This was an ACTUAL ad I just saw while flipping through craigslist this morning. It gave me a good laugh:

CALLING ALL BIG BOOTY, SEXY, VIDEO GODDESS. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BIG BUTT THIS VIDEO IS NOT FOR YOU! THE NAME OF THE SONG IS SHAKE THAT THANG, SO YOU WILL HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING TO SHAKE. WE WANT THE BUFFY THE BODY KIND OF LADIES AND I KNOW ATLANTA GOT THEM!

What kind of crazy ads have you read?