional, best amateur ,and who are you kidding!
Model
Bailee Martini
Posts: 648
Jacksonville, Alabama, US
Colford Studios wrote:
There's been enough "worst" threads floating around. How about we commend someone for something they did well? Best joke, banter, portfolio, profile,sexual position er I digress, but you get the point. i didnt say it had to be worst....it says "the most ______________ on mm"
Photographer
Michael Kirst
Posts: 3231
Los Angeles, California, US
Colford Studios wrote:
There's been enough "worst" threads floating around. How about we commend someone for something they did well? Best joke, banter, portfolio, profile,sexual position er I digress, but you get the point. Save the nicety nice shit for another thread....I wanna talk about models that look as though they eat from a dog dish....or a photographer who went to the Helen Keller School of Photography or a makeup artist who's only experience in doing makeup was with the Barbie Fun & Makeup Kit!
Yeah yeah....some of that shit...
Photographer
Tog
Posts: 55204
Birmingham, Alabama, US
Michael Kirst wrote:
Save the nicety nice shit for another thread....I wanna talk about models that look as though they eat from a dog dish....or a photographer who went to the Helen Keller School of Photography or a makeup artist who's only experience in doing makeup was with the Barbie Fun & Makeup Kit!
Yeah yeah....some of that shit... Michael Kirst.. Behind that pink wall lies a heart of gold.. (Which he ripped out of someone else's chest and keeps in a freezer hidden behind the wall..) =p
Photographer
Digital Emulsion
Posts: 345
Brooklyn, Indiana, US
Michael Kirst wrote:
Save the nicety nice shit for another thread....I wanna talk about models that look as though they eat from a dog dish....or a photographer who went to the Helen Keller School of Photography or a makeup artist who's only experience in doing makeup was with the Barbie Fun & Makeup Kit!
Yeah yeah....some of that shit... Don't forget the managers....we need them as much as they need us.
Model
Bailee Martini
Posts: 648
Jacksonville, Alabama, US
Len Cook Photographer wrote:
Incredible. Just incredible. Neither of you can spell and you're laughing at others. Get a grip. there is a difference between not knowing how to spell and not using correct practices of grammar on the internet, knowing that they are understood and implied by most everyone. what word did i spell wrong? ironically, i am something of a grammar nazi, but i only use capitalization and punctuation when absolutely necessary on the internet.
Photographer
Michael Kirst
Posts: 3231
Los Angeles, California, US
WG Rowland wrote:
Michael Kirst.. Behind that pink wall lies a heart of gold.. (Which he ripped out of someone else's chest and keeps in a freezer hidden behind the wall..) =p How'd you know?? LOL
Photographer
Digital Emulsion
Posts: 345
Brooklyn, Indiana, US
baelie wrote:
there is a difference between not knowing how to spell and not using correct practices of grammar on the internet, knowing that they are understood and implied by most everyone. what word did i spell wrong? ironically, i am something of a grammar nazi, but i only use capitalization and punctuation when absolutely necessary on the internet. well, enforcing correct spelling is the only way some people can feel good about themselves.
Photographer
Michael Kirst
Posts: 3231
Los Angeles, California, US
Digital Emulsion wrote:
Don't forget the managers....we need them as much as they need us. Oh yeah....!! The managers!!
Who manage from thier mothers basement amid the ruins of laundry and cat food.
heh
Photographer
Len Cook Photographer
Posts: 599
Fremont, California, US
baelie wrote:
there is a difference between not knowing how to spell and not using correct practices of grammar on the internet, knowing that they are understood and implied by most everyone. what word did i spell wrong? ironically, i am something of a grammar nazi, but i only use capitalization and punctuation when absolutely necessary on the internet. " someone who's first language"
In this case, it's "whose," demonstrating errors in both spelling and inappropriate use of the apostrophe -- perhaps the most widespread error in internet forums. Grammar nazi, indeed.
Photographer
CLT
Posts: 12979
Winchester, Virginia, US
Len Cook Photographer wrote:
Incredible. Just incredible. Neither of you can spell and you're laughing at others. Get a grip. I too, found the irony to be unbearable.
-CLT (a person whose first language is not English)
Photographer
Michael Kirst
Posts: 3231
Los Angeles, California, US
Oh wait.....! I've got one...
The gaylord bandicoot freaks who always put that lame MUYAA in the Announcments page.... Blech!! Hello Kitty mother f*&%ckers
Photographer
Vivus Hussein Denuo
Posts: 64211
New York, New York, US
How about: A contest to see who can get his thread locked or zoned first. But BCG is disqualified from competing. We're not in his league. 
Photographer
REPhotography
Posts: 152
San Diego, California, US
OOO OOO OOO, how about the worst of the "worst of" forum topics???? but in your post, you have to include a bunch of links to the threads...
Model
Bailee Martini
Posts: 648
Jacksonville, Alabama, US
Digital Emulsion wrote:
well, enforcing correct spelling is the only way some people can feel good about themselves. are you saying this towards me? we all have things we do to feel good about ourselves. me, i was just always the kid who did really good in english class, and didnt understand how everyone would write things like "Look over they're! A bunch of dog's for sale!"
when i say "grammar nazi", i dont mean that i correct people. in fact, i never corret grammar unless it is asked of me or it is in jest. i meant that mainly im picky about my own grammar and spelling, and annoyed by others who dont understand grammar that should be very simple and obvious.
my big pet peeve is the misuse of the apostraphe and s. both are very misunderstood and used improperly. hell, a few years ago, i found discovered mcdonalds using "it's" where it should have been using "its" in the copywright info on their drink cups. it was later changed. anywho, like i said, dont use good grammar when i type, but otherwise im a stickler.
Photographer
Digital Emulsion
Posts: 345
Brooklyn, Indiana, US
Len Cook Photographer wrote:
" someone who's first language"
In this case, it's "whose," demonstrating errors in both spelling and inappropriate use of the apostrophe -- perhaps the most widespread error in internet forums. Grammar nazi, indeed. English is a stupid language to be a grammar nazi in. Example: "read". Present? Past? Many other examples to follow.
If its the only language you know, then well...feel embarassed.
Model
Bailee Martini
Posts: 648
Jacksonville, Alabama, US
Len Cook Photographer wrote:
" someone who's first language"
In this case, it's "whose," demonstrating errors in both spelling and inappropriate use of the apostrophe -- perhaps the most widespread error in internet forums. Grammar nazi, indeed. sorry, my mistake. typing faster than im thinking. your mockery is fair. but otherwise, if "who's" were the proper word for the context, the apostraphe might be appropriate; however, we cant say, so saying it was "inappropriate use of the apostrophe" is negated by the fact that the entire word isnt right for the situation.
Photographer
Vivus Hussein Denuo
Posts: 64211
New York, New York, US
baelie wrote:
anywho, like i said, dont use good grammar when i type, but otherwise im a stickler. I'd love to get together and stickle with you some time.
Photographer
Digital Emulsion
Posts: 345
Brooklyn, Indiana, US
baelie wrote:
sorry, my mistake. typing faster than im thinking. your mockery is fair. but otherwise, if "who's" were the proper word for the context, the apostraphe might be appropriate; however, we cant say, so saying it was "inappropriate use of the apostrophe" is negated by the fact that the entire word isnt right for the situation. "If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur."
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